diskusbooks Chapter 456 Lao Tzu Cultivates Immortality in the Sea of Doomsday (5)
Chapter 456 Lao Tzu Cultivates Immortality in the Sea of Doomsday (5)
The little robot didn't react until the second night, and the red light on its body turned green.
Xiong Bufan never keeps any useless people except her, not even robots.
This little robot hasn't moved at all; it's clearly just using electricity for free.
Xiong Bufan ripped him off with his hands, intending to throw him away as scrap garbage.
Kongkong: "Extraordinary, wait a minute."
"What's wrong, Kongkong? Are you going to use him as a punching bag?"
Kongkong: "Bufan, robots all have switches. Did you not find where the switch is, which is why it's not moving?"
That seems to make some sense, but the robot has now turned into a machine frame, with only its head and limbs visible. Does it really have any switches on it?
With nothing to lose, Xiong Bufan began searching for the switch.
The robot woke up at some point and saw a raggedly dressed person sniffing all over him. The person then shouted at the top of their lungs, "Indecent assault! Indecent assault! I'm going to report you to the Robot Alliance!"
This shout startled Xiong Bufan. Without hesitation, she pushed the robot over, saying, "Wake up and prepare food for me. I'm not going to feed someone who just wants to freeload."
No, that's wasting electricity.
The little robot looked at itself and found that its outer shell had disappeared. It covered its body and screamed as it went out, "Ahhh, I'm running around naked!"
This is absolutely shameful.
Xiong Bufan scratched his head. "Do robots even know shame? This is truly a whole new world."
"If you don't find me some food, I'll turn you into a toilet."
"Understood, sir."
Kongkong was once again amazed by the sophistication of this world. This robot not only had its own consciousness, but it could also survive the crash. It was simply incredible.
Heaven is too foolish; instead of developing technology, it insists on creating an apocalypse to drive human evolution.
Xiong Bufan sat back down on the sofa. Now that someone was serving him, the good days were yet to come.
Once outside, the little robot began transmitting radio waves to contact people in the outside world, explaining that they had crashed and needed rescue.
The radio waves were sent out, but no response was received, and the little robot was a little disappointed.
However, he believed that people from the head office would come to rescue him and the survivors.
The most important thing now is to find some clothes, otherwise if other robots see him running around naked, he will be arrested by the Robot Alliance for indecent assault and destroyed.
Service robots are now equipped with wilderness survival skills, and small robots are no exception.
However, the island's resources didn't seem very abundant. The little robot spent half a day fishing on the beach but didn't see any fish bite.
Furthermore, he didn't see any seabirds flying in the sky, which is very unusual and should be reported so that an environmental investigator can be sent to investigate.
Xiong Bufan waited at home for a long time but didn't see the little robot return. Thinking it was going to run away, he rushed out without saying a word.
They started searching for the little robot by following the scent.
Finally, Xiong Bufan found the small robot fishing on the cliff.
Upon seeing Xiong Bufan, the little robot reassured him, "Passenger, please don't worry."
The rescue team arrived quickly, and fish soon took the bait.
Xiong Bufan: "Hey, are you stupid?"
Little robot: "First of all, I'm not called 'Hey,' I'm called 9528."
Secondly, I know you're in a hurry, but please wait a moment.
Xiong Bufan didn't know what the engineer who made 9528 was thinking, but he must be an incompetent bum, otherwise how could he have developed such a useless robot?
"Can you find food?"
"Yes, please wait a moment."
Xiong Bufan parted his thin lips slightly, "Useless." When she relied on herself, she never went hungry.
9528: "Please don't insult robots; we also have mechanical capabilities."
Xiong Bufan kicked the robot aside. She hated robots that didn't do anything but talk a lot.
Fishing was out of the question; Xiong Bufan always used electrofishing.
Place the sword in the seawater and slowly infuse it with spiritual energy, then begin to send an electric current outward from the sword.
Upon seeing Xiong Bufan electrofishing, 9528 said, "According to federal law, electrofishing is illegal."
Please accept your punishment upon returning to your home country.
Xiong Bufan thought 9528 was an artificial idiot. After giving him a cold look, he started yelling at the top of his lungs, "I'm starving to death!"
A robot is preventing me from eating and abusing me. I'm going to complain and report it.
The 9528 display screen turned into a horizontal line, and a distinct electronic voice sounded, "9528's harmful behavior towards humans has been detected. Punishment."
"Appeal! Appeal!"
"The appeal failed. The appeal failed."
"Resetting factory settings—"
Xiong Bufan ignored 9528's mutterings and started picking up fish from the sea.
In the federal government, human protection laws are very comprehensive, and any robot that attempts to harm humans will be convicted and forced to reset to factory settings.
Robots are helpers and friends of humans, and should not become their enemies.
After Xiong Bufan got ashore, 9528 had successfully restarted. Upon seeing Xiong Bufan come ashore, they quickly went to greet him, saying, "Dear Ms. Li, you are really amazing."
"My name is Xiong Bufan."
"Dear Xiong Bufan, you are truly amazing."
The 9528 that has been restored to factory settings is much more useful than before; at least it no longer shouts that Xiong Bufan is breaking the law.
It's the apocalypse, we're on a deserted island, why bother following federal laws?
In a few days, the Federation's mission should be to exterminate the mutated animals.
Xiong Bufan tossed the fish to 9528, saying, "Go back and cook for me."
"Yes, Ms. Xiong Bufan, it is our pleasure to serve you."
Xiong Bufan: "Hmm, it's good that you have this awareness. I'll write you a five-star review when I get back."
"Thank you."
The 9528, after being restored to factory settings, has its wilderness survival skills maxed out; it can not only start fires but also cook.
Xiong Bufan brought out a pot and some seasonings, and 9528 cooked a pot of mixed fish stew that was delicious and visually appealing.
This skill completely stunned Xiong Bufan. "9528, you are really amazing. You are simply the best among robots."
"Thank you for the compliment. Please have a taste."
"Thank you, Lao Tzu."
Offering benefits is unacceptable, but Xiong Bufan is never stingy when it comes to showing kindness.
For the next few days, Xiong Bufan would use the electric fish to catch fish while 9528 was charging, and then have him cook the fish when he woke up.
The area around the watchtower was covered with dried fish, but rescuers still hadn't arrived.
9528 was unaware of Xiong Bufan's anxiety, but he himself was anxious because a program was instructing him to send back his memories from before the reset to help the police officers find out the truth about the plane crash.
Their location, at 25° North latitude and 63°45' West longitude, was known as the "Sea of Doomsday" and the "Land of Death" in the 1950s, but this was clarified in the 1980s, and all the mysteries were just rumors.
It has now been developed into a famous tourist area, receiving tens of millions of tourists every year.