Chapter 121 says... We won?
Chapter 121 says... We won?
Lu Ziqiao: "Teacher Zeng, one should be content with what one has!"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "Is that your line? Lu Xiaobu!!!"
Lu Ziqiao: "But you already have Yi Fei!"
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian instantly flew into a rage and roared, "When did I ever have Yifei? When did Yifei become mine? In which episode did it say that Yifei was mine?!"
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The scene fell silent, or perhaps Zeng Xiaoxian realized he had overreacted and stopped talking!
Tang Youyou blinked her confused eyes twice: "What are they talking about?"
"Cough cough!"
Guan Gu coughed, drawing everyone's attention away from him.
Guan Gu raised a disdainful look and slowly spoke: "A beautiful woman is a source of trouble! It's a long story..."
Zhang Wei suddenly noticed the blind spot and tentatively asked, "Then... can I pursue Yifei now?"
"Get lost! No way!"
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly sprang to his feet and kicked wildly.
Chen Xiaobai and the others quickly pulled him away.
Tang Youyou stood in the middle of the group, her face innocent, and said gently, "Although I don't know why you're arguing, arguing is never a good thing!"
"How about... we just have a duel?"
Everyone: "..."
“We’re not saying anything because something’s wrong with us, but because something’s wrong with you!” Chen Xiaobai sighed.
However, those people exchanged glances and actually had the idea of a duel!
"Wait a moment!"
Chen Xiaobai quickly stepped in to stop it and put an end to the farce!
He immediately revealed that Yu Mo already had a fiancé.
Lin Qingqing has been hiding in 3602 these past few days whenever she has nothing to do. She has become best friends with Youyou and Yumo, and he naturally knows about this!
Furthermore, they revealed that Yu Mo and Yi Fei were classmates.
As the three shouted "Nani!", Guan Gu transformed!
Suddenly, a BJM tune started playing.
Guan Gu instantly put on a suit, bent down and adjusted his bow tie, "Shin jiku wa ichi mo hei duo duo! (Japanese, there's only one truth!)"
"This is all a conspiracy!"
"Conan-kun!!!" Youyou seemed to have experienced a pupil-wide earthquake.
Guan Gu said confidently, "The three of you got entangled with Yu Mo by chance, and then the three of you got entangled with each other. Think about it, who is the most smug!"
Chen Xiaobai: "You're right, but you're overthinking it!"
The three of them shook their heads in unison, looking completely bewildered!
"The key to the problem lies in the stories you three told!" Guan Gu reminded them, but the three of them still blinked their innocent eyes.
Tang Youyou seemed thoughtful: "That scheming kid keeps touching your belly~ (pirated Japanese)"
"You mean... someone on their team is lying!"
"No, what they said was the truth, exaggerated!"
Guan Gu couldn't help but sigh and rub his forehead, then said mysteriously:
"A character who appears in every story, inconspicuous, but always in places where she shouldn't be..."
Lu Ziqiao and the other two exclaimed in surprise, "Hu Yifei!!!"
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Later, Guan Gu unfolded a brilliant deduction.
From her first encounter with Yu Mo, to their becoming accomplices, and then to the gradual implementation of the plan, her analysis was logical, well-founded, and reasonable.
If Chen Xiaobai hadn't read the script, he would have believed it!
After Guan Gu finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly raised his hand and asked, "Wait, there are four of us, why are you only targeting the three of us? Where is Chen Xiaobai?!"
"Well... I don't understand either!" Guan Gu scratched the back of his head, somewhat puzzled.
"Actually... she did make a move, and I really was pranked!" Chen Xiaobai smiled shyly, then thought for a moment and told them the answer, "By the way, you guys didn't actually lose!"
Guan Gu: "What?! My reasoning was wrong?"
The other four: "What?!?"
"Xiao Bai, tell me quickly, why didn't we lose? Stop keeping me in suspense!" Lu Ziqiao asked impatiently.
Chen Xiaobai picked up his wine glass, took a sip, and began to recount: "Let's start from the beginning. Hu Yifei and Yu Mo did encounter each other, but there were no evil rulers involved!"
"First of all, it was Zhang Wei! They only heard that Zhang Wei was going to sign up, so they prepared a bottle of special chewing gum that looked exactly the same, but it would make your teeth bright red after you ate it. But who knew that when Zhang Wei entered the supermarket and saw Yu Mo, he was completely disoriented and kept following her and spying on her!"
"Hu Yifei had no choice but to go over and tell you that chewing gum was 30% off, and then..."
"Then I didn't want the membership card because I hadn't activated it, and Yu Mo came back and swiped the card for me..."
Zhang Wei seemed completely drained, staring blankly at the chewing gum in his hand.
"Yeah, they didn't expect you to buy chewing gum and not eat it, but instead count it one by one..."
Chen Xiaobai shrugged, "Teacher Zeng is right behind me..."
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After hearing his prank, Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in despair, "So my razor is still downstairs?"
"If some old lady hadn't picked it up to peel kiwis, it would still be there!"
Everyone: "Hahahaha~~~"
"And you, Lü Ziqiao!"
Lu Ziqiao was still stubborn, unwilling to believe it was just a prank. "What happened to me? I really caught Yu Mo poking my tires!"
"But it was Hu Yifei who poked it. That day when you were arresting people, Hu Yifei ran out and happened to run into Yu Mo. The two of them exchanged clothes and hats!"
"I, I, I... Something's not right!"
Just as Lu Ziqiao was questioning his existence, a question suddenly came to his mind, and he immediately stared at Chen Xiaobai, "How did you know? And what was your prank?"
Zeng Xiaoxian felt a chill run down his spine and questioned, "You wouldn't happen to be a spy, would you? You've infiltrated our ranks!"
"Mission: Impossible???!!!" Zhang Wei suddenly jumped up and hid behind the sofa.
"Come on, your imaginations are running a little too wild!"
Chen Xiaobai shook his head helplessly, "Yifei never intended to hide it from you. You could have just asked her yourself. I had Qingqing ask her, and she told me!"
"Also, I was the one who got pranked, although I'm quite happy with the outcome!"
"So...we won?!?" Zeng Xiaoxian instantly perked up, overwhelmed with excitement.
"Wow~ Wow~ Wow oh oh!!!"
The three of them immediately cheered excitedly.
Guan Gu mercilessly exposed their embarrassment, "But... weren't you all completely bewitched by Yu Mo, and you even wanted to duel just now!"
"Nephew, you got slapped eight times in three days, and you call that a win?" Tang Youyou was a little doubtful of her nephew's intelligence.
Chen Xiaobai didn't miss the chance to poke at their sore spots, "Zhang Wei also chews gum all the time, doesn't he? My Extra gum~~~"
"you......"
Lu Ziqiao was instantly enraged, but he was powerless to refute the facts.
Zeng Xiaoxian tentatively asked, "How about... we get revenge?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison. Hadn't they suffered enough these past few days?
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