I conquered the cultivation world with scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

Chapter 520 Did they stand on my head?

[Is bubble tea from the same brand as taro ball milk tea?]

Wait a minute, I bet you meant "the milk tea that's so delicious it'll burst with flavor," right?

With so many people watching, this name is already embarrassing enough. Let's go home and talk about it.

Hahahaha, this is hilarious! What kind of name is this? Hahahaha, did I hear that right? Puff puff nuff?

What what

I don't know this person at all.

I don't know either.

"Are you crazy? How could you say that so easily? It makes us cultivators who buy spiritual food seem inferior."

Is that the name of a spiritual food? It sounds kind of...

Upon seeing this name, my head, which had been held upright, suddenly drooped. They're treating me like an enemy soldier!

Exactly! Why not just call it Taro Ball Milk Tea? Why did you have to choose this weird name? Now look what's happened! Not only you, but even I, who bought spiritual food from "Gambling Job," will be laughed at by everyone. Are you happy now? You selfish person!

Hahaha, I'll laugh first. This name sounds like someone's sick. It's so bizarre and strange.

Someone please answer these questions. Stop playing games, okay? What is milk tea? And what is this "puffing and pinching" thing?

Have you heard of "the restaurant where a swordsman's career is staked"?

Never heard of it

It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it. Just remember that this is a restaurant that sells both spiritual food and elixirs. The shop will introduce new spiritual food and elixirs every month, such as wolf tooth potatoes and roasted sweet potatoes.

The variety of spiritual food is limited because "The Restaurant That Risks a Sword Cultivation Career" once offered a milk tea drink—the one mentioned above, which I'm embarrassed to mention. That drink was absolutely delicious, but it hasn't been offered since. That's why the announcement of a new product today has generated such a strong reaction.

This must taste amazing!

I don't know either, but judging from the name, something like "Puff Puff Neck Neck" is incredibly delicious. If it tastes that bad, people will curse me to death, saying I'm unworthy of the name.

The idiom "德不配位" is not used in this way.

That makes sense. I'm starting to wonder what this drink tastes like. If I can't taste it, could you at least simulate the smell? Has anyone ever done a holographic live stream?

I haven't found it yet. I'm actually a little curious about "A Restaurant Where You Risk Your Swordsmanship." Don't you guys think that name is a bit... off? It sounds like a very unprofessional restaurant.

This isn't professional enough? Go try it and you'll see. No food from gambling companies is bad. Look at the reviews; you'll find that even the most diverse tastes become surprisingly similar.

Now I know about taro ball milk tea. If pearl milk tea is a new product, does that mean it's not available yet and we can still try to buy it?

Sure, you can. For those who don't know, here's a little tidbit: restaurants that risk a sword cultivator's career have a fixed customer base, 90% of whom are cultivators. It's a race against cultivators; if you don't have the skill, don't even bother trying.

That's right, you won't be able to get it.

Is it really that popular? Is this restaurant so delicious it has such a magical appeal? I don't believe it!

If you manage to snag one, you'll know—it tastes even better than the spiritual food sold on the joint WeChat account of Wanjue Academy.

Excuse me, but what exactly are the pearls in the "Bubble Tea Launch" announcement?

I don't know. The advertising slogan seems a bit silly at first glance, but it gets a little addictive after a while.

It should have similar ingredients to taro balls.

I'm begging you one last time! Everyone says milk tea is so delicious, but I can't see or smell it. Could you just describe it in words? I'm really craving it!

I bet the person upstairs came here after reading "I'm going to fight ten sword cultivators".

How do you know? Even though everyone says the Free and Unfettered Sect supplies cultivators with demon meat, it looks incredibly delicious.

Hahaha, just take it as a joke. Eating monster flesh will kill you. Who knows when this cultivator who posted the blog might die?

Milk tea smells rich and fragrant, and when it touches the lips, it has a smooth and sweet taste.

Sounds delicious! It's called "The Restaurant Where You Risk Your Swordsmanship"? I'll go check it out.

OK

[…]

Jiang He specially came up with a theme for this new product launch, and even the restaurant had more posters than usual.

Aside from these, the restaurant's style remains unchanged, and Jiang He doesn't intend to spend a single penny on it.

Decoration costs money, and this is a virtual shop.

If we can sell it, we will; in short, we absolutely cannot renovate it.

The restaurant's simple style had deterred many netizens before, and this time was no different.

Many monks hurriedly left the hotel when they saw that it was in a state of disrepair.

Some cultivators even thought they had gone to the wrong place multiple times. After all, this restaurant had been featured on the StarNet homepage, but they never expected the shop's decor to be so bizarre, and the owner's aesthetic sense to be even more...

Um, it's a bit hard to describe.

Many monks were waiting at the restaurant to make purchases.

Five years have passed, and the hype surrounding the "restaurant where a swordsman's career is at stake" has faded. In the past two years, Shangguan Linghu has been able to consistently snag a table there. She looked at the familiar figure, just as always:

"Don't squat anymore, Monopoly. Your hand speed is too fast."

On the StarNet, everyone has a virtual identity, so when Shangguan Linghu calls out to Zhong Liyu, she will use his online name.

Zhong Liyu: "What's wrong with my hand speed?"

"Slow down, you're not going to get any anyway. You should leave first. This area is already small, and the floor beneath my feet is packed with people, plus your neck is right next to the back of my head. It's so crowded I'm going to die."

"Who says I can't get it? Today I'll show you what I'm capable of!"

Shangguan Linghu shook her head: "To be honest, when have you ever managed to snatch one? Listen to me, if you quit now, my feet will be able to put them down. Standing on the Golden Horn every time is really tiring for my feet."

"I do not."

"As usual, 10 Star Coins, I'll help you grab it."

"Okay, sis, I'm leaving now. You can take your time grabbing it, I'm not in a hurry."

Zhong Liyu quickly logged off, and Shangguan Linghu finally had some space. She put her other foot down and let out a soft breath.

"Finally, it's spacious."

Shangguan Linghu stared blankly out the restaurant window, having initially guessed that the restaurant manager and Jiang He were the same person.

Five years ago, Jiang He passed away, and Shangguan Linghu thought the restaurant would stop updating its menu. But in the past five years, the restaurant that "gambled on the career of a sword cultivator" has not only not closed down, but its update frequency has also returned to normal.

This inevitably made Shangguan Linghu doubt her previous guesses.

Lost in thought, Shangguan Linghu looked around again and suddenly realized that a small restaurant was packed with people.

Just as more and more people started to gather, Shangguan Linghu's foot was stepped on by another person. She quickly lifted her foot and resumed her one-legged stance.

Fortunately, she set her pain sensitivity to zero in the holographic world; otherwise, she doesn't know how badly she would have been squeezed.

"Hey, hey, that's my head! How did you get up on my head, you idiot, get down here!"