diskusbooks Chapter 154 Taking the Opportunity to Overlord the One Who Got the Bow
Chapter 154 Taking the Opportunity to Overlord the One Who Got the Bow
Lu Yifeng's eyes widened.
This is truly astonishing; for such words to come out of Murong Jing's mouth is more unbelievable than the sun rising in the west!
It seems that what Feng Yue said was true?
With a change of heart, Lu Yifeng deliberately leaned against the desk and said with a rather irreverent smile, "What could you possibly have to say? Tell me so I can have a good laugh."
Although Lu Yifeng looked particularly irritating, Murong Jing needed his help and had to suppress his temper and tolerate him.
As for the matter of needing Lu Yifeng's help, His Highness the Prince of Qin found it difficult to bring it up.
He frowned and pondered for a while, then considered it for a long time.
Seeing his expression, Lu Yifeng was not in a hurry and did not urge him any further, waiting for him to speak on his own.
After a while, Murong Jing seemed to have gone all out. He straightened his face and said in an extremely unnatural manner, "How do you usually... please women?"
"……what?"
Lu Yifeng was quite shocked.
Fortunately, Feng Yue's tea hadn't arrived yet, otherwise, Murong Jing's words alone would have choked him to death!
It seems that Murong Jing has already been ensnared by a woman!
Of course, if it was the woman he had only met once, Lu Yifeng thought it wouldn't be surprising.
Touching his chin, Lu Yifeng said in a pretentious tone, "That depends on how much you like a woman. Is it just a fondness, or is it the kind of feeling you want to see all the time?"
After asking the question, Lu Yifeng realized he had made a fool of himself. How could Murong Jing possibly give a straight answer to such a question!
The truth is, Murong Jing was indeed not prepared to give a direct answer.
But when he thought about how to solve the problem by addressing the root cause, he managed to squeeze out, "The latter kind."
Lu Yifeng blinked.
His mouth gaped slightly in surprise, and it took him a while to come to a conclusion: "Tsk tsk, it seems you've fallen into the quagmire of love. I can't help you with that!"
Murong Jing was slightly angered by his words. He had already said everything, but he was told that he couldn't help.
Is this just someone who came to watch the show?
Before he could react, Lu Yifeng changed the subject: "However, considering our years of friendship, I may not have any good ideas, but I can give you a few bad ones."
Murong Jing: "..."
"When it comes to dealing with women, there are two things: words and actions. Speaking means knowing how to say nice things. I don't expect you to say sweet words, but things like 'I love you,' 'I like you,' 'I feel uneasy if I don't see you for a day'... these are very simple and not hard to say, right?"
Murong Jing: "..."
"As for doing it, it's much simpler than talking about it! To please a woman, you first have to give her some things she likes, such as hairpins, earrings, bracelets, rouge, face powder, and indigo."
"..."
Murong Jing's eyes flashed.
That woman likes... money.
"And then, it's about putting it into practice." At this point, Lu Yifeng chuckled mischievously and teased, "Do you need any erotic pictures? I can get you a few sets to look at."
Murong Jing looked somewhat uneasy.
He glanced at Lu Yifeng indifferently, his voice as calm as still water: "Finish what you have to say first."
Seeing Murong Jing's expression, Lu Yifeng secretly chuckled to himself: Little rascal, inexperienced people are so naive, let's see how I fool you!
He was thinking very lewd things, but on the surface he was all serious.
"First, you need to show affection. There are many ways to show affection, the simplest being physical contact. For example, you can hold hands or give each other a little kiss from time to time."
"...What kind of behavior is this!"
Murong Jing's ears turned a little red.
Lu Yifeng scoffed and said disdainfully, "Look at you, look at you. I teach you methods, but you don't humbly accept them. How do you expect to please a woman like this?"
"...You continue."
Lu Yifeng rolled his eyes.
He cleared his throat and lowered his voice suggestively, "Why are you so agitated? I didn't ask you to act like a hooligan in broad daylight. Isn't the time for hooliganism usually at night?"
Murong Jing: "..."
"Logically speaking, you should understand the rest by now. We're all men, right? What man doesn't know how to be a scoundrel?"
"..."
Murong Jing's expression at this moment was truly indescribable.
Lu Yifeng grinned slyly for a while before noticing Murong Jing's expression and immediately stopped: "What's with that expression?"
His Highness the King of Qin frowned.
“She is not like other women; these approaches may not work.”
That woman is quite skilled in martial arts, and he still doesn't know her exact abilities. What if she tries to be a thug and things escalate into a physical fight...?
Lu Yifeng knew, of course, who Murong Jing was referring to as 'she,' and immediately gave a mysterious smile.
He leaned forward slightly: "Let me tell you, this trick works on all women. If they're gentle, coax them slowly; if they're fierce, just force yourself on them. No matter how fierce a woman is, she'll accept her fate after you've slept with her."
Murong Jing fell silent, seemingly considering the feasibility of his suggestion.
Lu Yifeng pressed on, saying, "Moreover, you have to coax her before you get her, but after you get her you have to keep her hanging on. You can't be cold to her or spoil her. You have to find the right balance. Only then will she be devoted to you."
Murong Jing seemed not to have heard Lu Yifeng's last sentence, and only frowned as he asked, "How can I know if she has feelings for me?"
Lu Yifeng frowned and rolled his eyes.
As the knocking sounded, he said, "That's not difficult. You can deliberately approach other women and see how they react."
Feng Yue, holding a teapot, knocked on the door but didn't go in immediately. He only pushed the door open and went in when he heard his master say "Come in."
Feng Yue put down his teacup, his face showing a mixture of unspoken words and something else.
His Highness the King of Qin was about to wave him away, but frowned slightly upon seeing this expression.
"What's the matter?"
"Master, the illegitimate daughter of the Left Prime Minister's residence and the cousin of the General's residence have already entered the mansion and have been arranged to live in the East Courtyard?"
After Feng Yue finished speaking, he carefully observed his master's expression.
It turned out to be a trap.
Lu Yifeng, who was unaware of the matter of taking a concubine, asked in surprise, "What concubine's daughter or cousin's daughter?"
Seeing that his master had no intention of answering, Feng Yue had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "She was a concubine personally selected by Her Majesty the Empress."
"A concubine?!"
Lu Yifeng almost jumped up.
He turned to look at Murong Jing, and said with great admiration, "What can I say to you? You haven't even sorted things out here yet, and you've already brought in two more women? In my opinion, your chances are over for now!"
Feng Yue couldn't help but defend his master: "Young Master Lu is wrong. Originally, the master was unwilling to take a concubine, but... but Consort Su insisted, so the prince compromised."
"..."
Murong Jing gave Feng Yue a cold glance, who was 'talking incoherently'.
The expressions on Lu Yifeng's face were much more interesting.
"She actually insists you take a concubine? Let me think about this... I've got it! You can use this opportunity to test the waters, using the method I just told you, and then take the chance to force yourself on her!"