Quick Transmigration: Help! What to do when my husband is obsessed with love?

Chapter 205 The Conman 5

Is this guy a Pixiu (a mythical creature believed to bring wealth and prosperity)?

Why do you only eat but not poop?

Ling Yi's eyes slowly filled with suspicion again. She placed the birdseed in a small bowl and observed the bird that had acted strangely without making a sound.

The little bird, whose head was blind, didn't notice anything unusual about her. After enjoying a delicious meal, it crawled out through the dismantled air conditioning duct and flew around outside.

Ling Yi stood next to the air conditioner vent and saw that the bird had somehow removed the foam and plastic bags that were blocking the vent, and the cold autumn wind was blowing into the room.

Through the glass, she saw the myna bird fling something suspicious out from behind its rear end, then darted back into its nest a moment later and casually preened its feathers with its beak.

Ling Yi rubbed her forehead and turned to wash up.

She paused, then turned back and stuffed everything back into the air conditioner vent. She then used waterproof tape to secure it several times to ensure that the bird could not damage it again.

The myna bird stood on her head, looking down at the woman who was blocking its escape route, its little claws tearing her long hair into a bird's nest.

This woman's paranoia is too much; it would be a shame if she didn't become an emperor in ancient times.

It's just excrement; what difficulty could he possibly have in simulating it?

After washing up, Ling Yi was still eating breakfast when Ling Yunzi burst into the room, shouting, "Quick, quick! Come down and find some ox tears!"

Ling Yi paused in her instant noodles, slowly swallowed them, and then asked, "Where can we find a cow with a spirit?"

We can't exactly let her fly up to heaven and bring down the Cowherd's ox, making it cry.

Even if she had the ability, the cow would have been a cowhide coat long ago, leaving her no room to make a difference.

Ling Yunzi paused, then roared, "Are you stupid? Can't you find a single livestock farm in such a big city?"

Who says it has to be a spiritual cow? Any cow will do!

Why make so many demands for just 100,000 yuan?

If it's a million-dollar order, he'll even give you a brand new Taoist robe!

Ling Yi: "You really aren't very professional."

After swallowing the last bite of instant noodles, Ling Yi pushed open the door...

She glanced sideways at the little bird perched on her shoulder: "Get down!"

"May you be happy and prosperous!"

The bird stared with its beady eyes and spoke innocently.

Ling Yi paused for a moment, then said, "If you don't go down, I'll stew you!"

May your wealth increase greatly!

Under the threat of death, the bird uttered its third sentence.

Ling Yi: "Pfft."

Who can bear this?

She packed the little guy's food and water, and carried it downstairs.

As for getting a cage to prevent it from getting lost?

This shows a lack of trust in her hand speed.

"Why are you keeping a crow?" Ling Yunzi noticed the dark creature perched on Ling Yi's shoulder from afar and complained, "We're not Western witches, this doesn't add any mystery!"

"And you can't raise crows, our country avoids that, you have to raise black cats!" Ling Yunzi babbled, "Not only do they look high-end and classy, ​​they're also popular with female customers."

"You have no idea, these days some people are so scared when a cat flips them over that they're willing to give up their bank card numbers."

"Why don't you take another look at what this is?" Ling Yi fastened her seatbelt and asked the driver with concern, "Or, how about we go to an optician's and get a pair of reading glasses? We still have some time."

Ling Yunzi glared at Ling Yi, then noticed something from the feathers on the back of the myna's head: "Oh, it's a myna, not a wild one, is it? We can't get involved with these things in this line of work!"

Ling Yi was so angry at his law-abiding appearance that she laughed. You're a professional swindler, why do you care about these things?

As if seeing through her thoughts, the old man said mysteriously, "You don't understand, this isn't a scam, it's a service industry!"

“Rich people can enjoy top-notch psychological massage for just a million dollars. What a bargain!” Ling Yunzi said emphatically. “These people are all psychologically twisted. If we don’t give them some psychological faith, who knows what immoral things they might do.”

"In a way, my apprentice and I are also contributing to the stability of society."

Ling Yi: "..."

She pinched the myna's beak expressionlessly: "That's enough, stop talking. You're talking too much."

The myna bird looked at Ling Yi innocently with its beady eyes, and this time it really didn't say a word.

Ling Yunzi scoffed, expressing his displeasure at Ling Yi's disrespect for her teacher. After starting the car, he asked with great interest, "Where did this myna bird come from? Can it talk?"

Ling Yi stroked the myna's soft, warm feathers: "I found it last night. It can talk, so it must have been trained by someone."

"Wow, this is rare. It's quite a hassle to raise one of these nowadays!" In the usual traffic jam, Ling Yunzi leisurely looked at the myna bird: "Come on, say something."

Dou Dou, the myna bird, glanced disdainfully at Ling Yunzi before burying its little head in Ling Yi's thick hair, leaving Ling Yunzi with only a disdainful bottom.

Ling Yunzi: "Hey!"

He was indignant. This bird lived in his house and ate the wages he paid his apprentices, so why was it so disrespectful to him?

"You're so old, why are you still picking on birds?" Ling Yi said, laughing and crying at the same time, as she pulled the bird out of her hair and gently flicked his little head: "This isn't your bird's nest."

"Come on, show your master a thing or two." Facing the soft little animal, her voice unconsciously softened: "Wishing you prosperity, wishing you prosperity!"

The soft sound made the myna bird wonder if the skeptical person from last night was actually Ling Yi herself.

Ling Yunzi sneered: "I think you're a mute who can't stand the world. You can't speak when you see strangers."

"idiot."

The next moment, an unfamiliar voice rang out in the carriage.

Ling Yunzi: "?"

He couldn't believe it: "This bird is insulting me?"

Ling Yi turned her little head towards herself: "Are you swearing?"

The myna bird stared innocently with its beady black eyes: "Wishing you prosperity! Wishing you prosperity!"

Ling Yunzi wasn't this angry when he was just scolded, but now, hearing the myna bird calling to its apprentice, he was so angry that he almost pulled out the steering wheel and threw it away.

"This bird has two faces?"

Or is it a hypocrite?

Ling Yi chuckled: "What can I do if you're not liked by birds?"

"Wishing you prosperity!" The bird, after being nudged by her, obediently uttered auspicious words, which made Ling Yunzi's eyes turn red with anger.

The car stopped in front of the breeding farm gate, and Ling Yunzi said with ill intent, "This bird just arrived home, haven't you named it yet? I think calling it 'Silly Egg' would be just right, it suits it."

The bird flapped its wings, flew around the car, and snatched a few strands of Ling Yunzi's hair as it passed by, causing him to hiss in pain.

"You hairy beast, you're quite vengeful!"