Honkai Impact: Grandma Pine Sparrow is still chasing me!

Chapter 31 Two Medical Examination Reports

What does a physical exam usually include?

"That's of course your physical health and Honkai energy adaptability."

Theresa was speechless at Kiana's stupid question. What else could a Valkyrie's physical examination check if it didn't include these things?

"You two are the only ones getting tested today, hurry up!"

Half an hour later.

"So, Teacher Bai, what were the results of their tests?"

Theresa was quite concerned about her niece's health, mainly because the child had been wandering outside for so many years, and she wondered if the child might be malnourished or something.

"Don't worry, Headmaster, as of now, Kiana is in perfect health and there are no abnormalities."

This is a lie.

After Rita arrived, Baiji received new instructions from Otto: to do something underhanded during the physical examination. He had no choice; after all, he was being asked for a favor, so Baiji should do his part. Then, to his surprise, he met a "male classmate" and obtained another set of Kiana's physical data from Otto—most of it was accurate and reliable, except for the Herrscher core detection.

However, Bai Ji was somewhat confused about Qiong's side. "What's that thing on your chest, kid? Otto didn't prepare another set of body data!"

The body data needs to be entered into the records. Even if Theresa doesn't see it, the people of Schicksal will find out sooner or later, so it's better to...

"The examination is over? I thought it would be very painful, like blood tests or something."

"Little Grey Hair, so you're a coward after all. A mere checkup can scare you like this. I'm not afraid of blood tests!"

Kiana's sarcasm was ignored by Qiong. He had more important things to do. Old Yang had to leave for class, so he had to find a way to negotiate with this parent himself... But how?

"A blood test is definitely necessary, but you've just had lunch, so this can only be done tomorrow—what?!"

Theresa flipped through the two reports (mainly Kiana's) without looking up. Just as she was marveling at how Kaslana's physical stats were close to those of an A-rank Valkyrie, she inadvertently saw Sora's stats, and then she lost her composure.

"All indicators are close to S-rank Valkyrie, Honkai energy adaptability is rated S+, and there is a suspected extremely high concentration of Honkai energy crystals on her chest..."

Oh no, did I bring back a Herrscher or a pseudo-Herrscher?

If I knock this kid unconscious with one punch and tie him up, will he go berserk here? Then St. Freya will be in trouble!

"Qiong-kun, could you come with the headmaster for a moment?"

Theresa tried to hide her "majesty" and spoke to Sora in the most amiable tone.

"Auntie, what's wrong? Where are you taking Gray Hair?"

"Children shouldn't interrupt adults when they're talking!"

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"Ms. Maria, would you like to grab a drink after class?"

Himeko Murata extended an invitation to her blonde, blue-eyed colleague. According to Theresa, this was yet another surveillance agent planted by Schicksal headquarters in the Far East branch, and to prevent her from reporting anything she shouldn't and causing St. Freya's budget to be cut next quarter, Theresa explicitly told Himeko that she had to cultivate a good relationship with her!

The reason I say "again" is because Theresa didn't expect that Baiji, the man who was sent along as a favor, was also one of Otto's men...

"Oh, Ms. Himeko, thank you for your hospitality, it wouldn't be right to refuse, would it?"

Himeko was very satisfied with Maria-Matsujaku's reply. Turning the teacher sent by Schicksal headquarters into her drinking buddy could be considered as completing Theresa's mission, right?

"I have something to tell you. I have a date in a few days, and the guy on the other end is handsome! Ms. Maria, I see you're not getting any younger, maybe you should find someone too..."

"Well... I am indeed not young anymore, but the right person hasn't appeared yet! As the old saying goes, 'What is destined to be yours will be yours, and what is not, you cannot force.' I believe that when the time comes, everything will be fine. And it will be soon..."

"Alright, alright, but don't forget about drinking tonight."

In Himeko's eyes, this colleague always had a bunch of persuasive rhetoric and various workplace tricks for coaxing people and slacking off. She didn't seem like a teacher in her twenties, but rather like a seasoned veteran who had been in the workplace for many years. When Himeko asked her about the key issue of "love," she could use Shenzhou's evasive approach to deflect the question. Since that was the case, she decided not to bring it up. Himeko's emotional intelligence wasn't so low that she would hold on to it.

Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!

"Who called me just as I was about to get off work? Theresa?"

Major Himeko doesn't have to attend Honkai battles today, so she's just Teacher Himeko leaving get off work on time. However, her departure time is often delayed by a sudden phone call from the school principal.

Himeko silently made a mental note of Theresa's name, but still answered the phone.

"Himeko, come to the detention room quickly! If there are any other teachers around, tell them to come too!"

Theresa, what happened?

"Stop asking questions, just grab your gear and get here!"

The call was disconnected.

“That Theresa, if I don’t have a good reason, I’ll never let her off the hook! Professor Maria, we’ve got work to do.”

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"On February 1, 2000, a cataclysmic disaster struck the Siberian region: the Second Great Collapse. This Collapse gave birth to the most powerful enemy in human history: the Herrscher of the Void."

Walter, who was giving a history lesson to the reserve Valkyries in the audience, was still lecturing earnestly, but he was already prepared to run away when the time came.

This wasn't because Walter Young had developed a habit of leaving get off work on time, but because the students had been a little...overly enthusiastic towards him lately.

It's certainly a good thing that students rush over to ask questions after class, but these female students with excessive hormones occasionally reach out their dirty little hands when facing the gentle and refined Old Yang. Walter can't throw Eden's Star at the students, and with Qiong also at the academy, he can only leave work on time to deal with "more important matters".

"The Herrscher of the Void has caused immense harm to humanity—Ms. Maria? This isn't your class, did you come to the wrong class?"

Walter looked at the sparrow rushing in with a puzzled expression.

"Teacher Yang, class is suspended! The principal wants all of us teachers to go to the detention room!"

"What is Theresa up to?"

Why are all the teachers going to the detention room instead of the principal's office? Even meetings shouldn't be held in a place where people are detained, right?

Wait, let's look at it from another angle. What if it weren't a meeting? Apart from the two men, all the teachers on the surface are fairly powerful Valkyries, who can be used as combat forces when necessary.

With so many combatants, who are they going to fight in the solitary confinement room where people are locked up?

"Class dismissed! No homework today. Remember to preview the content of the second Honkai Impact 3rd update when you get home!"

No matter who he's dealing with, he has to go and see for himself, and if things go as he expects, he has to find a way to intervene.