A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Chapter 187 She's angry, the kind you can't appease.

In her past life, Meng Xiaoyou should have died, but something went wrong in this life and she didn't die.

Su Lanyue guessed that her misfortunes in this life might be due to the butterfly effect caused by Meng Xiaoyou's survival.

Yes, in her past life she didn't go to Y City to find the Zombie King, she only heard that the Zombie King initially developed in Y City.

Meng Xiaoyou never appeared after the apocalypse in her previous life. She did not ruin the beautiful image in Mu Qingfeng's heart, nor did she expose her relationship with Xiao Yuan.

It's even less likely that Mu Qingfeng would break off his engagement with Meng Xiaoyou for her sake.

So if Meng Xiaoyou dies, she will be the only daughter left in the Su family, and things will take a turn for the better.

Su Lanyue knew her behavior was shameful, and while refusing Xiao Yuan, she still asked him to do things for her.

She thought Xiao Yuan wouldn't agree so easily, but to her surprise, Xiao Yuan just laughed and said, "Okay, but how will you compensate me?"

His eyes held an ambiguous meaning, filled with frivolity and mockery, as if waiting for prey to come to him, which was chilling.

Su Lanyue lowered her head slightly, "I'll do whatever you say."

"Come to my room tonight. I need to collect some interest. After tonight, you can go find your Mu Qingfeng."

Anyway, sleeping together once is the same as sleeping together twice, as long as Mu Qingfeng doesn't find out, there won't be a problem...

As long as Meng Xiaoyou dies, she's willing to pay any price.

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"Ahh~"

On the way back, Meng Xiaoyou sneezed and gave him a resentful look, "You've already won, so why are you still cursing me in your heart?"

Because of the issue of who touches people without restraint, Mushroom got carried away and insisted on competing with Pei Sinian.

Is Pei Sinian the kind of childish zombie?

Of course not, so he asked Meng Xiaoyou for a bed sheet.

Mr. Zombie is a germaphobe, and Meng Xiaoyou's space has almost become his home. Although it's unclear what he needs the bed sheets for at this time, Mushroom gave them to him.

Then, before the mushroom could even compete with him or touch his claws, he wrapped the entire mushroom in a bed sheet and turned it into a silkworm.

Mushroom was stunned. Her dark pupils dilated, and her eyes widened. "You... want my bedsheets to tie myself up?"

Did she just obediently hand over the murder weapon to him?

Mr. Zombie wasn't surprised at all. Back then, Meng Xiaoyou wasn't used to winter and didn't like to eat, so he needed to threaten her with the white mushrooms and asked her for mushrooms.

At that time, she obediently gave them to him, and those mushrooms are still being grown in the resort.

Meng Xiaoyou vaguely felt that this operation was somewhat familiar, but she couldn't remember it. She angrily moved her body, trying to fight him.

Pei Sinian picked up the silkworm with one hand and said calmly, "Stop fooling around, we're leaving this afternoon."

"No!" Mushroom stubbornly retorted, "You're the one who's rough with me. You're not allowed to touch me again."

She was so angry she almost turned into a pufferfish, when she suddenly sneezed. She strongly suspected that Pei Sinian was secretly plotting something, and she even provided ample evidence: "There were only the two of us at the scene of the crime. Who else could have cursed me besides you? It couldn't have been those guys who just left, could it? I didn't offend them."

She answered exactly what the other person said; she's so well-behaved, she definitely didn't offend anyone!

So there's only one truth: Sherlock Holmes... no, no, the human one should be Conan.

With her hands and feet bound, Conan-mushroom chattered on and on: "You must have been secretly cursing me, hmph!"

Pei Sinian glanced at her calmly and said slowly, "You really didn't offend them?"

"if not?"

"Stupid!" Mr. Zombie said, indicating that he would scold her face-to-face if he had a problem, and gently tapped her not-so-bright little head, trying to make her understand.

"Believe everything others say."

Meng Xiaoyou: "???"

"Pei Sinian! I'm breaking off all ties with you!"

"How long will the breakup last?"

"One hour!"

"Okay, then add another hour. I have something else to say." Mr. Zombie tossed the silkworm in his hand, lecturing her, "There are some things you need to observe more. People say there are 108 offspring, have you seen them with your own eyes?"

"……"No.

"Human babies weigh several kilograms each. If everyone could have 108 babies, over the course of a few years, the number of babies in a single city could circle the Earth."

"..." That seems to be true! But mushroom spores can, but human spores can't?

The mushroom exclaimed, "I've learned something new! Humans can't do that!"

"How can you, a human, not have this much common sense?" In the end, Mr. Zombie delivered the fatal blow to Mushroom. She got angry again, and the single hair on her head stubbornly stood up, as if she wanted to slap him off the head and hit his mouth that had bullied her.

Damn it, that's such a vulgar insult! You're the only human being here!

Stupid humans!

The timid mushroom was bubbling wildly in her mind, but not a single superpower popped up, for fear of letting Pei Sinian benefit from it.

She remained silent the entire way.

When Pei Sinian returned to the rented house, closed the door, and changed his shoes, he looked down and saw the little fool wrapped in a sheet, with only his head showing. His soft hair had a tuft sticking up at the crown, his cheeks were puffed out, his eyebrows were lowered, his upper eyelids were almost pressed into a straight line, and his lower eyelids were puffing up with tears. His rosy lips were almost pouting like a goldfish.

He couldn't resist and poked her cheek with his knuckle. "Why aren't you saying anything?"

Mushroom turned her head away, showing him the back of her head, and said, "Don't touch me, we're breaking up."

Once the big mushroom says something, it's like a horse that can't be taken back. If she says she'll break off relations for two hours, then she means it. During those two hours, she doesn't want to talk to any human whose lips could poison her with a single touch.

Did I really piss them off?

Pei Sinian raised his eyebrows slightly, untied the bed sheet, placed her on the sofa, raised his hand to touch her hair, trying to smooth her stray hairs, but his fingertips accidentally touched her small earlobe.

A faint "sizzling" sound, and an electric current, spread from the skin that touched it.

Meng Xiaoyou's eyes, which had been narrowed with anger, suddenly widened. "You shocked me?"

Pei Sinian: "..."

Did you shock me?

Alright, the little darling is in a bad mood and nothing pleases him; he's about to cause trouble again.

He pushed up his glasses, a hint of helplessness hidden deep in his eyes. "The weather is warmer now, but the climate is still a bit dry, so static electricity is normal."

Mushroom wouldn't listen. She wrapped herself tightly in her little sheet and rolled around on the sofa, curling up like a silkworm. She turned her back to him, buried her head in the sofa, and looked very angry and impossible to coax.

He refused to communicate with anyone, not even a single hair on his head.

Pei Sinian subtly tempted, "...The car will be here soon, and then we'll be leaving. Before that, I need to cook. What would you like to eat?"

Upon hearing about food, Meng Xiaoyou spoke up, her voice muffled: "We'll eat the northwest wind."

Pei Sinian: "..." He could eat ice cubes, but if it was the northwest wind, he would probably have to go and capture Mu Qingfeng and have him use his superpower to create some wind, specifically from the northwest.