A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Chapter 197 He shot himself in the foot.



Chapter 197 He shot himself in the foot.

There was plenty of space in the back. Mushroom became interested and started touching Pei Sinian all over, her big eyes full of doubt: "Nothing here?"

She pulled back, her delicate brows furrowing slightly: "You're not lying to me again, are you? You haven't been unfaithful at all."

They slept together every day; if she were unfaithful, she would have seen it long ago.

Besides, she didn't have any on her.

She pinched herself, her cheeks puffed out like steamed buns, proving she wasn't a flirt at all.

After she finished touching him, Mr. Zombie took a deep breath: "Not this fickle one..."

"Huh? Are there any others?" Meng Xiaoyou gave him a look that said, "I'm not well-educated, don't try to fool me."

Knowing that he couldn't be tactful when speaking to the little fool, Mr. Zombie held down her restless little white paws and pointed to Gu Jianguo in front of him.

"He's a womanizer."

"Radish Spirit?" The timid mushroom's eyes lit up, and she was about to pry open Gu Jianguo in the front row.

Mr. Zombie's eyelids twitched, and he quickly pulled her back, lecturing her with a stern face: "Don't touch anyone else except me. They're not clean and will have bugs on them."

Upon hearing this, the mushroom immediately became frightened and quickly shrank back.

"Being fickle means that this person has a dirty heart. They fall in love with every girl they meet. They will deliberately deceive young girls like you to satisfy their own selfish desires. They will give you love and say that they like you. In the end, they will say these words to other girls behind your back. Just like him, the last time I saw his girlfriend, it wasn't this one. He changed girlfriends. He has already dumped his previous girlfriend. She must be very pitiful now."

Is there such a thing as being a womanizer?

Meng Xiaoyou's pupils dilated in shock. She glanced at Pei Sinian, then at the back of Gu Jianguo's head.

Gu Jianguo's forehead vein throbbed: "Boss, don't..."

A chill spread across his lips. He crossed his eyes and touched them, then looked in the mirror. Wow, it was a mask made of ice, so cold it froze his mouth shut.

"..." Very well, you have strong superpowers, you are aloof, you are amazing.

Without any interruptions, Mr. Zombie continued his educational lecture to the little fool: "So, most human men are not good people." Only men like him who spawn zombies are good people.

The mushroom delivered a fatal blow: "You're not one either?"

Pei Sinian's brows furrowed in displeasure. "I'm telling you this to show you that most of them are, but I'm not."

Meng Xiaoyou's doubts were not dispelled; instead, she was filled with worry. "Who knows? Who knows if you've said these things to other girls as well?"

She simply said, "You wait here, let me investigate."

Then she slipped out of his arms, approached the car door, and her eyes darted around, thinking, "This hand might have held someone else before."

Mr. Zombie, holding an empty arm: "..." If he had known she would interpret it this way, he wouldn't have said anything.

What kind of thought process is that? How can someone be so stupid?

"puff--"

He abruptly looked up at the driver and said coldly, "Have you laughed enough?"

The driver shook his head repeatedly: "Hehe, no... no, I've laughed enough, haha..." The car even trembled.

Pei Sinian was too lazy to argue with such foolish people. "Go to Gong County."

Gu Jianguo has already reported to headquarters that the zombies can talk. This time, they even got walkie-talkies so that if there are any problems to report, they won't have to risk their lives to come back. This time, they are acting as negotiators to contact the various bases.

As human civilization continues to progress, it is believed that the signal will be re-established before long, at which time the bases of all parties can communicate by mobile phone if there are any problems.

Gong County and their goals do not conflict; in fact, they can be taken along.

However, even if they don't want to bring them along, there's nothing they can do. A wise person knows when to yield, and the big shots can't afford to offend them.

Upon hearing that they were going to other bases, Meng Xiaoyou became very excited. She put her hands on the front seat and spoke softly, "Could you help me go to the mountain villa between Moonlight Base and R City and tell my friends that I'm at the B City base?"

At this moment, Bing took off her mask, and Gu Jianguo readily said, "Okay, how should I address you, sister-in-law? I need to tell them your name."

Meng Xiaoyou scratched her head: "Don't call me sister-in-law, it sounds too old. My name is Meng Xiaoyou, you can call me sister." That's what Xiao Dongxi called her.

Gu Jianguo, who was almost two rounds older than Meng Xiaoyou, was speechless.

"Okay, Sister Meng."

He caught a glimpse of the big shot with an incredibly long face out of the corner of his eye, and feeling pleased, he promptly changed his form of address.

After an hour, the convoy arrived at the landslide site in Gong County. The driver exclaimed, "My God, I'd heard about the recent landslide in Gong County, but I didn't expect it to be this serious. These mutated plants are just too abnormal."

"That's right, boss. How are you going to get in? We don't have any earth-type ability users here, so we can't make a way."

"No need, you can go."

Pei Sinian and Meng Xiaoyou got out of the car. After the convoy left, Meng Xiaoyou opened the bubble space, wanting the little vines to burrow into the ground.

However, when the space was opened, she was dumbfounded.

"Pei Sinian!! My space! The sky has fallen!"

She held up the space bubble and showed it to Pei Sinian.

The space, which had been neatly arranged before, now looked like it had been invaded by a species. Apart from the door in mid-air and the purple mushroom, the supplies inside looked like they had been chewed up by dogs, scattered everywhere. Clothes were torn, cotton wadding was everywhere, food was trampled, the two flower pots were broken, and soil was scattered all over the ground. A violent, one-meter-long vine was crackling and smashing around inside, and two greenish things were running for their lives.

After the space opened, the two green creatures scurried up and planted themselves on Meng Xiaoyou's head, trembling like octopuses.

The vines followed and were about to pounce when they were stopped by a slender hand.

With a gentle pinch, the man seized the vine's lifeline. It jolted and stiffly poked out its little red cap, "Chirp chirp?" Mom, would you believe me if I said they started it?

With two spider plants perched on her head, Meng Xiaoyou tidied up the space with a pitiful expression. The more she looked at it, the more heartbroken she became. She pouted and burst into tears, "Pei Sinian! Hit it!"

That was several days' worth of food for her, and she'd wasted it all!!


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