diskusbooks Chapter 234 Don't be afraid, we are all legitimate zombies
Chapter 234 Don't be afraid, we are all legitimate zombies
When Luo Qingxue heard the sound, she couldn't immediately locate its source.
"I am here."
Only when she looked up did she see a gray-faced zombie looking up at her.
The zombie was much shorter than her, with a bald head, empty eyes, and a deliberately puzzled expression. Yet, his facial muscles were stiff, making him look particularly ferocious.
Luo Qingxue: "!!!"
Since the apocalypse, thanks to her good family background and healing abilities, she has been kept in the base and has hardly ever encountered zombies.
The last time she mustered up the courage to go find Su Lanyue's body, it had already exhausted most of her courage.
At this moment, facing a talking zombie so close to her, Luo Qingxue almost fainted from lack of breath.
The lame zombie was puzzled. "I don't eat people. Your human flesh is sour and astringent. If you bite into the fat, all you'll get is blood and yellowish mucus. There's hardly any lean meat, so you don't need to worry."
Damn! How do you know it tastes sour and astringent if you've never eaten it?
Luo Qingxue's face turned deathly pale, and another voice sounded behind her: "Don't be afraid, we are all legitimate zombies."
"My wife is right."
She turned around stiffly and saw two zombies, a man and a woman, who looked more like humans, standing behind her, looking lively and fresh.
"Ah! So many zombies!!!"
Luo Qingxue felt like she had stumbled upon a zombie lair after taking a nap. She frantically hid behind Zhou Ziming and pointed at Tang Shengnan, who was walking over, asking, "Is this a zombie too?"
“Pointing at people while talking is impolite.” Tang Shengnan crossed his arms and said coolly, “Don’t be afraid, there are only four talking zombies here.”
I'm even more scared now, okay?
Luo Qingxue had never encountered such a dangerous situation before; her sharp voice was almost hoarse from screaming.
Pei Sinian frowned: "Don't make a sound."
Luo Qingxue shouted halfway, but under the man's cold gaze, she swallowed it back, her body trembling uncontrollably.
There was no way around it; she had been frozen for so long before, and now she was traumatized. Whenever she saw Pei Sinian, she couldn't help but feel cold and uneasy.
Seeing that she had behaved herself, Pei Sinian instructed Zhou Ziming: "Keep an eye on her, and continue on our way."
This person has healing abilities; if the little fool's poison spreads along the way, she will be needed to suppress it.
After speaking, Pei Sinian didn't say anything more, picked up the little mushroom, returned to the car, and continued on his way.
The distance from City B to City T is too far; the convoy spends all their time driving, except for eating and sleeping.
Every night before going to bed, Pei Sinian would take Meng Xiaoyou to deal with the zombies.
Despite being a zombie, he shows no mercy to his own kind, while the mushroom's tiny bubbles kill anyone who gets sprayed, leaving no zombie alive in its wake.
The seventh light on the door to the space was flashing more and more frequently, but it still didn't advance.
Meng Xiaoyou wasn't in a hurry. After all, advancing was just a matter of time. She continued to nap in the car during the day and sneak around Pei Sinian at night like a thief.
She thought Pei Sinian didn't know, but in reality, zombies don't need to sleep, and he didn't miss a single one of Mushroom's little movements.
Moreover... that silly girl is so careless. Several times when Pei Sinian opened his eyes, he found his face swollen. Considering that she hadn't kissed him until his skin was raw, Pei Sinian didn't call her out on it.
Tang Shengnan, on the other hand, would always give Pei Sinian a strange look when he got out of the car to rest, as if he had done something heinous.
The zombie remained silent, simply enjoying the mushroom's intimacy without seeming to notice anything amiss.
Whether she's human or a mushroom, wasn't she raised by him from the very beginning of the apocalypse?
Meng Xiaoyou was unaware of the coded messages between Mr. Zombie and Tang Shengnan. The little zombie in the back seat was still asleep. She was idly rummaging through the space in the passenger seat, and secretly chirping with a few plants.
Suddenly, a sweet, innocent voice babbled out from the puppy's mouth: "You big jerk, Pei Sinian! He didn't put sugar in my porridge this morning! That's too much! I'm going to report this to the central government!"
The car jolted violently, and the air inside suddenly fell silent. Meng Xiaoyou froze on the spot, completely still. "Pop?"
The puppy said, "I don't eat mushrooms, so why are you having this illusion?"
Meng Xiaoyou: "!!!"
Why can the puppy translate what she says?
She stopped talking and stiffly looked up.
The man had one hand on the car window buttons and the other on the keyboard, but his eyes were glancing at her out of the corner of his eye. His facial expression was blank, but his eyes betrayed his surprise, but more than that, they held a sense of oppression that made Mushroom's scalp tingle.
He didn't say anything, but gave me a warning look, as if to say: You wait until I park the car, I'll deal with you after I park.
Mushroom: "\(Q^Q)/"
I'll fight you, you little dog!
Several plants were fighting on the seats, the puppy ran away with its head in its hands, the little tail and the little vine were trying to break up the fight, and finally, the puppy said something, and the mushroom angrily went to bump into the little tail again.
This time, it was the dog's turn to break up the fight, and for a moment, the whole car was in chaos.
In the back seat, the little zombie, having advanced to the seventh rank, rubbed his eyes in a daze. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw several plants pulling at his hair. He rubbed his eyes again in a daze.
I woke up too quickly, so I went back to sleep.
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As night fell, everyone found a place to rest. Tonight, Pei Sinian didn't take the mushrooms to bully the zombies. Instead, the plants lined up neatly by the bedside.
Two foxtail grasses wilted, a mushroom nervously blew bubbles, and a small vine was eating melon seeds.
The man's tall figure enveloped the small, pitiful, and helpless plants, and his thin, sensual lips parted slightly, "What happened?"
Mushroom wipes its sweat: "Pop!"
The puppy said, "Two foxtail grasses can communicate, and they can also... translate."
Just like a mobile phone, it can convert speech to text and text to translation.
Meng Xiaoyou's words were transmitted to the puppy through Xiaowei's "microphone," and the puppy automatically translated the plant language and relayed it in Meng Xiaoyou's voice.
"Pop?" The mushroom glared at the two blades of grass.
The puppy: "So, you big sieve betrayed me?"
Meng Xiaoyou: "..."
She hung her head dejectedly: "Pop!"
"I was wrong, I shouldn't have said bad things about you." *Sob*, she'd been eating plain rice porridge all day without a single drop of sugar; that was too much.
Pei Sinian said quietly, "So, what does our interspecies exchange these past few days count for?"
Mushroom: "Pop!"
The puppy said, "Consider it a hardship we endured!"
Pei Sinian: "..."
"Shut your little mouths."
Little Tail: "Whoosh~"
The mushroom whispered, "Pop!"
The puppy said, "I can understand human speech without needing a translator, so you should shut your little mouth too."
Pei Sinian narrowed his eyes. Very well, he could tolerate being called a bastard, but he was less inclined to tolerate being called a human being.
He pinched the rebellious mushroom, signaling that the other three plants could leave.
The mushroom struggled timidly in his hand, pleading for help from the three plants.