Chapter 405 I’m shocked, my head is buzzing, right?
Chapter 405 I’m shocked, my head is buzzing, right?
The battle in the dungeon was about to begin. The five members of Lu Xiaoli's team quickly gathered in the middle lane, began a strong advance, and started to build defense towers.
The opposing top laner "Drowned Ghost" and the support "Drunkard" moved towards the middle lane at an extremely fast speed.
When the drunkard saw Sadako in the middle lane, his anger instantly erupted like a volcano, and he couldn't help but curse:
"You idiot, can you please exchange your accumulated gold coins for equipment? Don't make me slap you in this annoying dungeon!"
"Sadako" rolled her eyes at him, raised the corner of her mouth in disdain, and said:
"Hmph, ugly bastard! I won't buy those ugly equipment! I want to save up gold coins to buy the most beautiful skin!"
At this time, the "Drowning Ghost" had completely fallen into autism. He hysterically shouted at the shooter "Conan" in the bottom lane:
"Baga! Can you, a marksman, come over to the middle lane and provide some support? The enemy is almost at our doorstep!"
Miss Conan seemed not to hear and continued to hum her song, intoxicated by it:
"I'm not going! I want to shine on my own! Why is my sister so beautiful? What should I do if I'm so beautiful?"
The Drunkard madly unleashed his skills while wailing, “What the hell is this?
"Where's the jungler? I haven't seen him since the start of the game. Are you sure he's on the team?"
At this time, the jungler "Invisible Ghost" was hiding in the shadows, secretly enjoying the health packs from all three lanes, his heart filled with pride and satisfaction: "Yo, these are all mine, don't even think about snatching them from me!"
Suddenly, a fierce team battle broke out in the middle lane, and the sound of skills instantly resounded through the sky, deafening!
The drunkard yelled, "Don't be afraid, brothers. I'm here to heal you! 'Private Maasai motherfucker!'"
"Sadako" chuckled, her eyes full of cunning, and muttered silently: "Sister, do you want to watch TV together?"
Lu Xiaoli raised the corners of his mouth slightly, outlining a mysterious smile, and said softly: "Da Lang, get up and take the medicine~"
Shi Yan shouted to the enemy: "Suppress!" In an instant, everyone was controlled by his powerful skills and could not move.
The "drunk" hurriedly took remedial measures: "Don't be afraid, I'm here!
I'll restore your health and mana, 'Balala energy, Macabaka, I'm so fucking awesome! Aligado fart sauce, Wadasi, are you all just staying still? '"
Conan felt that he had accumulated enough gold coins, so he ran towards the middle road, intending to show off his wealth.
Seeing his teammates being beaten by the enemy, he decided to lend a hand and attacked the enemy from behind, while silently chanting his skills loudly: "Vadasi, there is only one truth!"
The zombie was injected with a needle in the buttocks and immediately screamed in pain. It began to launch a fierce attack in an attempt to reverse the defeat.
Lu Xiaoli quickly unleashed his skills and said in a deep voice, "Da Lang, get up and eat~"
In an instant, countless glutinous rice ball-like objects appeared above the enemy, and then they suddenly exploded, causing huge damage and catching the enemy off guard.
The drunkard shouted anxiously: "Don't be afraid! I still have skills!"
He was seen waving his hands and muttering to himself, "Look at me recovering my mana: 'Balala energy, Makabaka, I'm so fucking strong!'
Look at me recovering blood: 'Private Masai mother le Baba! '
Look at me speeding up: 'Arigato fart sauce, wadasi you all stupid right? '"
Shi Yan was not to be outdone and used his ultimate move: "Fight the Landlord on the Naihe Bridge!" In an instant, a huge space emerged and all the players within the range were sucked in.
There was a huge table in the center of the space, and everyone was forced to sit on it obediently, unable to move.
Lu Xiaoli shouted proudly: "The plane has three pairs of wings!"
Shi Yan shook his head and showed a doting smile: "I can't accept it!"
The zombie also smiled and shook his head, sighing, "I can't accept it!"
The hanged man nodded in agreement: "Excuse me!"
Sadako said calmly, "Pass!"
The drunk yelled, "No!"
The drowned ghost kept urging: "Go, go, go!"
Conan shouted triumphantly, "I'm so excited! Is your head buzzing?"
The drunkard exclaimed in surprise, "Oh my god! You're really good! This game is a sure thing!"
The drowned ghost also breathed a sigh of relief: "Not bad! Although you are not good at playing games, you are pretty good at playing Landlord!
You even know how to play a bomb! Okay, this round depends on you! Play your cards quickly! "
Conan shouted triumphantly again, "Three!"
The drunk was stunned for a moment, shouting in disbelief, "Fuck you! You used your Royal Bomb and then played a pair of three? Do you even know how to play Landlord?"
The Drowned Ghost was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Damn it! Take back the compliments I just gave you! Private Marseille, you idiot! I'm unlucky to have a teammate like you!"
Lu Xiaoli shouted calmly: "Two!"
Shi Yan still shook his head: "No!"
The zombie also said firmly: "No!"
The drowned ghost sighed helplessly: "No!"
Sadako chose "pass" again.
The drunkard shouted in frustration: "I can't accept it!"
Conan urged, "Hurry up! My flowers are dying waiting!"
The drowned ghost shook his head helplessly again: "I can't afford it!"
Conan shouted triumphantly again: "I bomb! Four Aces!"
The drunk's eyes widened in surprise. "Oh my god! Sure! Let's fight hard this time! We can definitely win!"
The Drowned Ghost also encouraged: "Little guy! You have good cards! Come on! I'm rooting for you! Don't make any mistakes this time!"
Conan shouted triumphantly, "Three!"
The "drunkard" and the drowned ghost were both stunned, looking at each other, speechless.
The drowned ghost was furious: "Where's my knife? Where's my stick? Damn it! You're just four of you, fighting three by three? I can't stand you anymore! Let's not play this game anymore!"
Lu Xiaoli shouted calmly: "Bomb! No one wants it? The plane ends with wings!"
With Lu Xiaoli's final blow, he successfully got a quad kill. The enemy players were resurrecting in the fountain one after another, and only the "invisible ghost" was still stealing health packs secretly, as if this battle had nothing to do with him.
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