Chapter 103 The Omniscient Fly Language
Chapter 103 The Omniscient Fly Language
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I originally wanted to bring Dafu here to find something to eat, like treating someone to a nice meal, but to my surprise, there was nothing there.
There was nothing there, not even a piece of meat that had fallen in the kitchen.
How am I supposed to eat this? Even if I were a fly now, would I still have to go through so much danger just to get a bite to eat?
Now I can fly, after all. I used to envy people who could fly, but now that I can fly, I've suddenly become arrogant and feel like I'm invincible.
Looking at the current situation, even if I could fly, I still couldn't open the refrigerator to find food.
It's just that it crawls a little faster than when it was a maggot, but its strength is still so weak.
I looked at the scene before me with great frustration. What should I do?
Just then, Dafu excitedly shouted, "Twenty-two cents! Look, there's rock candy over there!"
I looked in the direction Dafu pointed and saw that there was indeed a lot of rock sugar in a transparent bag.
It must be the rock sugar left over from making white fungus soup, because I saw some white fungus residue next to the pot.
I've always refused to eat sweets because they make you fat, and I'm the kind of guy who's so handsome I have no friends, so how could I let myself get fat?
So I generally don't like to eat sweets, which helps me stay slim and avoid becoming overweight.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to get girls to meet me so easily. I'm quite confident in my figure and looks.
So when I saw that it was a sweet treat, my first thought was that I didn't want to eat it. But then I thought about it again, and sweet treats are high in calories and keep you full for a long time. If I hadn't really been looking for something else to eat, I wouldn't have eaten rock candy.
The rock sugar was in shiny, semi-transparent pieces packaged in a plastic bag. This kind of rock sugar is usually used by soup makers when making mung bean soup.
There's nothing else to eat right now, so we'll just have to make do with what we have for now.
I wasn't interested in the rock candy, but the daifuku seemed overjoyed as if it had seen a delicacy. It performed several difficult 360-degree turns in the air and flew towards the rock candy.
I never expected that Dafu would like it so much. This was completely beyond my expectations. It seems that my idea of treating Dafu to a good meal has been achieved.
So I followed Dafu and flew towards the location of the rock candy. When I got there, I found that it was in a small transparent bag.
There is a type of shopping bag that is usually small, white, transparent, and only about the size of a palm.
The rock candy was in that small bag. Luckily, perhaps due to carelessness or something else, the bag wasn't tied very tightly, so with a little thought, it was possible to squeeze it in.
Anyway, I know that things like sweets are prone to attracting flies if you're not careful. Once a fly eats it, you can forget about having it.
Flies are transformed from maggots, how disgusting must that be? Besides, where do flies fly every day? How dirty must those places be?
Therefore, if people find something that has been bitten by flies, they generally won't keep it unless it's something valuable that they really can't bear to part with.
But how valuable can food be compared to one's own health?
So when you encounter something like this, the food is usually thrown away. So who benefits from it? Of course, it's the flies.
We flew up to the top of the bag, and Dafu immediately swooped down onto it, flying into the bag through a loosely tied gap.
I gave a wry smile and rushed in after them. No matter what, this was all I could eat now, since the daifuku looked quite appealing.
As soon as I entered, a very strong smell wafted over, making me feel quite nauseous, probably because it was too sweet.
Once we were inside, the only place with air circulation was the entrance that led us in. I don't know if it was claustrophobia, but once inside, my heart started racing and I started sweating profusely.
I felt a bit uneasy, like the feeling of being a thief for the first time. The tension and fear made me look around every now and then, afraid that someone would come and lock me inside and I wouldn't be able to get out.
As I've said before, I don't know if it's a problem with my character or if I'm just really unlucky, which has led me to live a very sad life.
As long as I think something shouldn't happen, it will happen in the near future. Sure enough, just when I was worried that someone might suddenly appear, two children who looked to be about ten years old walked over.
"Dafu, hide quickly! Someone's coming!" I shouted anxiously to Dafu.
But Dafu didn't seem to care at all and said to me, "It's okay, we're already inside now. Those humans will feel that we're dirty when they see us, and then they'll take us and all this rock candy and throw it away."
"How did you know?" I exclaimed in surprise.
"I was reading fly language. It has introductions and information about what to pay attention to when looking for food," Dafu said casually.
He was still eating a small piece of rock candy, enjoying it immensely, as if it were the most delicious thing in the world.
"We still need to hide, otherwise what if they get angry and kill us and then throw us away?" I was completely defeated by Dafu's intelligence.
We never expected that they would get angry, kill us, and then throw us away.
What on earth is Dafu thinking? Did his head turn into a fly and still contain poop?
When I was in school, the student with the worst grades in the class was often scolded by the teacher for having a brain full of shit. I always thought it was an insult. How could someone's brain be full of shit?
But now I believe it. I seriously suspect that Dafu's brain is filled with shit. What kind of logic is he using to think about problems?
And where did you see that fly language? What kind of weird method is that? Isn't that just asking for trouble?
Feeling quite annoyed, I hid behind a piece of rock candy, afraid that the two children would see me.
I immediately hid, hoping the two children wouldn't see us, so we could get through this ordeal.
But Daifuku remained unmoved and continued eating tiny pieces of rock sugar powder.
I'm so anxious watching this! What are they trying to do? Are they trying to kill me?
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