Chapter 114 I said you can’t do it, you just can’t do it
Chapter 114 I said you can’t do it, you just can’t do it
"Famous throughout the world like a flower in the waves!" As the last word fell, a little old man who was 1.5 meters tall, with a big belly, wearing straw sandals, a scimitar on his waist, a small braid on his head, a big red flower on his ear, a face full of moles, a beard, and a finger inserted in his nostrils, constantly digging, walked up to Yan Lingjiao and stopped!
Silence! The inn fell into an eerie silence, with only the sound of the man named Langlihua picking his nose!
"You are her sister???" Li Xingyun, Liu Ruyan and Jiang Chen, who was pretending to be unconscious and lying on the table, spoke at the same time, in unison, looking at Lang Lixiang with disbelief in their tone!
"There's such a huge gap between these two siblings!" Liu Ruyan couldn't help but comment.
"Yes, judging from her age, although this sister is already a faded beauty, she still has some charm. How...how can she have such an unsightly brother?" Jiang Chen immediately took over Liu Ruyan's words and commented!
Li Xingyun didn't say anything, but his mind was also full of question marks! Was it his father who cheated on him, or was it his mother who let him go?
"Oh------" Langlihua suddenly became unhappy, pulled her fingers out of her nostrils, and turned to look at Langlixiang beside her.
"Sister, did you hear that? They insulted both of us!" As she spoke, she pointed at Jiang Chen.
Lang Lixiang put her hands on her hips, turned her head away, and responded nonchalantly: "They didn't insult us, they were insulting you!"
"Tsk!" Langlihua snorted disdainfully, drew out the scimitar in his hand and pointed it at Li Xingyun and the others!
"Stop talking nonsense, the waiter has already gone to call people! Let's take them away quickly. The old rules are, the men are you and the women are me. This time they are all top-notch!" Langlihua was dividing the ownership of these people while rubbing his hands and approaching in an obscene manner!
"No problem, these two young men look very strong, enough to keep me comfortable for a few days. The old man over there is not bad either, he looks like an immortal, I wonder if he can still be of any use!" Langlihua walked forward, pointing at Feng Lao and licking his lips.
"What should we do with that little Taoist priest?" asked Langlihua.
"Kill him! He's useless at first glance!" Langlixiang said casually without any concern.
"Kill him------it's obvious that he is useless------useless------useful------useful------" Yunxuzi only felt a buzzing sound in his head, as if it exploded. Although he had been lying on the table, everything that happened in the inn was within his perception!
"Okay! You're always good at judging people!" Langlihua nodded, took the scimitar and was about to deal with Yunxuzi.
Puff! Old Feng on the side couldn't help but burst out laughing, looking at Yunxuzi with sympathy, his eyes seemed to say...
Brother, your secret has been seen through!
"Damn it!" Yunxuzi stopped pretending and sat up straight away. This was truly intolerable! He couldn't possibly care less about Curious Sister's curiosity at this point! His dignity as a man was about to be lost!
"Damn it... Who do you say is incapable? I am very strong, and having eighteen women in one night is not a problem!" Yunxuzi glared at Langlihua who was walking towards him and cursed!
"Damn it! You scared me!" Langlihua slapped his chest and cursed angrily.
"Sister, has your drug expired? Why are so many people awake today?" Langlihua turned around and asked Langlixiang.
"Maybe!" Langlixiang didn't care about what Langlihua said! Her eyes were all on Li Cunli.
"Let me ask you, why do you say I can't do it?" Yunxuzi became even more upset when he was ignored, and he had to prove his "strength"!
"Hehe, I dare not say anything else, but my sister is very accurate in judging men. If she says you are not good enough, then you are not good enough. Even if you are good enough, you are not good enough either!" Langlihua smiled and gave a thumbs up and said proudly.
"I........" Yunxuzi wanted to say something, but Langlixiang beside him let out a scream and fell to the ground!
"What bad luck!" Li Cunli took out a handkerchief and wiped his hands, as if killing the other person had dirtyed his hands!
"Sister..." Langlihua was stunned, not knowing what was going on! She screamed and rushed towards Langlixiang's body!
"Stop shouting, I will reunite you with your family!" Xuanxuzi also calmed down a little. With a flash of true energy in his hand, a tiny force of thunder penetrated into Langlihua's body, instantly shattering his heart meridians!
Yunxuzi felt no burden at all when it came to killing those bad guys who committed crimes, picked flowers and grass, talked nonsense, and destroyed other people's innocence. He even felt that he was too impulsive and let them die too easily!
After Yunxuzi finished venting, he looked around and found that everyone was looking at him with rather subtle eyes. He felt a little embarrassed and wanted to explain immediately.
"It's not what you think...she...he just said nonsense!" Yunxuzi fully demonstrated what it meant to make things worse the more he explained. The more he explained, the weirder everyone's looks became!
"Stop talking, everyone understands! Everyone understands!" Old Feng stood up with a smile, patted the somewhat disheveled Yunxuzi's shoulder, and said with a smile.
"Understand? You know nothing!" Yunxuzi's face was full of frustration. This matter could not be explained clearly!
Just as a group of people were laughing and joking, there was a loud bang! The door of the inn was suddenly kicked open from the outside, and then dozens of fierce-looking men with big knives rushed in!
"Hahaha... guys, this is a big win!" Walking in front was a burly man holding a golden-ringed broadsword, followed by a somewhat thin middle-aged man who looked very wretched and somewhat similar to the waiter from before!
"Second brother, your son has done a great job this time!" The burly man holding the golden ring sword smiled and patted the shoulder of the man next to him!
"Hehe..." A wretched figure appeared behind the middle-aged man. It was the waiter in the inn!
Is there still hope? How could this small town have both Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Child? Talents abound! Li Xingyun grumbled inwardly. He just wanted to stay in an inn and sleep comfortably, but how could he encounter so many weirdos?
The wretched middle-aged man, the waiter's father, walked forward with a chuckle, pointed his finger at Yunxuzi, and shouted, "Kill these men and make them into meat buns, and keep the women for us brothers to have some fun with!"
"Hahaha...Second in command is so righteous!"
"These women are so pretty! I've never seen such beautiful women in my life!"
"Hehe... We brothers are lucky tonight. After the first and second bosses have chosen their picks, any one left is enough for us brothers to play with!"
A group of strong men responded to the second in command's suggestion and looked at the women with extremely obscene eyes!
"I...I..." Qingshuang was suddenly confused. She was very close to Yunxuzi. When she heard what the waiter's father said, she pointed her finger at herself. She had a lot of things to say, but she didn't know what to say!
Li Xingyun was still sitting there, holding a cup of tea in his hand, watching the performance of this group of people with a smile!
That is because Gangzi was not here. If Gangzi was here, maybe we could have seen that famous scene!
The nightlife in this world is very scarce. Everyone has been traveling all day, so naturally they are all willing to watch something exciting. Among them, Jiang Chen is the most enthusiastic, his eyes are shining!
The rest of the people were also busy with their own things, some were watching the fun, some were drinking tea, and they didn't take this group of people seriously at all. The strongest of these people was only a seventh-grade warrior, and any of them could deal with it!
Of course, this random person refers to Qingshuang, she is the weakest here!
"Hey, why don't you kill the women and leave us here to have fun with your brothers? You're favoring women over men! Are you human?"
Yunxuzi on the side immediately became unhappy. He was already furious with the Langlihua siblings, and now he encountered this incident again. He immediately couldn't sit still, and stood up and pointed at the two people in the front and said, why should the women stay and have fun while the men have to be turned into meat buns!
Hearing Yunxuzi's words, everyone looked at him!
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