Chapter 324 Yuyu: Oh my god!
Chapter 324 Yuyu: Oh my god!
How happy they were last night, how miserable seven, no, six people were this morning. The feeling of a hangover is not pleasant. At least when they woke up, their heads were so swollen that they didn't want to think at all and they felt weak all over.
Wang Zhengliang's pain lasted until the early hours of this morning. Even though he was used to going to bed late and could stay up late, he couldn't stand the drunken behavior of several grown men. He had just appeased one but another started making trouble again.
The captain drove the yacht back to the shore in the early morning. With the help of the other two crew members, Wang Zhengliang finally settled the six brothers.
After the commotion, his good brothers, who were drunk and lying on the floor and sofa, put his recent fitness results to the test.
Four people were crammed into the master bedroom upstairs, and the remaining two could not be carried, so they were directly placed on the sofa in the living room.
Of the six people who fell into a deep sleep after getting drunk, only Yu Yu was a little quieter, while the others were more or less snoring. Wang Zhengliang pounded his waist which was overwhelmed by the burden. He was very grateful for the help of the captain and crew, and felt embarrassed to have disturbed them until so late. After apologizing on behalf of his brothers, he went downstairs to the guest room.
He deserved it for being tortured until three in the morning, leaving a few drunks singing a symphony upstairs in a room all to himself!
Then he was woken up at eight o'clock by Zhang Yuan who was yelling "Baojuan, my throat!", and so were the others.
It was a rare opportunity for Yu Yu to sleep until now. If Zhang Yuan had not woken up from thirst and was surprised to find that his voice was hoarse and started to howl like a ghost, he might have continued to sleep.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?" Wang Yuexin, startled awake, sat up from the sofa. However, because he got up too quickly and was suffering from the hangover debuff, he fell back down on the sofa, clutching his forehead and groaning. "Ugh, it hurts. Why does my head hurt so much... Ah? Why is my voice like this?"
He found that his voice had also become hoarse.
"Hiss, my eyes, I can't open them. They must be swollen, but I think my face is so dry. Why is it so dry and swollen..." Lu Hu, who was also lying on the sofa, rubbed his eyes and turned to look at Wang Yuexin groggily, "Hahaha, Yuexin, you are swollen too."
"It's over, Hu Zi, your laughter has also become a duck's laugh." Wang Yuexin laughed.
Downstairs, Zhang Yuan was wailing for his "Baojuan." "Baojuan," already suffering from a headache, was no longer able to bear the annoyance. He cleared his throat and said hoarsely, "It's normal, Zhang Lingrong. You drank so much last night that you're hoarse this morning. Drink some water, give your vocal cords a rest, and you'll be able to become Zhang Xiaoniao again."
Yu Yu lay in bed for a long time before he came to his senses. He rubbed the bridge of his nose, slowly pulled his arm out of the arms of a certain octopus shark, then stuffed his pillow into his hand, letting him hold it and continue to rest, before he got out of bed.
Although he didn't remember what happened after he lost consciousness, Yu Yu still remembered that he didn't poison Wang Zhengliang, nor did he give him the wine he mixed. It was probably him and the crew who settled them in the end.
Wang Yuexin and Lu Hu, who were lying on the sofa and didn't want to move, heard Yu Yu's movement and looked up. Lu Hu suddenly felt a little unbalanced - I'm not Sister Li, Wai, Wai Yu Yu is not ugly even if she is edematous?
Look at my little fish, can it be ugly? Wang Yuexin expressed her pride.
"I'll go to the bar and get you some water." Yu Yu's voice was a little dry. Everyone is equal in front of a hangover.
Although Wang Yuexin's mind was still a mess, he still caught the key word "bar". Worried that Yu Yu would not find drinking water but instead mix some "alchemical potion", he immediately sat up and grabbed Yu Yu:
"No, please don't, don't come near the bar again...hiss, my head hurts."
Wang Yuexin, who was too excited, covered her head and lay back weakly, again.
"Yu Yu, you are really amazing. The 'juice' you gave us has a strong aftertaste." Lu Hu lay on the sofa and gave Yu Yu a thumbs up.
"That's right! Go down there and count how many empty bottles of vodka, brandy, whiskey, gin, tequila, and rum there are. You'll know what potion he made last night. I'm really impressed, Xiaoyu. What bartender would use four or five high-proof base liquors? One base liquor should be enough!"
Before Yu Yu could say anything, Wang Zhengliang came up with four bottles of mineral water. He knew his brothers would be feeling unwell after being woken up, so he got some more mineral water to moisten their throats.
He first gave two bottles of water to Su Xing and Zhang Yuan in the living room. After drinking the water, Zhang Yuan's throat finally felt better. Then he walked up again and saw that three of the four people in the master bedroom had woken up, and there was another one on the bed...
I hugged the pillow and stared blankly, not wanting to move.
Wang Yuexin was slightly stunned when she heard this: "Then how many kinds of base liquor did you add to the first cup you gave me and asked me to pour it all at once?"
"As an adult who dares to be the first and pursues excellence, of course I want it all." Yu Yu blinked and gave Wang Yuexin a wink.
Wang Yuexin looked at Land Rover in confusion, then at Wang Zhengliang, and said, "Listen, is this human language?"
"Well at least Yuyu wants you to be able to drink all the good stuff in one go." Lu Hu plays the role of a doting brother.
"You want them all? Aren't you afraid of alcohol poisoning, you naughty kid? You want them all." Wang Zhengliang laughed angrily and patted Yu Yu's head lightly.
Yu Yu, who was hit on the head, immediately squatted down with her hands covering her head, and used her hoarse throat to make a hoarse cry. She looked up pitifully at Wang Zhengliang, who just wanted to teach the naughty kid, the culprit of last night, a lesson.
"My head hurts, brother. It was already bloated, and you hit me. Now it hurts even more."
He pretends to be quite pitiful and looks quite well behaved.
Anyone can see that Yu Yu is playing the victim.
But it has a little more advantage in appearance.
In fact, it is impossible for this rubber fish to become obedient.
However, although……
Forget it, the child didn’t mean it. He didn’t understand at first. He just wanted to make something delicious to drink for his brothers.
"Alright, alright, stop playing the victim. Do you think it'll work on me?" Wang Zhengliang said he wouldn't be fooled by Yu Yu's little trick, but he unscrewed the bottle cap and handed him the mineral water. "If you really feel unwell, don't squat. Drink the water and lie down on the bed. I'll tell Haohao later that we'll record later today. My guest stars will have to wait a moment."
That’s right, there are also guest stars in “Fast and Furious 2: South China Sea”, and they are their old female friends. It’s rare to see two girls among a group of men.
They originally planned to go to Sanya today to meet up with the flying guests to tour Sanya, but in their current state, they really can't shoot, so they can only arrange for the guests to have self-service entertainment in Sanya first, and then they will meet up in the afternoon.
When the director team saw the GoPro video from last night, they instantly felt that it was worth shooting later. The content was too rich, and there were many shots that could not be shown to the public, but the remaining ones that could be broadcast also had some remarkable highlights.
For example, in the electronic rock performance of Chen Fusheng and Yu Yu, Zhao Hao knew that Yu Yu always performed badly in front of the camera, but he didn't expect that Yu Yu could perform so well behind the camera.
Another example -
"Why do I feel like...um, Yu, did you drool on your pillow while you were sleeping?" Chen Fusheng, who woke up when Yu Yu got out of bed but didn't want to move, twitched his nose and smelled the pillow in his arms that originally belonged to Yu Yu.
That shouldn't be the case. Why isn't there a rancid smell?
"Brother Sheng, you can't destroy my innocence," Yu Yu said righteously, "You all know how honest I am when I sleep better than I do. How could I possibly be drooling? It should be your own, right?"
"Me?" Chen Fusheng scratched his head and sat up. He always felt that something was wrong with his face, but he couldn't explain why.
Wang Zhengliang knew exactly why: "Hahahaha, the smell on your face isn't your own, Mr. Feng. The culprit is Xiaoyu. The kid went crazy last night, licking the playing cards and the note before sticking them on your face."
Chen Fusheng looked at Yu Yu.
"Don't laugh, Huhu. Don't you have a headache? Is it possible that someone grabbed you and gave you a bun last night, so your scalp hurts?"
Of course, Wang Zhengliang would not reveal that he had tricked some drunk kid into braiding Wang Yuexin's hair because he didn't want to be braided by some drunk kid.
Wang Yuexin looked at Yu Yu.
"Toraji, someone said they wanted to show you a snowy scene on the sea last night, so they put a lot of shaving foam on your face. I guess it's a little dry now since they didn't wash it off properly."
Lu Hu looked at Yu Yu.
"What else? Oh, you told Xiaoyuan that he had a way to make his fingers longer, so putting Cheetos on his hands was fine, but why did you secretly pull some off and feed them to Huji? Poor Xiaoyuan wailed for a long time, thinking his finger was broken. He woke up this morning and found that his throat was in even worse condition than yours."
"Later, someone went to Allen and said they wanted to film 'The Daily Life of an Old Singer' with him. But not only did they change the video to a selfie with their big face facing them, they also secretly logged into Brother Lie's account and posted the selfie with his big eyes. I guess Brother Lie hasn't realized that he posted a selfie of someone making a face in the early morning. I'm sure the netizens with big eyes are also confused."
...Oh no, this is a disaster, our lives are in danger. Brothers, is it too late to jump into the sea and escape to the high seas now? Yu Yu kept smiling as he slowly backed away under the gaze of the four people in front of him. After retreating to the edge of the stairs, he turned and ran.
Wang Yuexin, who had long noticed his plan to slip away, started chasing him. Lu Hu was slow to react. He hadn't originally planned to chase the naughty kid, but when he saw Wang Yuexin rushing out beside him, he also got up and chased after her in a daze. Behind him followed Wang Zhengliang, who was watching the fun and didn't mind getting involved.
"Give me back my hairline!!!"
"Your hairline is still strong and your widow's peak is still perfect, so it's none of my business!"
"Yuyu, come here, I'll show you a snow scene too."
"Enough is enough. I'm tired of seeing this in the Northeast."
"Allen and Xiaoyuan, stop him quickly!!"
What the hell ran over there? Xingyuan, lying on the sofa in the living room, looked confused. Why did he hear the voices of four people?
Upstairs, Chen Fusheng glanced at the stairwell, finally reacting. He got up and headed for... the bathroom. He washed his face and reeked of alcohol. He scratched his head again and began to recall where he had put the small suitcases he brought with him. Before he could figure it out, he heard Su Xing's incredulous and angry voice suddenly coming from downstairs.
"Yuyu, you and I will never reconcile!"
"Just tell me whether that big-eye traffic is good or not."
"Ahhh, stop him!"
It’s pretty good. We guys are all very energetic.
diskusbooks