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Chapter 170: Deadly Stupidity



Chapter 170: Deadly Stupidity

"My brother is dead."

Sanjie looked at the tribesmen under the altar with hatred, "He was used as a sacrifice and was killed by them!"

Sanjay also took a look at the Temple of the Gods in the woods.

"The wizard asked the gods to cut off one of my brother's arms and one of his legs, and sang songs as he sacrificed him to the gods. None of the sacrifices sent to the temple came out alive.

Not long ago, many foreigners came to look for missing tourists and found that those tourists were kidnapped by the Saba tribe as sacrifices. They said that the one in the Temple of Heaven was not a god, but an evil being, and it was deceiving us to kill people and offer sacrifices to it.

Those people rushed into the Temple of the Gods, shouting about eradicating the evil, but... but they couldn't come out alive.

But because they suddenly ran in to cause trouble, a wall of the Temple of the Gods was broken, and my brother ran out from inside. Although he looked completely different from before, I still recognized him. "

Sangjie pointed at the "upside-down fairy" being lifted up by the crowd under the altar and said, "Look at his feet. His feet are not upside down. He is not the upside-down fairy. He is my brother."

Jiang Nanxi looked in the direction of his finger and saw the feet of the "Inverted Foot Fairy".

The foot is facing the same direction as a normal person.

The "One-legged Wulang" in Yunnan Province's legend is also called the "Inverted-legged Immortal", not only because it has only one leg, but also because one very special way to identify it is that its foot is inverted.

The heels are facing forward and the toes are facing backward, which is exactly the opposite of the direction of a normal person's feet.

Sanjay's voice came again.

"Also, the legendary inverted-foot fairy doesn't have a tail, but my brother was born with a tail. As he got older, his tail got longer. When he was a child, everyone called him a little monkey."

Lu Jiaqi said in astonishment, "How can a normal human being be born with a tail? Your brother is so weird."

Song Shixing thought for a while and said, "It is possible for humans to have tails when they are born. I have seen a news report before about a family that got married to close relatives and gave birth to a deformed girl with a tail.

However, modern medical methods are very advanced, and the phenomenon of tail regression can be removed through surgery. The girl became a normal person after the surgery."

Lu Jiaqi opened his eyes slightly and said, "Could it be that for this reason, brother Sangjie was regarded as a monster by them and given to the gods as a sacrifice? This is too pitiful!

If his brother was outside, he would be a normal person after the operation, no different from everyone else!"

Sanjay's expression changed slightly.

Sanjay stammered, "Can everyone become a normal person after the surgery? There are many children who are..."

At this time, the Saba people built a fire and placed Sanjay's brother on it.

Seeing them holding torches and preparing to light the fire, Sang Jie quickly ran down from the altar, "Sang Yu!"

Sangjie ran to the fire and tried to stop the tribesmen from lighting it, but was pushed away.

"Sanjay, what are you doing!"

The clan leader shouted, "This is not your brother Sang Yu at all. He is a monster possessed by the inverted foot fairy! If we don't burn him to death, he will not only eat the children, but also eat us!

Have you forgotten the tragedy that happened to the witch's family? The witch's family was eaten by the foot fairy! None of her sons, daughters-in-law, grandchildren, or granddaughters survived!"

"No, no, Sang Yu is not a foot fairy, he won't eat children."

Sang Jie knelt beside the chief, grabbed the chief's clothes and said, "Chief, Sang Yu told me that he wanted to save the child. He took the child away because he didn't want them to become sacrifices. He will never eat the child!"

Bang.

The chief kicked Sanjie away fiercely, glared at him angrily and said, "Okay, it turns out that you two brothers are secretly ruining the tribe! He wants to save the little monster, then who will save us!

Those little monsters are not children at all, they are little monsters possessed by evil spirits! If they are not sacrificed and the gods are not allowed to suppress the evil spirits, these little monsters will grow up to attract more and more inverted foot fairies! The entire Saba tribe will be finished!

All the wizard's family members died tragically, and the murderous inverted foot fairy was brought here by your brother!"

The clan leader turned to look at the others, "Light the fire, what are you still standing there for!"

"Do not--!"

Sanjie's eyes were red with anger, he stumbled to his feet, "That incident has nothing to do with my brother. Just because he has had a tail since he was a child, you put all the dirty things on his head! Why?!

The stranger who broke in last time was right. You are ignorant, you are all ignorant fools! Not only are you fools, you are all murderers!

You killed so many innocent children, tourists, and heroes who were exorcising evil spirits. You are the ones who deserve to die the most!"

Sangjie's eyes were red, and he rushed towards the tribesmen holding torches not far away like a wild bull.

"Don't hurt my brother!"

At first, some tribesmen were not paying attention and were knocked down by Sanjie. After they reacted, they joined forces to suppress him and found a rope to tie him up.

"Let me go, let me go, you are not allowed to burn my brother, if you dare, burn me too!"

Upon hearing this, the clan leader sneered, "Then I'll satisfy you and tie him up with you!"

“Squeak, squeak—squeak—”

Sang Yu, who was tied to the fire, saw Sang Jie being carried up. Red tears of blood fell from his scarlet eyes.

"Brother, brother..."

He couldn't help but whimper and called his brother vaguely.

His tail was swinging restlessly, hitting Sanjay again and again, as if trying to knock him down.

"Xiaoyu, it's okay. I'm here. I'll always be with you."

Sanjay looked at him and smiled.

It was just like when he was a child and was laughed at for having a long tail like a monkey. No one wanted to play with him, so he hid at home and cried secretly, and his brother comforted him.

My brother said, it’s okay, Xiaoyu has a tail and is a monkey, the most powerful little monkey, the Monkey King Sun Wukong.

My brother also said that Xiaoyu is different from others and will definitely become a great hero like Sun Wukong in the future.

Just as he thought of this, Sang Yu heard Sang Jie say, "Xiao Yu, they are going to light a fire, don't be afraid. Do you still remember the story of Sun Wukong that your brother told you when you were a child?

Sun Wukong was locked in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun and was burned by fire for a long time. Finally, he developed flaming eyes and became the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.

Sang Yu blinked his eyes and said, "Xiao Yu...don't be afraid...hiss...Xiao Yu...Xiao Yu is also going to become the Monkey King...hiss, Xiao Yu will protect you..."

Sanjay said, “Okay.”

He slowly closed his eyes.

Just as Sanjay was about to die, he suddenly heard a noisy noise.

His feet were still shaking, as if something had suddenly jumped from a high place onto the fire.

The clan leader's scolding voice came again, "Stop it, outsiders are not allowed to interfere in our clan's affairs!"

Sanjay opened his eyes.

He saw Jiang Nanxi standing in front of him, pulling out a stick from the fire, then looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and saying, "I am not an outsider."

The tribe leader: "If you are not an outsider, then what else can you be? You are not a member of the Saba tribe!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I am not a human either."

Patriarch:?

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm sorry for being born as a human being. What am I born for? I'll fucking sweep away freedom! Ada!"

Jiang Nanxi swung a wooden stick in his hand and jumped into the air. The whirlwind swept across like autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves, and all the tribesmen near the fire were directly knocked away.

Then another stick hit the chieftain in the face, knocking him to the ground on the spot. He slid outward for more than ten meters and stopped only when he hit a wooden house not far away.


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