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Chapter 185: A very cost-effective house-guarding beast!



Chapter 185: A very cost-effective house-guarding beast!

Plop!

Seeing that his arm was gone, the doorkeeper was so scared that he knelt down to Jiang Nanxi on the spot, and said in a terrified voice, "Sister, why didn't you tell me earlier that you have a fire spiritual root! You should quickly retract your magical power and stop forcing me to kowtow to you!"

This fire is not an ordinary fire. Even its spiritual power cannot stop it. I don’t know where this living ancestor came from!

Jiang Nanxi saw that one quarter of the body of the gate-guarding grass was burned, and then he started the corpse fire.

The gate guard suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, shook his body, and then turned into a shorter straw man.

"I tied up my sister."

The gatekeeper patted its body and prepared to slip away, but it found that Jiang Nanxi was staring at it, which made it tremble in its heart.

"Sister, why are you looking at me like that?"

Jiang Nanxi didn't say anything.

The doorkeeper suddenly panicked, "Sister, are you still angry? How about I dance for you to apologize? I won't stop you, just go in. The old man in the courtyard died a long time ago, and there's nothing good in there."

Jiang Nanxi still didn't say anything.

The gate-guarding grass hesitated for a while, then it stood in front of Jiang Nanxi, twisting its body seductively, "Like a seaweed, fluttering in the wind, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed..."

Jiang Nanxi: “…”

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

[No, what's wrong with this grass? How did it become a performance? I have to say, it's quite nice to twist it. ]

[How does this guy know so much? He seems to be just like some of the bloggers I follow! ]

[When I see a blogger twisting his hips, I will just swipe over. When I see a blade of grass twisting its waist, I will definitely watch it carefully.]

[Okay, stop being awkward. I want to name you the Chinese national grass, the grass that is best at expressing the essence of Chinese culture! ]

Jiang Nanxi saw that the gate grass was still hugging a big tree, twisting and turning like a pole dancer. She couldn't help but say, "Can I dig this thing up and plant it in front of my house? Even if it can't stop thieves, it can disgust others to death."

Liu Qingyan was surprised, "How can you grow such a large patch of grass in front of your house? You need at least a villa to grow it, right?"

"Okay, stop talking."

Jiang Nanxi manually told Liu Qingyan to shut up, "You don't need to remind me, I don't have a villa yet."

Liu Qingyan took her hand away and said, "You can rent out the unused house, and then rent a villa with a little extra money, so that you can grow this grass."

Jiang Nanxi: ???

Listen, do people say it?

I really want to punch this guy.

Sure enough, she still hates rich people so much!

The gatekeeper heard their conversation, suddenly stopped dancing, and his body became a little smaller.

It was now as tall as Jiang Nanxi's knees. It ran over and looked up at her and asked, "Are you going to take me out? You don't need a big yard to raise me. A flower pot will do."

The gatekeeper's eyes were full of anticipation.

After it became a spirit, it stayed in this forest for hundreds of years and was bored to death! Usually, I want to scold people, but few people come to this place!

If it hadn’t been for a few people who came here to hunt for treasure some time ago and were killed by it, and it used those people’s cell phones to see the outside world, it wouldn’t have known that the world outside is so exciting!

Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment and said, "I can take you out, but what do you usually eat? Do you eat a lot?"

"I eat spiritual energy, and I can practice on my own!"

Isn't that just like eating air?

It’s free, powerful, and has many skills such as swearing, dancing, and disgusting enemies. Who can refuse such a cost-effective house-guarding beast!

Jiang Nanxi agreed immediately, "Okay, then I'll take you to the outside world, and you sign a contract with me first."

"Okay, okay!"

The gate grass jumped and hopped into the grass not far away, and pulled out a small grass that glowed green.

The gate-guarding grass said, "This is my life-defining spiritual herb. You can make a contract with me by dropping your blood on it! When you take my life-defining spiritual herb out later, I can go out too!"

Jiang Nanxi nodded and dripped blood on the green grass of the gate guarding grass. The man and the grass successfully formed a contract.

She put the gate-guarding grass into her clothes pocket, and then walked towards the dense grass. The grass actually spread out by itself, revealing a path for her!

"Let's go, we can enter the Tusi Mansion now."

When Jiang Nanxi's voice came, the others reacted and quickly followed her in.

Not long after entering the Tusi Mansion, Jiang Nanxi looked at the dilapidated buildings and suddenly thought of something.

She asked the gate grass at her feet, "How did you know we were here to look for treasure? We never told you about this."

The gatekeeper snorted and said, "You have that old bitch's stuff on you. I promised the Foot-Inverting Fairy that if anyone has this aura on them, I will kill it."

"You mean this?"

Jiang Nanxi took out the bloody small copper piece.

"Correct."

The gatekeeper nodded and said, "This is the copper plate on the box where Lao Biden hid the treasure. I sensed this aura and thought you stole the treasure, so I have to deal with you."

It pouted and said, "But you are too strong, and I can't beat you. You can't blame me. Besides, so many years have passed. Who knows if the treasures are still there."

It was planted at the gate of this compound and could not leave, so it agreed to the request of the inverted foot fairy.

But King Ailao and the Daojiaoxian were long gone, so it was good enough that it had kept its promise until now.

Hearing what the gate-guarding grass said, Jiang Nanxi turned around and glanced at Liu Qingyan, "It seems that this is Zhang Ming's purpose, to use this piece of copper to attract the gate-guarding grass to attack us and let us die here."

Liu Qingyan hesitated for a moment and said, "He should be Cheng Qiaozhi's man, but how could he have the copper piece on the treasure chest? Could it be that Cheng Qiaozhi already had clues to the Ailao King's treasure?"

"possible."

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at the sky, only to see that it was getting darker and darker.

"It's getting dark, and visibility in the forest is getting even lower. Let's look for a cleaner house in the Tusi Mansion. Let's rest here for a night before looking for clues."

"Ah."

Soon, it became completely dark, and Jiang Nanxi took out flashlights and distributed them to everyone.

They walked around the Tusi Mansion and checked every room.

Due to its age and the humid climate in Ailao Mountain, most of the rooms are badly damaged. Only one room still has intact walls and door panels to block wind and rain.

"It seems that I can only live in this room."

Jiang Nanxi stood at the door of the only intact room and looked inside through the slightly cracked wooden window.

The room was pitch black. Before she could see what was inside clearly, she suddenly saw an eye appear on the side of the window where she was facing!

The eye looked out coldly and met Jiang Nanxi's gaze at the window.

Sudden.

Screams pierced the darkness.


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