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Chapter 191 I am preparing for an exam and preparing to bake sweet potatoes

In the tunnel, Sang Yu led the way in front, and everyone else followed behind him.

Jiang Nanxi was holding a flashlight in his hand for illumination. The nearby Earthly Evil Star Array had long been cracked by Wei Ling, so they did not encounter any danger along the way.

Soon, after passing through a maze of tunnels, they came to an empty cave.

This karst cave is composed of three connected caves. The inside of the cave seems like a secret place in another world, with clusters of stalagmites, stone curtains hanging down, and stalactites of various shapes.

With a "click" sound.

When Jiang Nanxi walked into the cave, she heard a noise under her feet. She looked down and saw a lot of gravel on the ground.

She raised her head and looked at the nearby dissolved limestone. Many parts had smooth cut surfaces, which did not look like they were caused by nature, but rather had been cut and excavated by humans.

You can even hear the sound of flowing water, which indicates that there should be an underground river behind the limestone of the cave.

"This place is really interesting."

Liu Qingyan's voice came, "The acupuncture points of the three caves are actually connected into a loop, and are located under the Tusi Mansion halfway up the Ailao Mountain, overlooking the mountains, and surrounded by underground water dragons."

Lu Jiaqi didn't understand again, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Nanxi: "This place is so nice, warm in winter and cool in summer, and the feng shui is good. It's a good place to hang yourself."

Lu Jiaqi looked at her with a question mark on his face, "Are you playing with abstraction?"

Jiang Nanxi: "No, seriously, if you die and fall, you can be buried here directly. It's a good place for Feng Shui. After a thousand years, you can crawl out and become Ultraman, and save the world. Do you want to try it?"

The corner of Lu Jiaqi's mouth twitched. "You mean this is a good place to bury someone? Then just say it directly. Why are you playing with abstractions here?"

Jiang Nanxi: "If I don't do abstract things, what else should I do? Can you bear it if I hit you?"

Lu Jiaqi was speechless. "Do you have to talk like this? It makes me lose the desire to communicate with you."

Liu Qingyan suddenly spoke up, "How could that be? Don't you think this kind of life is interesting? I always think that people who engage in abstraction are very smart. It is different from pure madness. To engage in abstraction requires quick reaction and the ability to pick up on jokes, as well as a large amount of Internet knowledge and just the right words. People who engage in abstraction are simply geniuses."

Lu Jiaqi:?

Jiang Nanxi nodded. "Yes, if you like to play with abstraction, then when you are in danger, you will not just shout 'Ahhh, help me', you can also shout 'There is an earthquake, s ran away, I am still tied in a cage, who can come and save me'. Compared with the former, the latter can attract more attention from others."

Lu Jiaqi:?

Liu Qingyan agreed and said, "Playing with abstraction can also make people's lives less troubled. For example, if your family members always ask you about your career development and you don't know how to answer, you can say that you are preparing for an exam recently. In this way, no one will think that you are a rich second-generation who is uneducated."

Lu Jiaqi frowned and said, "If they ask me what I'm taking the exam for, what should I say? I've been a poor student since I was a child. I can't learn anything. Am I going to buy a diploma?"

Liu Qingyan: "You said you were roasting sweet potatoes."

Lu Jiaqi:?

Jiang Nanxi: "You can also say you are grilling starch sausage, depending on what you want to eat today."

Lu Jiaqi:?

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter. Lu Jiaqi is being attacked from both sides and feels so helpless! ]

[Really, the couple at the wedding banquet shouldn’t be too compatible! I suggest the Civil Affairs Bureau come over here! ]

[That’s great. I don’t have to worry about my family asking me about my civil service exam anymore. If they ask, I can just say I’m already preparing for it! ]

[You said you were baking sweet potatoes, so I told my family I was baking cold noodles. ]

Lu Jiaqi immediately moved a little further away from the two people, "I feel like if you say that, you'll be arrested as a psychopath!"

Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan walked towards him.

Lu Jiaqi stepped back again, "Okay, stop talking! I will never be led astray by you!"

The two men looked at him with regret.

Jiang Nanxi was about to speak again when a weak voice suddenly came from the limestone wall next to him, "There's an earthquake, S ran away, and I'm still tied in a cage. Who can come and save me!"

Jiang Nanxi:?

other people:?

audience:!

Jiang Nanxi's expression froze for a moment, and he looked at the rock wall and said, "Why do I hear someone calling for help?"

Liu Qingyan smashed the rock wall with one punch. "Since you've said something like that, the situation must be very urgent. Let's save them!"

There was a bang.

The rock wall was like a broken wooden board, and Liu Qingyan smashed it into pieces with just a light hammer.

The rubble fell down with a clatter, covering the ground and revealing another space inside.

I saw that there was a smaller space inside the rock wall. The ground inside was covered with formations drawn with cinnabar pens. In the center of the formation was a dark and gloomy wooden coffin.

But everyone's attention was first attracted by the things on the coffin.

On top of the coffin was a 50 cm x 50 cm square iron cage, inside which was a wooden shrine, but there was no statue of deity inside the shrine.

“There really is a cage.”

Lu Jiaqi couldn't help but be amazed. "I thought you two were just playing a trick to tease me. I didn't expect someone would actually say something like that when they are in danger."

Song Shixing frowned and said, "But where are the people? There is only a coffin and an empty shrine in a cage. There is no one here."

Lu Jiaqi paused, his face changed a little, "Oh, yeah, then what was that talking just now?"

Jiang Nanxi stroked his chin and thought for a while, "It said it was locked in a cage and asked me to rescue it. That should be the thing on the shrine in the cage, but there is nothing in the shrine. What is it offering?"

"Could it be..." Lu Jiaqi's face turned pale, he slightly opened his lips and said cautiously, "A ghost?"

"I'm not a ghost, I'm a ghost."

The voice suddenly came from inside the cave.

The cave is quite large, and when the sound is heard, it is accompanied by an echo, making it impossible to determine where it comes from.

"Are you a foot fairy?"

Lu Jiaqi screamed, "How is this possible? Doesn't the inverted-foot fairy not exist? The gods are all disguised as Ailao King!"

The voice sneered, "Who said I don't exist? I helped King Ailao do so many important things for him, so what if I took away his treasures?

After he turned into a ghost, he actually wanted to take back the treasures. He almost beat me to death and trapped me here!

Now I am only a remnant of my soul, you must release my shrine from the cage! If I can leave here, I can give you the treasure!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Zundu, fake du?"

The inverted foot fairy: "Zundu."

Jiang Nanxi: "Where is the treasure? Let me see if it's real first. What if you're lying to us?"

The inverted fairy: "It's inside the coffin, come in and take a look, and help me unlock this broken cage!"

Jiang Nanxi walked in, threw the cage on the ground and opened the coffin.

but.

There was no treasure inside at all, only an old skeleton dressed in an exquisite and gorgeous shroud!

At this time, the formation near the coffin also lit up with a dazzling red light, forming layers of barriers that directly locked Jiang Nanxi next to the coffin.