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Chapter 198: Win a lucky draw and get a divine beast egg!



Chapter 198: Win a lucky draw and get a divine beast egg!

"Do I look like someone who would kill people indiscriminately? This is a society ruled by law, and I am a reasonable person."

Jiang Nanxi jumped out of the big pit.

As soon as she came up, the people surrounding the pit couldn't help but take a step back and looked at her warily.

These people all had weapons in their hands, but none of them attacked Jiang Nanxi directly.

At this moment, the big rooster was still squatting on Captain Xu's head. Captain Xu had no way to deal with it, so these people naturally didn't dare to do anything to Jiang Nanxi.

The two sides were in a stalemate again.

Captain Xu reached out and pulled the big rooster on his head, but found that no matter how hard he pulled, the big rooster would not come down.

Instead, he pulled the big rooster, and the big rooster pulled his hair, causing his scalp to hurt. Finally, Captain Xu had to give up struggling.

Captain Xu took a deep breath and said to Jiang Nanxi, "Let this chicken come down first, and we can have a good chat."

Jiang Nanxi said regretfully, "It's no use for you to tell me this. People need to eat, and chickens need to hatch eggs. This is the nature of chickens, and I can't interfere. Unless you call it Phoenix, maybe it won't hatch eggs."

"???"

Captain Xu noticed that Jiang Nanxi was walking somewhere else and had no intention of paying attention to him, so he looked at the other students and said, "What are you still standing there for? Come and help!"

These people quickly put away their weapons, surrounded Captain Xu, and tried to help him get the chicken down.

Jiang Nanxi walked to a corner of the cave, took out a beeswax lamp and lit it.

"Why did you turn on the light?"

Cheng George and others saw this and came over to stop her, "It's a waste to light the lamp at this time! The beeswax lamp is so small, use less and less!"

But before they could get close to Jiang Nanxi, she swung out a powerful spiritual power and knocked them away.

The fragrance of burning pine and cypress permeates the entire cave.

Cheng George and others fell to the ground, becoming dizzy and unable to stand up. Some of them even looked at the empty sky with silly smiles on their faces.

After Jiang Nanxi lit the beeswax lamp, she took out several gas masks from the space and distributed them to Liu Qingyan, Song Shixing and Lu Jiaqi.

Liu Qingyan smelled something wrong and asked in surprise, "Where did you get these gas masks?"

"It was found in the bag of the mercenary we killed earlier. The Cheng family probably already knew the use of the beeswax lamp, so they asked their men to prepare gas masks."

"I see."

Jiang Nanxi reminded, "Put them on quickly."

The three of them quickly put on gas masks.

The people from the Xuanwu tribe were still figuring out how to get the big rooster down, but as a result, several people were slapped away by the big rooster as soon as they touched it.

Bang bang bang!

There are several large human-shaped holes on the rock wall.

Many students were blown away and hit the rock wall, with their whole bodies embedded in it and unable to be dug out.

When the others saw their companions in such a miserable state, they were a little afraid to approach Captain Xu and the big rooster.

They stepped back one after another, looking embarrassed.

"Captain, we...we are no match for this chicken. Its spiritual power is very strong. It feels like a spirit chicken that has cultivated for hundreds of years!"

"Captain, it's not that we don't want to help you, it's just that it's too strong! Your weapons were broken by it, and our weapons are even more useless against it!"

These people were so worried about a chicken that they had no time to pay attention to other things. Naturally, they didn't notice that Jiang Nanxi secretly lit the beeswax lamp.

The audience's attention was also on these people and the big rooster. It was not until Jiang Nanxi came back that they realized that Jiang Nanxi's appearance was a bit strange.

[What kind of look is this, Sister Xi? Why did you suddenly put on a gas mask? ]

[Is something unexpected going to happen? ]

Jiang Nanxi took Humencao's phone, glanced at the comments in the live broadcast room and said, "I don't know if there are other people from the Psychic Bureau watching the live broadcast on the other side of the camera, let me say this first.

I think the four departments of the Psychic Bureau should get along well. Now that we have discovered the treasure together, we should discuss and decide whether to keep the treasure, right?"

[Hmm??? Why does the style of the painting feel a little off? ]

[Jiang Nanxi, are you sure you really think this? Why don’t I believe it! ]

[It's over, Jiang Nanxi has mutated! ]

Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and continued, "The Ailao King's treasure is a huge fortune, and I don't want other departments to gossip about me behind my back after the news gets out.

So I decided to have a good discussion with the people of Xuanwu tribe, and the distribution of the treasure must be approved by them!"

[No, are you crazy? ]

[It’s obvious that the Wangba tribe wants to monopolize most of the treasure. You need their consent to redistribute it, and then you can only take one box of gold! The people of the Suzaku tribe must be so angry! ]

[Jiang Nanxi, what are you thinking about? You finally found this! I can understand giving it to the Suzaku tribe, but why give it to the Turtle tribe!]

[I'm going to tell my mom that you've become a coward! ]

Just when everyone was extremely anxious, Jiang Nanxi said slowly, "Okay, okay, I know you are thinking about me, don't worry.

Today is a good day after all, and I have gained a lot. I also have to give benefits to my family, so I will give you a benefit link! ”

After saying this, Jiang Nanxi walked over, pointed the camera at Captain Xu's head and said, "Family members, don't miss this if you pass by! This is a newly hatched Phoenix egg. Does anyone want it?!"

Director team: Σ(?д?lll)!

audience:!?(?_?;?

Jiang Nanxi signaled to the big rooster with his eyes, and the big rooster flew down from Captain Xu's head.

Jiang Nanxi stretched out a hand and knocked on Captain Xu's head several times.

"Did you hear the sound? It's a good egg that won't break easily after hearing the sound!

You can’t buy such good beast eggs outside, but today I’m giving them away for free in my live studio!”

Jiang Nanxi pointed at the camera and said, "The link is up, grab them all! If you grab them, you'll win!"

Other members of Xuanwu tribe: ???

audience:? ? ?

[Ah??? Does she think I'm a fool? ]

[This mental state is so familiar! Family members, Jiang Nanxi has returned to normal! ]

[No, isn't she afraid of offending the people in the Xuanwu Department? After all, when working in the same place, we should still give some face to people in other departments, right? ]

[I said this woman couldn't be normal at all. She must be possessed by a ghost just now! ]

Before the audience could react, Jiang Nanxi patted Captain Xu's head as if he was patting a watermelon.

Jiang Nanxi asked, "Xu Dan, all of King Ailao's treasures belong to the Suzaku tribe, and you are not allowed to take a single hair. What do you think of this distribution?"

Captain Xu said dully, "No problem."

As soon as Captain Xu finished speaking, the other members of the Xuanwu tribe became anxious and wanted to refute.

As a result, they had just gotten up from the ground, but soon fell down again, feeling powerless all over!

After a while, these people also showed the symptoms of Cheng George and others, looking at the sky and grinning foolishly.

Jiang Nanxi looked at the camera of her phone and said, "Everyone has heard it. Please testify for me that this allocation was approved by the Xuanwu Department."

audience:"……"

[Why do I feel like this man is weird, like he's being controlled by something? ]

[Under normal circumstances, Captain Xu would never agree to such an assignment. Did something unexpected happen at the scene?! ]

[Damn Jiang Nanxi, what did you do to our Captain Xu? The Xuanwu Division will not let you go! ]

There were many angry comments from other members of the Xuanwu tribe in the live broadcast room, but Jiang Nanxi ignored them.

She smiled and said, "Since everyone in the Xuanwu Department agrees, then let's distribute it this way. Okay, this matter ends here, and I will continue to distribute benefits to everyone."

Jiang Nanxi pointed at Captain Xu's Mediterranean forehead and said, "Everyone will definitely question me and say, this is a human, how can it be a divine beast egg?

But you just saw that the Phoenix was squatting on his head and incubating eggs. It really did hatch! If you still don’t believe it, I can ask him on the spot.”

Jiang Nanxi asked Captain Xu, "Hey, are you Dan?"

Captain Xu nodded.

Jiang Nanxi: "What kind of egg are you?"

Captain Xu: "I am a divine beast egg."

Jiang Nanxi: "What's your name?"

Captain Xu: "My name is Xu Dan."

audience:? ? ?

Xuanwu students watching the live broadcast: ???

[What happened? Captain Xu is one of the few A-level experts in the Xuanwu Division. How could he say such outrageous things?]

[Uh, isn't Captain Xu's name Xu Wu? When did he change his name to Xu Dan? ]

[Wait a minute, I want to ask, does this beast egg contain a beast? If it does, I'll grab it! ]

Jiang Nanxi: "Dear, the probability of hatching a mythical beast is about 0%. If you are interested, please participate in the lottery. It can be shipped on the same day."

[Fuck you! Are you kidding me? ]

[I am really impressed. Jiang Nanxi is running away again! ]

Jiang Nanxi: "Honey, are you dissatisfied with the 0% hatching probability? If the beast really cannot be hatched in the end, we can compensate you 0 yuan."

【Thank you so much. 】

[I won the lottery. It’s okay if it can’t be hatched. Are you sure you can ship it to me? ]

[If you can't hatch it, you should raise the A-level expert of Xuanwu as a divine beast. Don't you understand such a simple truth? 】

[Is this really possible? ]

Half an hour later.

Ye Shutong and other members of the Suzaku tribe came over, and everyone was holding weapons and ready to fight.

When they arrived at the scene, they saw that everyone else had fallen to the ground. Jiang Nanxi took a large box and packed up Captain Xu, preparing to ship it to him.

Jiang Nanxi was still whispering in Captain Xu's ear, "You are a divine beast egg, you are a divine beast egg, you are a divine beast egg, you will be hatched when you get there, remember to be a divine beast for others."

Ye Shutong said quickly, "Nanxi, what are you doing? This is not a divine beast egg, it's a person. Let him out quickly."

But Captain Xu yelled, "I'm not coming out!"

Captain Xu squatted in the box and said seriously, "I am a divine beast egg, I am a divine beast egg, I am a divine beast egg, I want to be a divine beast! I am a divine beast!"

Ye Shutong: ???


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