diskusbooks Chapter 206 Why do we say we are a family?
Chapter 206 Why do we say we are a family?
Jiang Nanxi looked at the monkey hand in confusion, "What do you mean? Didn't you say that you can fulfill all wishes? My wish is not a wish? If you don't have the ability, don't pretend. I thought you were so awesome."
The monkey's hand glowed red again, and a cold voice came from inside, "How can you make a wish like that? Why don't you wish to be my father?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I think being your father is better than being the president of Country M. I still want to be the president of Country M."
Monkey Hand:? ? ?
Song Shixing's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say, "You should only wish for things that are related to yourself, right? This matter has nothing to do with you."
Monkey Hand sneered, "That's right, you can only wish for things related to you. Human, don't be greedy, otherwise you will get nothing!"
"How come being president has nothing to do with me?"
Jiang Nanxi curled her lips and took out her phone to show the two people beside her, "Look, a few days ago I used my account to post a few reasons why I ran for the United States, and many people supported me online."
Song Shiting happened to be standing next to Jiang Nanxi, and he took a look at the contents on Jiang Nanxi's mobile phone.
This Weibo post was posted by Jiang Nanxi out of boredom last night, and it is still on the trending searches now.
The hot search topics are all about Jiang Nanxi running for president. I must vote for Jiang Nanxi. If you are Chinese, you should vote for Jiang Nanxi to be the president of Country M. If you don’t vote, you are not Chinese!
【Jiang Nanxi V: It’s time for the election in the United States again. I suggest that everyone elect me as president. First, I am a yellow race. The United States currently has no yellow race leader. If I can be elected, I can further break down racial discrimination and inspire more people to pursue equality and fairness.
Second, I will change the official language of Country M to Chinese, because there are more Chinese people and it is more convenient for everyone in the world to speak Chinese together.
Third, cancel the delivery fees of KFC and McDonald’s.
Fourth, after I take office, I will strictly order McDonald's to reduce the price of 1+1 by 11.9, and at the same time change KFC's Crazy Thursday to Crazy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Saturday, so that everyone can go completely crazy on all days.
Fifth, I, who was appointed by heaven, have some experience in being a leader. Please give me your precious vote. 】
[For the sake of crazy Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday and Seven, I must also vote for Jiang Nanxi! Jiang Nanxi, come on! ]
[Great! It's His Majesty the Emperor. We are saved! We don't have to learn English anymore!]
[I voted for Jiang Nanxi too. Isn't her Weibo vote count higher than those from foreign countries? Why doesn't the United States allow our emperor to be president? ]
Jiang Nanxi took the phone, read out what he had sent, and raised the phone over.
"Look for yourself. There are still many people supporting me online. The number of votes on Weibo has surpassed those of politicians. How can this matter have nothing to do with me?"
The monkey hand didn't move, and he didn't say anything else.
Jiang Nanxi added, "In addition, I have experience as a leader. I was an emperor before, so I have a certain amount of work experience and knowledge reserves. If I am selected, I will definitely be able to get started quickly."
Monkey hand: "..."
Song Shiting, Song Shixing: ?_?
After a long, long time, the monkey's hand did not move.
Just when everyone thought the monkey hand would not work again, it slowly said, "Change your wish. If you don't want to change it, then someone else can make a wish."
Jiang Nanxi looked at Song Shixing with regret, "This thing is so useless. It can't even make such a simple wish come true. Then why don't you make a simpler one?"
When Song Shixing saw Jiang Nanxi handing over the monkey hand, he fell into deep thought.
Monkey Hand: "What did I hear you say about the Song family just now? I can make this happen, tell me now."
Song Shixing: "I don't want to make that wish anymore. I think that wish has no pattern. I want China to unify the world and then let me be the king of football."
Monkey Hand:? ? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi clapped his hands loudly, "Great! This is great! You be the king of football, and I'll be the emperor of football. Let the Song family become the richest and most powerful family on earth!"
Monkey Hand's gnashing voice came, "Are you two sick? You're elementary school students, right? Change someone else!"
Jiang Nanxi and Song Shixing looked at Song Shiting at the same time and blinked at him.
Song Shiting took the monkey's hand, coughed lightly and said, "Lord Spirit God, I am willing to offer everything to ask you to fulfill my wish. I want to be the richest president in the Milky Way."
Monkey Hand: "Brother, is there a possibility that I am just a ghost who has been dead for a hundred years. I don't even know if there are people outside the earth. How can I let you become the richest president in the Milky Way?!
I really want to ask, do you Song family members have a hereditary mental illness? I suggest that you all go to a mental hospital to have your brain checked!"
Song Shiting frowned and said, "Master, didn't you say that you can fulfill all my wishes? Is this not possible?"
"Of course not!!!"
Monkey Hand roared, "If you make such a stupid wish again, I will kill your whole family!"
Song Shiting asked, "What wish can I make?"
Monkey Hand: "For example, what you said at the beginning, changing the fortune of the Song family, or changing one's own fortune, or one's own health and safety, etc."
Jiang Nanxi raised her hand in Ultraman style, "Monkey hand, monkey hand, I want eternal life, never get sick, always have endless money to spend, and endless handsome guys to touch!"
Monkey Hand roared again, "Get lost!! If you are not allowed to make a wish, let your two brothers do it!"
"what?!"
Song Shiting and Song Shixing did not make any more wishes. They both looked at Jiang Nanxi in shock.
Why, Monkey Hand said they are a family? !
Jiang Nanxi's expression didn't change at all. He reached out and took the talisman off the monkey's hand.
"Actually, I was just teasing you."
Jiang Nanxi curled the corners of his lips slightly, looked at the monkey hand and said, "The ghosts attracted by this thing do have a certain age, but you don't have to make a wish. As long as the ghosts in the monkey hand are eliminated, this thing will be useless."
Jiang Nanxi threw away the talisman in his hand and took out a new one from the space.
This is the thunder and fire talisman she drew herself.
As soon as the talisman was taken out and came into contact with the ghost energy, it began to burn on its own. A dark cloud appeared out of nowhere in the study, and bursts of thunder were heard from the dark cloud.
Boom, boom!
Lightning flashed continuously in the dark clouds, and then struck directly at the monkey's hand on the table.
"what!!!!"
The thing in the monkey's hand screamed, and more and more ghost energy overflowed from it.
Huh.
The monkey hand that was originally lying flat on the table suddenly stood up, and its five hand bones swung wildly, and it jumped off the table as if it had grown legs.
The monkey hand was extremely fast and it ran away the moment the lightning struck. The lightning struck the table and turned the ancient wooden desk that Song Shiting had spent millions to buy into pieces.
But Song Shiting was in no mood to pay attention to such trivial matters. His mind was full of what Monkey Hand said.
"Don't run!"
Jiang Nanxi saw Monkey Hand jumping out of the window. She raised her hand to disperse the dark clouds and then chased after him.
Song Shiting and Song Shixing were still standing there, looking at the sawdust on the ground with complicated expressions.
After a long time.
Song Shixing then said, "Brother, why did Monkey Hand say that we are a family? Did it make a mistake?"