diskusbooks Chapter 215: Big Red Pants
Chapter 215: Big Red Pants
The moment Shen Yan turned over the task card, Lu Xingchuan laughed out loud, "Ha..."
It hasn't fully come out yet.
The staff member next to him was quick-witted and smeared a piece of cream on Lu Xingchuan's face.
The piece of cream was as big as half an A4 paper, and it covered Lu Xingchuan's face like a white board.
Only the eyes were blinking and still visible.
The nose was covered tightly with paste.
If Lu Xingchuan wanted to breathe, he had to wipe his nose first.
Pei Ning next to him burst into laughter.
Then--
I was also confused.
I also went to wipe my nose.
【Hahahahahaha! 】
[Damn, I didn't have any defense at all, I laughed so hard that I peed! Fuck! I laughed so hard that I couldn't even poop! ]
【Two stupid people! 】
[Bai Jing almost laughed out loud, but managed to hold it back. I felt that at that moment, Bai Jing thought about all the sad things that happened to her after she was three years old!]
Shen Yan looked at Lu Xingchuan and Pei Ning, whose faces were covered with cream, and walked towards the locker room after stroking his chin thoughtfully.
……
"Teacher Shen, are you sure?" The staff looked at the big red shorts in Shen Yan's hand in shock.
Shen Yan quickly put on the green clothes of the Internet celebrity frog and nodded, "I am very sure, so please help me."
Two minutes later.
A pair of bright red shorts was worn by the internet celebrity frog.
Shen Yan came out of the dressing room twisting his body.
"Your living father is here!"
With a shout, he rushed towards where the guests were.
However, he rushed too hard and ignored the fact that the internet celebrity frog's legs were too short, so he directly pulled his crotch with one step.
Croak, fall down.
【Hahahahahaha! 】
[Yan Zi, you are going to take their lives! ]
[Fuck! You are my real dad! You laughed so hard that I dropped the bowl of instant noodles in my hand! You poured water all over my shoes, my new shoes!]
【Hahahahahahaha I laughed even louder! 】
[Who is so kind as to put a big red pair of pants on the internet celebrity frog? Why didn’t the staff stop him? ]
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Lu Xingchuan couldn't help it and burst into laughter, holding his stomach.
Haw!
His face was covered with cream again.
The laughter sound is manually muted.
He bit his lip, trying not to laugh.
however.
opposite.
Shen Yan rolled and crawled to his feet, but because he took too big a step, there was a sizzling sound...
The internet celebrity frog’s butt was directly broken open.
The bright red shorts were of poor quality and they also broke apart.
A good piece of clothing turned into a pair of open-crotch pants.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Lu Xingchuan couldn't hold back his laughter after all.
Bah.
Got confused again.
Even with cream all over his face, he couldn't stop laughing and he almost made the sound of crowing birds.
Bai Jing had been holding back.
They all lowered their eyes, trying not to look at Shen Yan.
But he couldn't help but hear Lu Xingchuan, who was covered in cream, laughing devilishly.
Couldn't help it.
He also laughed out loud.
Bah.
A lump of cream smeared onto Bai Jing's face.
Bai Jing's nose was suddenly blocked. In order to breathe, she tried hard to exhale through her nose.
Poof.
Two lumps of cream were sprayed out from the nostrils.
【Hahahahahahahahaha, I’m really going to laugh! 】
[Help, I am laughing like a maggot, but I don’t know why I am laughing like this! ]
[Jingjing, you are a girl, you better pay attention to your image. Damn it, how good will it be for you to make me die of laughter! ]
[If I just watched Yan Zi tear his crotch, I wouldn't laugh so much, but Lu Xingchuan, Bai Jing and Pei Ning laughed so crazily, I really couldn't stop laughing! ]
With cream on her face, Bai Jing suddenly shut her mouth and tried to hold back her laughter.
But laughter is sometimes magical.
The more she wanted to endure, the more she couldn't.
I even recalled the tragic incident when I was a child and wanted to buy a more expensive watermelon, but I didn't feel sad at all.
Finally, the suppressed laughter suddenly broke out and turned into a goose cry.
And there were burping and gurgling sounds.
[Good fellow, Lu Xingchuan crowed like a chicken, Bai Jing cried like a goose, and I was howling with laughter on my bed! ]
[I laughed so hard that my cheeks hurt and tears came out! ]
[Pei Ning, calm down! ]
The moment Bai Jing Goose cried out, the staff smeared her with cream.
Pei Ning rolled to the ground, holding his stomach.
Then--
The staff squatted on the ground and slapped him in the face.
Song Chengmo looked at Shen Yan, who was rolling and crawling on the ground, but couldn't get up, and finally looked very ugly.
Suddenly I thought of that year in the snowy mountains.
The man who carried him out of the mountain also fell down in a very embarrassing way and got up in a very embarrassing way.
The snow on the mountain was so thick that every time he fell down, he had to struggle for a long time to stand up.
He had never thought of this before.
But now the memory suddenly became clear.
The man who carried him out was injured.
There were injuries from head to toe.
The wound was bleeding all the time, and the blood was redder than the bright red underpants on Shen Yan.
He remembered saying, “Forget it.”
He really wanted to let it go.
He is alone, he doesn't care whether he lives or dies.
But he didn't want to implicate others.
But the man fell down, got up, got up and fell down again. In the snowy mountains, I don’t know how many times he fell. I don’t know how painful it must be with new wounds and old ones.
But he said, "Never mind."
Just like that, he was carried out step by step.
Song Chengmo was a little annoyed.
He actually believed what Xie Li said and thought that it was Xie Li who saved his life?
For someone like Xie Li, how could he possibly endure such hardship and suffering?
Song Chengmo couldn't laugh.
Song Qianshan couldn't laugh either.
The day her mother had a car accident, she fell and got up, got up and fell again, until she stumbled to the scene.
The blood at the scene was so red and so glaring.
Someone told her that the driver was a psychopath.
Pei Heng couldn't laugh either.
After Shen Yan got into trouble, he attempted suicide for the first time while wearing the frog's clothes.
If he hadn't arrived in time, Shen Yan would have jumped from the 20th floor.
[Okay, okay, these three are indeed the bosses and queens. How can they hold back their laughter? ]
[I'm really curious, how did they hold back? ]
[I can’t help but lose my domineering image! 】
[I can’t imagine what Song Chengmo will say when the cream gets all over his face! ]
【Say: Cream, move it yourself. 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】
The commentary was filled with laughter.
Jiang Youshi looked at the three people who were not laughing at all, and then looked at the three people who were laughing like crazy.
After hesitating for a while, he finally chose to join the group that didn't smile.
Shen Yan finally managed to get up.
Look up.
ha?
Is there anyone who didn't laugh?
He raised his hand and made a Superman attack gesture, then rushed towards Pei Heng.
Pei Heng's mind wandered for a moment, but he quickly came back to his senses.
The moment Shen Yan bumped into him, he was ready to hug him.
As a result, Shen Yan rushed to the front, suddenly braked, and took out a rose from the crotch of his pants.