diskusbooks Chapter 160: Pangpang opens a magical weapon?
Chapter 160: Pangpang opens a magical weapon?
After hearing the effect of the String-String Fruit, the snake girl looked down at the devil fruit in her hand.
After a while.
She took a bite and the taste made her vomit.
"Don't mess around if you're pregnant!"
Pangpang was picking his ears and talking nonsense again.
"Be careful not to lose the baby in your belly. You won't even know whose it is. There were a lot of male stars that night!"
"Shut up, fatso."
The snake girl wiped the residue from the corner of her mouth, took a breath, and glared at the fat man who was ruthless under her mouth.
"Don't let others influence your emotions." Yue Huai reminded him calmly, and then said, "Lü Liang, it's your turn."
"Yes, President."
Lu Liang took the hammer from the snake girl and took two steps to the jar.
"I can't open it."
"I can't open it."
"Nine out of ten jars are empty, and the other one is the jar god's thunderbolt, which will kill you."
The Moon Ghost Emperor put his hands together and cursed Lu Liang loudly.
Not only them, but others seemed to be infected by Xuan. Unlike Yue Gui and the others who shouted loudly, they kept repeating silently in their hearts.
When Li Shaoming saw this scene, he knew that his store would become bustling in the future.
He could guarantee that the Ancient God Church, having tried something new, would come every day.
With Pangpang and a few other funny guys around, the two sides are in a hostile relationship, so they may not fight, but there will definitely be a lot of cursing.
Lu Liang's mentality was still good. As long as he was not facing Sister Lin Qiye, he didn't take what Pang Pang and the others said seriously. He came to the jar and stared at it for a few seconds.
Moved.
Ten jars shattered to the ground as he raised his hammer.
"Congratulations on getting a magic broom."
"Congratulations on obtaining the skill Xuanyu Hand."
"Congratulations on getting a cheap robot vacuum cleaner."
"Congratulations on winning a toy plane."
"Congratulations on winning an old man's cell phone. Note, it weighs half a pound and is a magical device for photographing people."
“…”
Lu Liang smiled.
Ten jars give you one skill, which is not a bad deal.
When Pang Pang and the others saw that there were skills, they stopped shouting.
but.
They don't lose heart. If the curse doesn't work once, they will try a few more times. There will always be a day when the curse will succeed.
"Boss, besides the Mysterious Jade Hand, do other items have special uses?"
Lu Liang learned the skills, looked down at his jade-like hands, and continued to ask.
"Hey!" Li Shaoming pointed at the first item that came out. "That magical broom is a flying treasure. Just step on it and use your mind to drive it."
"Whoosh~"
Before Lu Liang could get the broom, he only saw a shadow flash by. When he looked again, there was no trace of the broom. He turned his head and looked around, and saw that the broom fell into Yue Huai's hands.
He knew that he had no share of the broom, and he didn't even dare to say a word.
Just because he doesn’t dare doesn’t mean Pangpang doesn’t dare.
"Look, as the boss of an organization, he actually robbed his subordinates of their belongings."
"Where's the face?"
"Um, your name is Lu Liang, right?"
"If I were you!"
"I'll just slap him backhandedly. If you're a man, don't be afraid. The time has come to defend your interests."
"Go up, give that old man two punches, then take back the magic broom. From now on, you can fly freely in the sky."
Zhao Kongcheng continued with a wicked smile, "I'll teach you where to hit those two punches, bang bang. Hit specifically twenty inches below the navel. That's the most vulnerable part of the human body. You'll never go wrong if you listen to me."
"Come on! Show it."
Lu Liang's face darkened, and he didn't want to pay any attention to these two talkative people.
Then he turned his head away.
Yue Huai's face didn't look very good at this time. The trick he used to teach people was really cruel!
Isn't that the most vulnerable part of a man?
"Coward."
"If you don't dare, get out of the way. Don't block your fat uncle from using his magic weapon."
Seeing that Lu Liang was not angry at all, Pang Pang walked up to him without caring about his relatives and pushed Lu Liang away.
"Let us five can openers show you the correct way to open a can."
"No! Chubby."
"We can't let them know about our can-opening method. If they learn it and find something good, wouldn't that be a bargain for them?"
Yue Gui hurriedly grabbed Pang Pang who wanted to take out the treasure book, and analyzed the interests involved.
When Pang Pang heard this, he indeed paused. He turned nervously to compare bets with Yue Huai and the others. Then he looked down and found that only a corner of the treasure book was exposed. He breathed a sigh of relief.
"Luckily, brother, you reminded me early, otherwise those rubbish would have learned the lesson. We in the Kaican Sect don't accept rubbish."
Having said this, he waved to the other can openers.
"Brothers, come and surround me. We can't let the rubbish learn our special moves."
"I'm coming."
Zhao Kongcheng and his companions found a long piece of red cloth, surrounded Pangpang, and then stared at Yue Huai and the other two with a provocative look on their faces.
Hongying and the others covered their mouths and laughed. This scene was so interesting.
And what about Pangpang!
After being separated, he gave his brothers an appreciative look, then knelt on his knees and confidently took out the can opener's guide from his pocket.
He solemnly turned to page 13.
"The first rule on page 13 of the Can Opening Manual is to apply hairspray and part your hair to the sides before opening the can."
"The implication is that the troops are divided into two groups, and the artifact goes in the middle."
"Luckily, I stole a bottle of hairspray from a male instructor last night, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to complete this can-opening premise."
Pangpang took out a bottle of hairspray that was only one-third full from his space bracelet, unscrewed the cap, poured a little on his hands, then put down the bottle, rubbed his hands together, and finally put them on his hair.
He slowly parted his not very long hair to both sides, leaving a sunny avenue in the middle.
Zhao Kongcheng turned around and noticed Pang Pang's actions, and nodded in agreement. He had read the rules for opening the can, but he didn't plan to use this trick today, so he placed the hairspray on the bedside table.
Yue Huai and the others were completely confused and acted mysterious. Those who didn't know thought that the person behind the red cloth was pooping!
After Pangpang finished fixing his hair, he took out a mirror and looked at his current appearance.
If he had less fat on his face, he thought he would definitely be a person with sword-like eyes and star-like eyebrows, and would definitely be no worse than Lin Qiye.
After admiring his peerless beauty.
He returned to his business, solemnly put away the book, and raised the hammer above his head with both hands.
"God of the Jar!"
"The Kaiguan Sect, the Fourth Kaiguan Emperor asks you to listen to my call."
"At the cost of everything the three people from the nearby Ancient God Church have."
"Make a wish... Lingbao Tianzun is acting as agent."
Ever since he used the experience card of Lingbao Tianzun in Marvel, he became addicted to that feeling. In the past few days, almost all of his wishes were related to Lingbao Tianzun.
But things did not go as he wished. No matter how he wished, Lingbao Tianzun never came out.
He didn't want to give up, so he just went ahead and got into a fight.
"Clang~"
Ten jars shattered under his pious expression.
Sudden.
One of the jars emitted a destructive aura, an ominous and oppressive aura that spread throughout the store and spread to the entire world.
The weaker people in the store took a few steps back in horror.
Chen Muye watched in shock.
Yue Huai narrowed her eyes.