diskusbooks Chapter 334: Open the can! Some are happy, some are sad
Chapter 334: Open the can! Some are happy, some are sad
"Shut up."
Yayu was already furious, and when he heard the sounds coming from all directions, he was so angry that he subconsciously roared and made an attacking gesture.
but.
The unknown breath coming from behind made him pause, and then he gradually regained his composure. Turning around and seeing Li Shaoming's smiling expression, he quickly put down his hand, glared at the hundreds of people who were still shouting to get in line at the back, then pushed away the church members and obediently lined up at the back.
"That's right. Daxia has a tradition of respecting the elderly and loving the young. But you're not an old man, and you still want to cut in line? Dream on!"
"Hehehe, enough talking. Brothers and sisters, do you remember the queue sequence just now? Hurry up and stand back in your original position. Wait for the divine item to be opened. Supreme Club, I will pay for it today, brothers."
"Hahaha, then I wish you can get the magic item later. We are waiting for you to treat us for lunch."
Hundreds of people laughed happily when they saw Yiyu obediently go back to the line and line up. Then they lined up in several long lines according to the order of the previous line.
Shen Qingzhu and a few others also came outside, all leaning against the wall with a casual look on their faces.
Zheng Zheng blinked. "Qingyu, why are there just a few of you? Isn't Sister Hongying here?"
"Hehehe, except for a few of us, everyone else has gone out on a mission. As for when they will be back, I don't know." An Qingyu played with the knife in his hand, his eyes fixed on the people of the Ancient God Church all the time.
He didn't directly say that others had attacked Olympus, not because he didn't trust Zheng Zheng and the others, but because there was no need to.
"It's time for a mission!"
A trace of loss appeared on Zheng Zheng's face. Although they had only met once, she talked the most to Hongying among all the people. Now that she heard that Hongying had gone on a mission and there was no one she particularly knew in Cangnan, she couldn't help feeling a sense of loss.
Hearing the surprises and disappointments coming from the jar shop from time to time, her mind became active again.
"By the way, have you ever calculated the probability of getting items from a jar?"
"There's no probability." Wen Qimo smiled and shook his head. "It all depends on luck. As for what you'll get, no one can predict it. But there are a few crazy guys who have set up a can-opening sect and invented a can-opening manual. If you want to meet them, I can introduce you. There are no female disciples in the can-opening sect yet. If you join, you'll be the senior sister."
Zheng Zheng was completely confused. He just opened the jar and even set up a sect. The night watchman of Cangnan was really talented.
"Haha, all right, but the captain and I only have three days of vacation. Can they make it back in time?"
"It should be possible. If nothing unexpected happens, we can get back to Cangnan in the afternoon or evening."
"Okay then...!"
Before Zheng Zheng finished speaking, a surprised female voice was heard from the store again.
"Haha, that's great. I've prescribed a pimple-removing pill. It's incredibly effective. The pimples from staying up late are gone instantly, and my skin has become much whiter. Thank you, handsome brother."
This joyful voice made everyone at the back of the line stretch their necks. When they saw the girls' faces become white, smooth and tender after eating the bean balls, they all showed envy.
One after another, surprised voices came out from inside, making the people in the queue at the back more and more excited.
Looking forward to what will come out when the can is opened.
I was imagining what expression I would use to express my joy when I got the magical item.
Li Shaoming stood at the front desk, constantly explaining to the people who opened the items. After a while, he felt a little dry in the mouth. Looking at the more than 200 people there, his eyes became a little dark.
"Husband, don't just stand there. Tell me if this mirror has any special uses."
Li Shaoming's face darkened even more. "It's you again! Don't think I can't see that the man next to you is your husband. I don't have any hobbies like Cao thieves."
"It's okay, my husband won't have any objections."
"Hehehe, my wife is right. Don't take it to heart, boss. It's just a title."
The man next to him didn't care at all, instead he laughed... a little bit pervertedly.
The people behind him all laughed. Although they had only known each other for a few days, they had a preliminary understanding of Li Shaoming and it was harmless to joke around.
"Get lost! You don't care, but the manager does. Don't try to ruin my reputation." Li Shao understood the couple in front of him and then began to explain: "Ancient Mirror of Lies. Ask the mirror, and no matter what you ask, the answer it gives will be the opposite of the truth. Got it?"
"Good stuff!"
The couple was ecstatic and couldn't put the ancient mirror down.
The man asked directly: "Mirror, mirror, the person I love most is my wife?"
The mirror flickered, and then the face of an old woman with a hat and a pointed nose emerged. She laughed strangely twice before replying, "Yes, sir, the one you love most is your wife."
"Ah Hao, go to hell. I've been keeping my virginity for you for over twenty years, but you, a ghost, don't love me the most."
The woman did not forget that the ancient mirror was called the Mirror of Lies. The answer it gave was the opposite, and it was the true irony. If you understand it this way, the answer is obvious.
"Don't scratch me, I love you!"
"Look at me, do you still believe it? If you dare to put a hat on me, I will put a hat on you too. Let's hurt each other."
The people behind saw the woman riding on the man and scratching him wildly, soon leaving bloody marks, and sweat kept oozing from their foreheads.
A murder caused by a mirror is so exciting!
Men are also looking for death. Don’t they have any idea whether they love women or not?
If you insist on asking in the mirror, your IQ is questionable!
"Sister, teach that man a lesson when you get home. There are a bunch of people waiting to open the can back here. Can you move aside first?"
"Excuse me, everyone. I'll make way for you guys."
The woman grabbed the lying ancient mirror with her left hand, pinched the man's ear with her right hand, and left the jar shop angrily.
The remaining two hundred people felt ashamed, and the men observed a three-minute silence for the man.
Next.
The situation returned to normal, and those who had not opened the cans continued to open them in an orderly manner.
Some people are happy that someone is worried.
The person who opened the item left the store happily.
Those who didn't get their items left the store in a daze.
It was soon past twelve o'clock, and the more than two hundred people were finally sent away. It was the turn of Qin Kai, Zheng Zheng, Yi Yu and others.
Li Shaoming wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Just open the door after you pay. It's time to cook. I'm going to make food first. Lao Wen, come in and help."
"coming."
Wen Qimo followed him into the kitchen with a smile.
Yi Yu opened the cans frantically with red eyes. One can after another was smashed open, but there was no medicine to increase lifespan. His pupils became even redder, and he looked like a gambler with red eyes.
But Zheng Zheng and Qin Kai were not in a hurry. They reached out and touched the surface of the jar curiously. They felt a cool touch on their hands, but they didn't find anything special. It seemed to be just some ordinary jars.
"I can't find what it is, Captain, let's open it and take a look!"
"Right on my mind."