Chapter 158: Deep feelings, one mouthful of boredom
Chapter 158: Deep feelings, one mouthful of boredom
"It turns out to be Mr. Xiao. Come, I'll toast you."
Xiao Mingrui had no choice but to raise the teacup beside him.
"I can't hold my liquor, so I'll use tea instead."
Hua Bei said worriedly,
"Brother Gu, your illness is not healed yet, so don't drink."
Gu Lang waved his hand, signaling Hua Bei not to continue.
"It's okay. I'm happy today."
Gu Lang smiled and drank the wine in the glass, but his eyes swept over Jiang Tunan.
Jiang Tunan:?
"What are you looking at me for? I refuse your offer to drink, thank you."
Jiang Tunan: Let’s reject the drinking culture, starting with me.
Gu Lang laughed dumbly, shook the wine in his hand and said,
"I'm not trying to persuade you to drink. I just want to tell Miss Jiang that this is the wine I made myself. It tastes good and is not intoxicating."
Jiang Tunan tentatively sniffed the wine in the bottle next to him and found that there was indeed no obvious smell of alcohol, but instead a sweet smell. Jiang Tunan took a look and thought, isn't this just a modern sweet wine?
When Jiang Tunan was a child, he lived in the countryside with his grandparents. Every time there was a festival or a family had a banquet in the village, they would always serve a bowl of homemade sweet wine to entertain guests. So when Jiang Tunan saw the familiar sweet wine, it reminded him of his modern memories.
"Then I'll just take a small sip?"
Jiang Tunan carefully picked up the bowl filled with fermented rice and took a sip. It did taste sweet, like a drink.
"Delicious."
Jiang Tunan praised generously, saying that Gu Lang's craftsmanship was quite good, but why did he feel a little dizzy?
"cousin?"
Seeing that Jiang Tunan was not in a good state, Xiao Mingrui called out to him a few times.
"Master Gu, what's wrong with my cousin?"
Xiao Mingrui's eyes were filled with coldness. Could it be that Gu Lang had actually put drugs in the wine?
Gu Lang was also panicking and looked at Jiang Tunan anxiously.
"This...I don't know what's going on."
"Don't worry, Mr. Xiao. Miss Jiang is just drunk."
Seeing that the atmosphere was getting a little weird, Hua Bei quickly started to explain. After that, Hua Bei picked up another bowl of new fermented rice wine beside Jiang Tunan and drank a sip. Xiao Mingrui's expression eased a little. But Gu Lang didn't believe it.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I brewed my own wine. It doesn't smell like alcohol at all. It's not intoxicating."
Hua Bei held his forehead helplessly. He still remembered that the last time he ate five bowls of Shar, he slept until noon the next day.
Jiang Tunan silently raised his hand and made a six, the biggest lie in the world: homemade rice wine, low in alcohol content.
"I'm not drunk!"
Jiang Tunan slammed the table and stood up, his face flushed. Everyone was startled by Jiang Tunan's action.
Hua Bei spoke with a puzzled look on his face.
"Jiang Tunan, what are you crazy about?"
Jiang Tunan shook his finger, his tone frivolous.
"How dare you talk to me like that, you know who I am?"
Hua Bei was stunned, and followed Jiang Tunan's words and asked,
"who are you?"
Jiang Tunan suddenly stood at attention and looked into the distance.
"I am a descendant of Yan and Huang, a descendant of the dragon, a flower of the motherland, and a successor to socialism!"
Everyone:......
Xiao Mingrui immediately stepped forward and covered Jiang Tunan's mouth. Although he didn't understand the other things, he still understood the descendants of the dragon. Now the only one in the world who dares to call himself a real dragon is the emperor, so the descendants of the dragon must be the princes and princesses. If others heard this, Jiang Tunan would have no chance of survival.
Hua Bei approached Gu Lang with a puzzled look on his face and said,
"Does your wine have hallucinogenic effects?"
Gulang: "Roll, roll, roll."
Gu Lang stood up with an apologetic look on his face and bowed to Xiao Mingrui.
"I'm really sorry, Mr. Xiao, I didn't expect Miss Jiang to have such a low alcohol tolerance."
Jiang Tunan was very dissatisfied when he heard this.
"Who said I can't drink? I can't drink you to death today!"
Jiang Tunan walked to the wine table, took out a new bowl, and was about to reach for the wine jar next to him when Xiao Mingrui stepped forward to stop Jiang Tunan and said,
"Cousin, stop drinking."
Jiang Tunan looked at Xiao Mingrui with a sad face.
"Cousin, you also think I can't drink, right?"
Xiao Mingrui was choked for a moment. Isn't Jiang Tunan talking nonsense? He originally wanted to persuade Jiang Tunan to do things within his ability, but when he saw Jiang Tunan's aggrieved face, he didn't know how to start.
When Jiang Tunan saw Xiao Mingrui's hesitant look, he felt that he looked down on him, so he choked up and said,
"Heartbroken~The real heartbroken~is not about making a big fuss, the real disappointment~is not about crying, but about short words/short/(emphasis), you are indifferent to my words, I don't care about your affairs~..."
Xiao Mingrui: "Drink, drink, drink! You drink!"
Jiang Tunan immediately continued to pour the wine. After his hand paused in the air for a moment, he walked around the rice wine jar and picked up the other wine jars to pour for himself.
"Come on, everyone, make yourself at home!"
Gu Lang: Isn’t this my home?
Jiang Tunan walked to Hua Bei first, holding a wine bowl.
"Come on! You little bitch! Let me toast you first. I hope you can be a good person in the future and stop doing those illegal things."
Hua Bei: ...
Before Hua Bei could react, Jiang Tunan directly knocked the wine bowl in his hand. Because the collision was too forceful, the wine splashed all over Hua Bei.
"you!"
Hua Bei pushed his chair away with a swish and hurriedly patted the wine off his clothes. Jiang Tunan continued to walk to the next person's seat.
"Come here! Ancient Village Master! I toast to you!"
Jiang Tunan climbed onto Gu Lang's shoulders, and Gu Lang was so scared that he kept coughing.
"Ahem... Miss Jiang... I... I'm not feeling well... I'd better not drink it."
Jiang Tunan looked regretful.
"That's fine, since everything I want to say is in the wine anyway, I'll drink it first."
Jiang Tunan raised his head and drank it all. Gu Lang stammered,
"Miss Jiang...you have a good alcohol tolerance..."
Jiang Tunan turned around, shook his eyebrows, and shouted at the top of his voice,
"Cousin Mingrui~"
Xiao Mingrui shuddered, took a few steps back and said,
"Cousin, I'll do it first."
"and many more!"
Jiang Tunan took the wine glass from Xiao Mingrui's hand.
"Real men drink from bowls, can you do that? Just pour this little? Where are you raising fish?"
Xiao Mingrui clenched his fists. He had to hold back, at least to control himself so as not to kill Jiang Tunan before returning to Kyoto.
Jiang Tunan poured a full bowl of wine for Xiao Mingrui, then raised the bowl in his hand and shouted,
“Cousin Mingrui, we have deep feelings, just one gulp!”
Jiang Tunan drank another big bowl of it, while Gu Lang and Hua Bei were amazed by what they saw.
Xiao Mingrui held the wine bowl without moving, but stared at Jiang Tunan.
"You don't want to drink? If you don't drink, I will."
Seeing that Xiao Mingrui didn't take a sip, Jiang Tunan tried to snatch the wine bowl from Xiao Mingrui's hand.
Xiao Mingrui raised the wine bowl sideways. Jiang Tunan was caught off guard and missed it. When he was about to continue to snatch the wine bowl, Xiao Mingrui said coldly,
"Cousin, stop drinking."
Jiang Tunan looked incredulous, pointing at himself and said aggrievedly,
"You, are mean to me?"
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