Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

Chapter 201 Pheasant Neck



Chapter 201 Pheasant Neck

After finishing their meal, everyone rested for a while.

Having enjoyed high-standard accommodations every day for the past few days, and with her inexplicable thought interrupted, Aning no longer had the idea of ​​washing in the river. She even began to doubt her own reckless idea of ​​washing in the rainforest stream.

Is this really her idea?

The moment the question popped into her head, she broke out in a cold sweat.

The realization she glimpsed in that instant left her somewhat dazed, as if her mind had stopped working and she was simply mechanically obeying orders.

Pack when told to pack, and set off when told to set off.

Custom-made military boots trudged through the weeds along the stream, continuing their journey towards the other side of the rainforest.

Just as Su Li sensed something and turned to look at A Ning, a system announcement suddenly sounded.

"Beep beep, a strange creature has been detected—a crested snake (intelligent version). Its intelligence progress is 0.001%, which can be redeemed for 350 points. Do you want to redeem it?"

All Ah Ning remembered was that just as they were about to leave the stream area, she vaguely felt as if she had been hit by something, and her hazy mind suddenly cleared.

A strange feeling of the clouds parting to reveal the sun washed over me, and I subconsciously turned around to look at the thing that had bumped into me, only to be met with a pair of eerie, scarlet snake eyes.

The snake had a large, bright red fleshy crest on its head, which looked as if it had been cut off from the head of a grown rooster and placed on the snake's head.

The snake, with its fleshy crest, was about the thickness of a wrist. Its entire body was fiery red, and its long, slender body stood eerily straight, not far from me.

Looking at the snake's head, which seemed to have grown into an equilateral triangle, the first thought that popped into A Ning's mind was...

This stuff looks really poisonous!!!

"Click..."

A precious photo of Aning gazing into the eyes of a pheasant has been taken.

He reached out and pulled Aning, who was still confronting the pheasant's neck, towards him, and shoved the camera in front of her.

"How about that? My skills are pretty good, right?" Su Li said with a smug look on her face.

Ah Ning looked at the image on the camera showing herself standing opposite that eerie red snake...

"The first 500,000!"

With a sudden tightening in her heart, A Ning looked up and met Su Li's smiling eyes, then looked at herself in the camera, her hand unconsciously touching the small flag on the side of her leg.

The fog in my mind, and the sudden impact I just felt...

My voice is a little dry...

"Thanks……"

Zurich waved his hand dismissively, saying, "You're welcome, it's chargeable."

Master said it's impossible to do good deeds anonymously. Is doing good deeds something shameful that you have to hide?

What's wrong?

The laws of nature dictate that you can't do good deeds with your mouth, right?

Once someone who doesn't like you comes along and takes credit for your work, you'll behave yourself.

(For details, please refer to various short stories where the main characters have their credit stolen by various vicious male and female supporting characters, and are then physically and emotionally abused by the people they once saved, without ever complaining...)

So, being completely open and honest, you see, now he not only receives money to save his life, but people also have to thank him!

So: Is this how money to buy one's life is used?

Having escaped unscathed, Ah Ning retreated to the back, and then it was time for the small group to collectively watch the 'snake stick'...

Sensing the threat, the pheasant, standing there erect, let out a warning 'cluck cluck' sound.

"Hey? That's not right. Come on, learn from Fatty..." Fatty cleared his throat and let out a series of imposing... "Giggle... giggle, giggle..."

Pheasant neck: ? ? ? ? ? ?

"Tsk, what a piece of trash. It's not even as smart as the myna bird that Fatty's neighbor keeps."

The pheasant flicked its tongue, and the snake's body became even straighter. It dared not attack nor retreat, and was in a dilemma.

"To be honest, this thing is really straight; with that build, it looks like a soldier just standing there!!!"

"Next up coming towards you is the Pheasant Neck Squad???" Wu Xie couldn't help but let his imagination run wild and chime in.

Fatty Wang gave a thumbs up.

"Naive, it has to be you!"

"So naive~" "So naive~" "So naive~"

A strange and eerie voice, carrying a malevolent aura that seemed to come from hell, came from in front of everyone.

"Hey? You're learning pretty fast, aren't you? No way, you have to give me a 'cluck cluck' today."

Black Bear joined in the fun, offering a different opinion. "Old Black wants to hear a rooster crow."

"How can it imitate a rooster's crow? Aren't you making things difficult for people... ptooey, making things difficult for snakes?"

"They're both chickens, so if they can cluck, they can definitely coo like pigeons. I wonder if this little thing is male or female..."

As Hei Xiazi spoke, his gaze couldn't help but sweep towards the pheasant's groin area.

Pheasant Neck: Awooo... Don't come any closer!!!

Wu Xie: Holy crap... Hei Xiazi, you're a real pervert!!!

Once you accept the premise of the male snake cooing like a pigeon and the female snake clucking like a clown...

Good heavens, what a magnificent poultry breeding center this is!!!

I almost forgot, even their former chief protector was a bird.

Now who can tell the difference between the Queen Mother of the West's Palace and the breeding farm!

The poor pheasant neck was fighting alone, standing there like it was being punished, and was almost driven to despair by the amusement.

Although Ah Ning almost lost her life to the snake, looking at the pheasant's neck and the snake's body that was no longer straight, she couldn't help but feel a little sorry for it.

She didn't have much sympathy, not enough to support her in rescuing this poor pheasant's neck; at most, it only allowed her to resist eating some sunflower seeds at this moment, preserving the other party's last bit of 'decency'...

Killing a snake is nothing more than a quick headbutt; at most, you skin it, remove the tendons, and make a soup. This kind of mental torture you're subjecting me to is terrifying!

Pheasant Neck: Holy crap!! I may not be human, but you look so pretty, I never expected you to be such a scoundrel!!!

Su Li pulled the spirit beast bracelet off Wu Xie's wrist. With a flick of her hand, the vines wrapped around the bracelet and swept past, and the listless pheasant's neck was nowhere to be seen.

This thing is quite interesting; I can keep it and play with it for a while.

"The pheasants in this area possess a certain level of intelligence; they can mimic human sounds and have a remarkable talent for language related to human names."

It lures its prey by mimicking the sounds it hears and calling out the corresponding names.

However, this thing has a limited brain capacity. If you ask it a few more questions, it will get stuck, like... crashing..."

Xie Yuchen summarized the antics of Wang Pangzi and Hei Xiazi, mainly for Pangzi and Aning to hear.

If some pheasant neck gets reckless and comes looking for trouble...

Zuli: That's time for the strange world to recruit talent!!!


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