I'm trying to kill myself in Legend of Zhen Huan

Chapter 173 Poor Civet Cat

Yinzhen's expression suddenly changed from sunny to cloudy. Sister-in-law's feet are white? Which sister-in-law? When did it happen?

Third Brother: Oh, Seventeenth Brother really makes me worry. Life is so good nowadays, why does he want to commit suicide?

Lao Wu: I won’t flatter you this time. I also think Seventeen deserves to be beheaded.

Lao Qi: It’s none of my business, it’s none of my business. I just want to go home and practice my calligraphy.

Eighth Brother: Oh, it looks like Seventeenth Brother is also going to have to endure the hardships of the clan house.

Lao Jiu: Lao Shiqi has snatched up a lot of good stuff from outside over the years. How can I get those stuff and sell them at a high price?

Lao Shi: Humph, you are embarrassing me. Working with me won't damage my reputation, will it? My wife won't misunderstand me, will she?

Twelve: I have to start preparing again. I think about it. What kind of funeral should I use for Old Seventeen? If I ask the emperor, he will be angry and let me go too.

Thirteen: I feel sorry for Fourth Brother and it’s another day when I want to sleep with him.

14: It's not easy for me to go back to Beijing. I finally got to spend two more nights with my wife, but he's trying to cause trouble for me. It seems I'll have to get up and beat him with a sack tonight.

Sixteen: I still have to take charge of this clan affairs office. You see, even when I was away at sea for more than half a year, the second brother was sent out to rebel and usurp the throne. I will have to talk to my elder brother about this later. I have to keep a close eye on the seventeenth brother.

Twenty-One: That’s not right. Brother Seventeen is not that kind of person.

An Lingrong and Xia Dongchun looked at each other and started eating frantically.

Seventeenth Prince Guo screamed crazily in his heart, "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense~, woo woo~, I really can't wash myself clean even if I jump into the moat."

Nian Shilan felt the low pressure coming from Pangju, and suddenly felt the temperature around her drop sharply. It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one, so she decided to ask the emperor for the matter.

"Sister, you know what, Seventeen and the princess look quite compatible together."

"Okay."

"Sister, didn't you want Seventeen and the princess to be together? Why do you dislike them now?"

"I do feel a little regretful. I think I shouldn't have passed this hot potato to Old Seventeen. Isn't this cheating the princess?"

"Yeah, Old Seventeen was indeed a bit frivolous today. Fortunately, the foreign princess didn't understand. I don't know if Old Seventeen had hooked up with other women during his years of traveling. If they were unmarried, it would be fine. Any daughter who entered Old Seventeen's house would be a good destination."

"It would be troublesome if I hooked up with that married man."

[Humph, civet cats have high standards, and ordinary people would not look down on them. ]

[In his previous life, who else did he fancy besides Zhen Huan? ]

[I just don't understand, did the civet cat's brain fall on the road after traveling? ]

[He just lay on the ice and snow, froze himself into a popsicle, and then hugged someone to cool him down. I don’t quite understand, wouldn’t it be faster to just throw Zhen Huan in the snow? ]

[Also, regarding praising Zhen Huan for her white feet, why do civet cats always focus on such weird things? ]

[But it’s strange, in this life he didn’t have any interaction with Zhen Huan, nor did he fall in love with Zhen Huan, has his brain come back to him? ]

Seventeen: Woo woo woo ~ Why does Sister-in-law Xiao Si always breathe heavily when she speaks? I just said I didn’t do it.

The third brother: Oh, you are so noisy. You never give me, the big brother, any peace of mind.

Lao Wu: So it was my previous life. Haha, I actually didn’t remember it. What a pity.

Lao Qi: I told you to go home and practice calligraphy, it’s really boring.

Eighth Brother: It is Seventeenth Brother’s regret that he did not get to experience the Zongrenfu.

Lao Jiu: It’s over, it’s over. The money that I got was gone.

The Tenth Old Man: Oh, so the temperature can be lowered this way. I’ve learned something. Next time, if the Lady gets sick, I won’t have to worry so much. I guess the Seventeenth Old Man is still of some use.

12: Alas, my funeral business is not easy to develop. I didn’t expect that this matter would be cancelled. I have thought about it for so long in vain.

Thirteen: Even in the previous life, Fourth Brother must have been angry. I still have to accompany Fourth Brother, otherwise I will not feel at ease.

Fourteen: That’s great. I can accompany Mrs. Fu again tonight and don’t have to go out and beat people in the middle of the night.

Sixteen: Oh, it seems that I won’t have the chance to ask the clan affairs office to take care of it. I’m too busy.

Twenty-one: I told you, Brother Seventeen is not that kind of person.

An Lingrong and Xia Dongchun finally stopped eating. You know what, they were a little full.

Guojun looked at Yinzhen aggrievedly, but Yinzhen didn't even look at him.

"Su Peisheng~"

"emperor?"

Fat Ju made a gesture and Su Peisheng hurried over.

Su He pricked up his ears for a long time, and his ears seemed to have grown longer, but he still heard nothing.

Su He pursed his lips, [What? I am a VIP seat at the event. I am so honored. Is there anything that I cannot listen to with my status?]

"Why don't you just watch the show below? What are you looking at me for?"

"Hehe, of course they are not as good-looking as the emperor."

Fat Ju tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth. It was great that he didn’t hear Xiao He’s inner voice. She was really praising me.

[Oh my god, how could I become like this? I am so disgusting. ]

Fat Orange frowned. What did Xiao He mean? He was scolding me like that. It shouldn't be because of me.

"I am in a good mood today. Whatever you want to ask, I will tell you everything I know."

Forget it, forget it. I have listened to Xiaohe’s voice for so long, so I might as well fulfill her wish this time.

"Your Majesty, what did you just say to Eunuch Su?"

"You want to know too?" The emperor looked at Nian Shilan.

Su He tugged at Nian Shilan's sleeve and said, "Yes, I am curious too."

"Then I'll finish my words. You are not allowed to think that I'm cruel."

The two people nodded rapidly.

"I asked Su Peisheng to find Zhen Huan's body and then whip it."

[My Yue~ has such a strong taste? What hatred or grudge is that? ]

"Do you think I'm cruel?"

Nian Shilan was stunned there, lowered her head and pulled out a bitter smile, then immediately returned to normal, "Thunder and rain are all grace from the Lord."

[@￥%……&, I hate this sentence the most. He is really a veteran in the PUA world. If someone says this to me face to face, I will definitely smash his head. ]

Su He didn't understand why the emperor suddenly wanted to attack Zhen Huan's body, "Why did the emperor want to whip the corpse?"

"It was the same banquet. I remembered the last time Zhen Huan tried to blackmail Old Seventeen, and I got a little angry, so~"

Su He: ······

[Don’t you know whether you are cruel or not? Are you really cruel? Are you sick? ]

"Xiao He, aren't you angry about the fact that Zhen almost killed you?"

Su He shook his head helplessly, "Your Majesty, she is dead. I sent her off. The cause and effect are settled. Why should I still be angry?"