diskusbooks Chapter 111 Meeting of Two Groups
Chapter 111 Meeting of Two Groups
on the street,
The Old Man of the Moon and Cupid were healed with a wave of the Bodhisattva's hand. Although they were being punished by Heaven, Heaven did not intend to exterminate them, so the treatment was not difficult.
After the two goddesses of love recovered, the Bodhisattva ordered them to quickly resolve the trouble they had caused.
Having just caused a huge disaster, the Old Man of the Moon and Cupid didn't dare utter a sound and obediently did as they were told.
When the thoughts of love and romance in Tianlu's mind faded, his eyes widened in surprise. He saw Yang Jian's large face getting closer and closer, and the pouting lips made the beast's scalp tingle and filled him with terror.
"Aaaaaaah, get away from me!!"
With a piercing scream, Tianlu turned and kicked Yang Jian hard in the face.
Caught off guard, Yang Jian felt dizzy and saw stars before losing his balance and falling backward.
The three beasts, Bai Jie, Bi Xie, and Yue Tian, which were lying on him, also rolled to the ground.
"Aaaaaaah, Yang Jian, you bastard! You, you, you, I, you, I, ahaaaah, I'm going to eat you alive!!"
Recalling his experience of being ravaged by Yang Jian, Tianlu grabbed his head and broke down in a series of incoherent ramblings, eventually becoming completely enraged.
Yang Jian was still dazed from being kicked, but upon hearing Tianlu's words, he blurted out something as if possessed.
"Huh? Weren't you enjoying being stroked just now?"
"Aaaaah! I'll fight you to the death! I'm going to eat you alive today!"
Upon hearing Yang Jian's words, Tianlu's already fragile composure crumbled. He lunged at his opponent with a fierce expression, ready to fight to the death.
Yang Jian instinctively raised his hand to block, but Tianlu opened its mouth and bit him without any hesitation.
"Ouch! Pipi, calm down!"
The man and the beast wrestled together. Yang Jian tried to persuade them, but Tianlu ignored him and was determined to eat the three-eyed mud man.
In contrast, the other three beasts were huddled in a corner, trembling with fear. He couldn't help but feel horrified at the thought of what he had done.
He kissed the leader, nibbled on the second-in-command, and flirted with the third-in-command. This is the kind of situation that will get him killed to silence him. How dare he do that!
Yue Tian glanced at the situation with trembling eyes: the second-in-command and Yang Jian were fighting, while the eldest and third-in-command hadn't made a move yet, so they were safe for the time being.
"Please don't notice me," Yue Tian prayed silently.
Bai Jie and Bi Xie stood back to back, neither daring to look at the other. This was too outrageous; they were still adjusting their mindset and couldn't quite accept it. They didn't even have time to care about Tian Lu and Yang Jian's fight.
"That, Bai Jie."
Bixie spoke first, his voice sounding somewhat unnatural as he touched his younger brother.
Bai Jie turned around stiffly, the two beasts stared at each other, and then looked away simultaneously after two seconds.
To be honest, Bai Jie wishes he could disappear into a crack in the ground right now.
Forget about everything else. He already dressed up as a woman in front of Tianlu Bixie, so what's there to be upset about? He'll just feel bad for a couple of days at most.
But this happened in public! Although almost everyone was infected and no one had the right to criticize anyone else, it still felt incredibly embarrassing.
"What is it?"
After a long silence, Bai Jie mustered his courage and asked in a low voice.
Bixie was speechless. He just called out, but he hadn't really thought about what to say.
After a moment's thought, Bixie tentatively asked, "What happened before... let's pretend it never happened?"
"Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!" Bai Jie nodded repeatedly upon hearing this.
Yue Tian, who had been hiding to the side to minimize his presence, breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.
Just then, a mournful wail suddenly came from not far away.
"Aaaaaaaah! What have I done?!"
The beasts, still feeling awkward, were startled and turned to look at each other. Even Tianlu's attention was drawn to it, but Yang Jian took the opportunity to shake him off and run away.
September sat under a tree, looking frantic. Clearly, the effects of either Cupid's Sword or the Red String on her body had been removed.
Just think about the scene of her heartfelt confession to the tree, and you can understand her current mood. I wonder if her level of shame is worse or stronger than the chaos of the four beasts and one person here.
After some twists and turns, the group finally managed to wait for someone by the roadside.
on the street,
The Old Man of the Moon and Cupid were busy running back and forth, trying to untie the couples they had arranged for each other.
After those people regained their senses, they engaged in various chaotic situations, just like Bai Jie and others. It was alright between men and women or between girls, but the situation was quite complicated when it came to men and men or several people being tied together.
Bai Jie even saw the couple who had been passionately kissing earlier now leaning against a flowerbed, vomiting and cursing.
The gist is: I treated you like a brother, and you actually plotted against me!
In this eerie atmosphere, Ao Lie led his three senior brothers to the location.
"Yang Jian, where did you get this claw mark on your face?"
Sun Wukong looked his old nemesis up and down, scrutinizing the claw marks on his face with a curious expression.
Yang Jian, with a sour face, replied irritably, "What's it to you, you stinky monkey?!"
Da Shi took a sip of coffee and said, "He fell for the tricks of the Old Man Under the Moon and Cupid. After the God of Love withdrew his power, he was kicked and bitten twice by the beast involved. There are still teeth marks on his hand."
After listening, Sun Wukong gave a meaningful "oh" and had an expression that said, "I understand."
Targeted by two adversaries simultaneously, Yang Jian's veins bulged as he roared, "You stinky monkey, what's with that expression! And that big plate of hair! I fell for your trick, it must have been a trap!"
The three bickering lovers started arguing, but Yang Jian was in a bad situation, being attacked by the other two.
Meanwhile, Ao Lie asked Jiu Yue and Nezha about what had happened.
In September, she naturally wouldn't bring up her dark past; she just casually mentioned it in a few words.
As for Nezha, under the threatening gazes of three Pixiu, a wolf, and a nine-tailed fox, he said nothing and quietly remained in a vegetative state.
"These two are my senior brothers, and that one over there is my eldest senior brother."
Ao Lie introduced the four beasts of Baijie, and pointed to Sun Wukong arguing over there.
A meaty aroma filled the air, like a tempting hand tugging at the heartstrings of beasts.
The aroma alone is enough to conjure up images of wild boars running through the mountains and forests, their jiggling fat, their thick limbs, and their firm flesh.
A barely perceptible sound of swallowing saliva rang out, and several burning gazes focused on Pigsy.
Whether it's a Pixiu, a wolf, or a nine-tailed fox, they are all carnivores, and their saliva will involuntarily start to secrete when they see such good meat.
Even Bai Jie was no exception. Although most of his habits were still the same as when he was human, he couldn't control some of his instincts.
"Uh... Junior brother, the way your friends are looking at me isn't quite right."
Pigsy felt a chill run down his spine for no apparent reason.
Actually, he had anticipated this situation. After all, September had been craving his body for a long time, and it was normal for other carnivores to be craving it too.
To this, Pigsy could only say: Who can blame me for being so handsome?
However, the red Pixiu's eyes were different from the other beasts, which made him very uncomfortable.
It wasn't just lusting after his body; it felt like being a little pig in a sty, eating and sleeping happily every day.
Until one day, the owner took him to the kitchen, then took out a knife and gestured at himself, considering how to butcher and eat him, and even complained that he was too thin!
"Slurp, I want to eat pork."
Tianlu wiped his drool and said directly. Baijie, Jiuyue, and Yuetian nodded in agreement, but then quickly stopped a second later.
Bixie remained expressionless, but a hint of glistening moisture at the corner of his mouth betrayed him.
"Junior brother, what kind of friends do you have? Why are they all lusting after my body?"
Pigsy tilted his head and complained, while Ao Lie awkwardly chuckled twice, unsure of what to say.
At this moment, Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Guanyin finished arguing and walked over together. However, it seemed that Yang Jian had lost the argument and looked very unhappy.
What do we do next?
Sun Wukong looked refreshed and in high spirits. How could he not be? He had just given his old rival a thorough dressing down.
"Let's find a place to eat first. After all this commotion, it's almost lunchtime," September suggested.
Upon hearing this, Tianlu nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, let's eat! I want a whole pig feast!"
Even now, he's still craving pork; his mouth is practically watering. His intentions are utterly undisguised.
Pigsy's lips twitched: "Even if you're lusting after my body, don't be so obvious about it."
Tianlu looked innocent, drool still dripping from his mouth: "But it smells so good, even if I can't eat, it's still good."
"Seconded."
"Seconded."
Yue Tian and Jiu Yue spoke one after the other. Bai Jie was taken aback for a moment, then raised his claw to agree. Bi Xie nodded silently without saying a word.
"Just accept your fate, you idiot. On the journey to the West, besides your master, you're the most sought-after person."
Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder to comfort him.
Pigsy was speechless.
Soon after, the group found a hot pot restaurant by the roadside. They heard from passersby that it was a long-established brand and the food was delicious.
The red soup pot was bubbling away, with various ingredients rising and falling, and the aroma spreading with each burst of bubbles.
The soup pot was surrounded by bowls and plates, containing not only various hot pot ingredients, but also different parts of the pig such as pig's head meat, pig's ears, and braised pig's trotters.
These are all things that Tianlu insisted on eating, and Bixie had no choice but to go and buy them.
Once the food was cooked, Tianlu couldn't wait to dig in and eat, and the others didn't dare to be left behind.
The atmosphere became lively, and the group gradually started chatting.
On an open-air round table, a copper pot sits in the center, broth bubbling and steam rising. A group of people gather around it, chatting and eating.
Pigsy brought out the wine, and Tianlu boasted that he could drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. The group of people didn't believe him, so they started drinking with him.
Amidst the clinking of glasses, everyone except for Bai Jie, Yue Tian, Nezha, and the Buddhist monk was somewhat drunk.
Sun Wukong became very enthusiastic and started talking about his journey to the West, and the other three members of the Journey to the West team joined in the conversation.
Upon hearing this topic, Bai Jie immediately perked up. He took off his headphones and listened carefully to the person recounting the story.
According to Sun Wukong, the journey to the West was completely different from what was described in the book. His experiences along the way were quite different, involving flying through the sky and having a comedic touch.
Considering that he had transmigrated into the world of a fan-made comedy comic, Bai Jie could only say that this was expected.