Chapter 1557 The Supermarket Demonstration Salesperson Arrives
Chapter 1557 The Supermarket Demonstration Salesperson Arrives
People around gasped softly, and Misae frowned instinctively, worried that the stain wouldn't come off.
Zeng San, however, looked confident. He picked up a rag and wiped the soy sauce stain in circles, muttering, "Everyone, watch closely, the moment to witness a miracle has arrived!"
In just over ten seconds, the originally dirty tiles became clean and new, without leaving a single trace.
"Wow! You really can't see anything at all!" a young girl watching couldn't help but exclaim, reaching out to touch the tile to confirm if it was true.
Zeng San smiled smugly and handed the rag to her: "You can try it if you don't believe me. It feels really good, soft and durable! Today at our Sato Kyuhida, this magic rag is on special offer. You can take it home for only 980 yen. Buy two and get an extra 20% off. Limited quantities available, first come, first served!"
As he spoke, he took out several more packs of rags from the box behind him and showed them to everyone, his enthusiasm making it seem as if he wanted to sell out all the rags in an instant.
Just then, Shin-chan suddenly spoke up: "Hey, old man. This can't be wiped off."
"Huh?" Zeng San was taken aback and looked at Xiao Xin uncertainly. The place he was pointing to seemed to be his own butt.
Turning around, I noticed that Shin-chan had written some words on my pants at some point, and my eyes widened immediately: "My best pair of pants!"
"Ah! I'm so sorry, Shin-chan!" Misae quickly pulled Shin-chan aside to apologize.
Mingxu was somewhat helpless. He hadn't kept an eye on the kid for a moment, and he'd gotten himself into trouble. He took out his watch and scanned the other guy's pants. Oh, three thousand? Not bad. He'd pay for it later. But this kid, Xiaoxin, would have to pay the price for this!
Mingxu pondered.
Shin-chan looked at Masao and asked, "Isn't it a magic cloth that can wipe away everything?"
Zeng San shouted angrily, "A rag! How could it possibly wipe away everything?!"
"What?" Shin-chan pouted. Upon hearing Masazo's words, the people around him immediately lost their previous interest and turned away.
Seeing this, Zeng San quickly tried to salvage the situation: "No! The floor and walls can usually be cleaned easily, wait a minute!"
Seeing Zeng San's appearance, their expressions were somewhat awkward. At that moment, Xiao Kui also burst into tears. Misae was taken aback: "What's wrong? Do you need a diaper changed? Xiao Xu, Xiao Shin, let's go!"
"I want to stay here and watch the old man's funny performance." Shin-chan shook his head decisively; this side was much more interesting.
"Huh?" Zeng San was also stunned. No, what's going on?
Seeing this, Misae looked at Mingxu and said, "Where's Xiaoxu? Why don't you stay here and watch over Xiaoxin? You guys can wait here for a bit." With that, Misae pushed Xiaokui and started to leave.
"Ah! That! Madam!" Masazo tried to stop Misae, but it was too late.
Shin-chan looked at Masaozo: "Please perform another act."
"I've already said I'm not a celebrity!" Zeng San looked at Xiao Xin speechlessly. Really.
Mingxu took out some cash and handed it to the other party: "I'm sorry, my brother just dirtied your pants. This is to compensate you. Please forgive Xiaoxin."
"Ah, no, that..." Now it was Zeng San's turn to feel a little embarrassed. Should he accept it or not?
While he was still hesitating, Mingxu stuffed it directly into his pocket: "Consider it compensation. Also, give me one of these rags too, thank you."
"Ah! Great!" Zeng Da was overjoyed; the business had finally opened.
Just then, they heard Shin-chan shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen! The comedians are about to begin their performance—instant hilarious tricks!"
"Huh? What's going on?" Upon hearing Shin-chan's words, the people around immediately gathered around, their eyes fixed intently on Masao. Could there really be something fun going on?
"Ah, no, I'm not some kind of celebrity..." Zeng San tried to explain, but seeing the crowd surrounding them, he became indifferent: 'It doesn't matter, the guests have all gathered here anyway!'
So he started to put on a show: "Okay, okay, then, distinguished guests! Come on! What does this look like?"
"Is it a peeler, something for peeling fruit?"
"No, this isn't a regular peeler." Before Zeng San could say anything more, Xiao Xin spoke up again: "Isn't it free? Why are you charging for it?"
"Of course I want to, I'm in the business of making money!" Zeng San sighed helplessly; this kid was really difficult to deal with.
However, seeing the passersby about to leave, he quickly called out, "Ah, no, no, the visit is free!" He then picked up a radish and said, "Then I'm going to peel this radish. Please watch carefully, the performance is about to begin!" He then started peeling the radish, and it quickly turned into thin shreds in his hands.
The people around gasped in surprise again.
"See? It shreds into thin strips in a flash! Look! The others are no problem either. Isn't it simpler and safer than using a kitchen knife?" As he spoke, he tried out several different tools to shred: "With this, even kids can do it!"
"Can I do that too?" Shin-chan asked curiously.
"No, you're too young, you shouldn't be able to do it." Zeng San looked at Xiao Xin and subconsciously shook his head.
"Didn't you say even kids could do it? Lying, exaggerating, and scamming are unacceptable!" Shin-chan shouted at Zeng San.
Seeing the looks from those around him, Zeng San sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay, come and gently peel this burdock root." With that, Zeng San handed it to Xiao Xin. Ming Xu raised an eyebrow, also wondering if there was any difference between the seller's photos and the buyer's photos in person.
So Shin-chan took it and tried to peel it for a long time, but couldn't get it off.
"It's so hard to cut!" Shin-chan looked at the other person with dissatisfaction.
"No, it has to be horizontal!" Zeng San hurriedly explained, looking at the stares of those around him.
Mingxu took it, tested it, and yes, it wasn't very easy to use. He still managed to make a few simple cuts. But he didn't say much; he left it to them to decide.
Zeng San picked up another frying pan: "Ahem, this kind of frying pan isn't made of iron."
"Come on, look, look, the performance is about to begin!"
"Um... everyone, look, these are fresh eggs from Sato Kyujido today." He tapped the eggs, poured the egg mixture into a bowl, stirred them, and then heated a frying pan. "Everyone, please note that there's no oil in the pan." He then poured the egg mixture into it.
Xiaoxin wanted to say something more, but Mingxu stopped him, saying that it was impolite to cause any more trouble.
Zeng San's fried eggs came out perfectly without sticking to the pan; he blew on them and they flew onto the plate.
"Wow~" Upon seeing this, the people around immediately started clapping.
"Look everyone, this frying pan is really good, it's non-stick!" Zeng San promoted.
This attracted a lot of attention, and some people even came over and bought it.
Misae came over at this time and called the two little ones away.
After Zeng San finished his work, the same person came over to buy a pot.
Looking at him, Zeng San was filled with nervousness: "You are! Please don't misunderstand, my strength is actually more than this!"
"No, could you sell me one of those frying pans? I think my wife would like it, I want to buy it for her," the other person said with a smile to Zeng San.
"Huh? Aren't you from the TV company?" Zeng San asked uncertainly.
"Oh? Me? I'm a doctor, a neurosurgeon. My favorite food is perfectly fried tofu," the doctor said with a smile.
"Uh... I didn't realize..." Looking at the other person's appearance, it's true, you can't judge a book by its cover.
"That's what everyone says." The doctor chuckled without refuting. Zeng San sighed; it seemed like all his efforts had been in vain.
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