Chapter 1760 Apocalyptic Zombies
Chapter 1760 Apocalyptic Zombies
As a seasoned lawyer, Chen Chuan couldn't bear to see his wife disappointed, so he helped her find another title.
"However... we can accept a thank-you fee for helping them call the police."
Can this still be done?
He's a lawyer, and she trusts him!
Shen Xi walked towards them, and the one in the lead cried and begged Chen Chuan, "Brother...brother...please call the police for us, we'll give you money!"
Chen Chuan calmly shook his head: "What are you talking about? How could I possibly take your money?"
His quick-witted henchman plugged his bleeding nostrils with his finger and mumbled, "Thank you... fee."
"Oh right, thank you! Bro, please call the police for us, there will be a generous reward."
Oh? A generous reward?
The couple exchanged a glance, and Shen Xi stepped onto a shelf beside them, looking down at them: "Let me see how heavy it is!"
Five minutes later, she was stunned to find a large pile of bills worth eighty cents in her hand.
Not only did they give her paper money, but the thugs even took out the last coins from their pockets and gave them to her.
She sighed deeply, realizing how tough life was for petty thugs these days.
Thirty or so people couldn't even scrape together five hundred yuan... Some of the banknotes even had blood on them... What a tragedy!
She slapped the leader again: "How dare you be so pathetic?"
My older brother's teeth were knocked out, and he can't even hear a whisper when he cries.
Waaah, no martial ethics! If you had money, who would bother to hang around? Everyone'd be waiting to recruit underlings and pay them tribute.
Shen Xi was very disappointed; the three thousand was far from what she had expected.
However, they were too kind and called the police for them.
Perhaps because there are patrol points at the night market, the police response time is quite fast.
"Who called the police?"
"Us!" Shen Xi and Chen Chuan raised their hands.
"Who beat them?"
This time it was Shen Xi who answered: "Us!"
Chen Chuan retorted casually, "It's not us, it's you."
"You don't get any?"
"Of course, I'll carry your milk tea for you, didn't you forget?"
"Why did you bring milk tea? I told you to drink less, so why didn't you leave a copy for me?"
"Just tell me whether you stayed or not."
"you!"
"Wait a minute!" The police officer was completely bewildered: "What nonsense is this? What's going on?"
"Officer, help me!"
Dozens of thugs, their faces bruised and bleeding, crawled towards the police officers with an unprecedented enthusiasm...
Crawling in the shadows through the dark alley...
There were also two nonchalant people arguing over milk tea...
Can you imagine that?
Eerie, dark, and bloody.
Even seasoned police officers couldn't control their expressions for that moment.
Are there really zombies? Is this the end of the world?
They all instinctively took a few steps back, watching the group of zombies warily.
The zombie leader crawled up, crying, "Help! We're going to be killed!"
The younger ones behind them were all crawling in contorted positions. There was no way around it; either their hands or feet were broken. In short, none of them had complete limbs.
I didn't check the almanac before going out today, thinking I was being presented with a beautiful and wealthy woman, but it turned out to be a female demon who searched them all. Waaah... I want to go home to my mom. Women outside are tigers.
After much effort, the police officers calmed down and managed to grasp the situation. They looked at Shen Xi and his companion and said, "Gentlemen, come back to the police station with us and explain the situation."
Shen Xi looked at Chen Chuan.
Chen Chuan looked back at him: "I knew it, Caibao looks just like you."
Shen Xi:......
I really want to refute it, but I don't know how to say it because I can't find any points to refute it.
There were over thirty zombies. Those with serious injuries were immediately taken to the hospital by calling 120. The operators at the 120 center must have been furious today. I never expected so many to be dispatched to the same address. Is there some kind of large-scale brawl in the city?
The injuries were minor... Oh, sorry, there were no minor injuries, only two people who were bickering so enthusiastically that they were taken to the police station.
Of course, someone went to the hospital to give a statement.
Shen Xi and Chen Chuan came to the police station again. Fortunately, the jurisdiction was different, not Sidaokou. Otherwise, they would have been embarrassed to revisit the place so soon. Oh, not that they would have been embarrassed, but that they were worried the police officers would have been embarrassed.
They never expected that as soon as they entered the police station, they would see—treasure!
The little guy was sitting on the table, holding a fried chicken leg in each hand, gnawing on it with oil dripping from his mouth, and bragging as he ate, drooling all over the place.
"Uncle and Aunt, you have no idea how good my eye is! I'm really good at picking things out. My nickname is the Little Tyrant of Sidaokou. Whenever I go there, I can buy so many treasures."
"One million, two million, ten million, sell them however you like, you'll make money no matter what."
"Next time you go, just mention my name, and the owners will give you a discount."
"By the way, the last time I went to buy them, the brothers didn't charge me. They're such nice people."
The police officers at the police station all looked dumbfounded.
Shen Xi was also stunned.
"Sweetie, what are you doing here?"
No way? Zhou Yunxiao was supposed to bring the kid here for a fried chicken leg, but they ended up eating at the police station?
What does Caibao think the police station is?
If this develops into a habit of loving the police station, what will become of them in the future?
When Caibao turned around and saw his parents, his first reaction wasn't surprise. Instead, he quickly put the unfinished chicken leg into the fried chicken bucket, then hugged the bucket, trying to hide it under the table.
His movements were smooth and swift, and his reactions were so fast that he didn't seem like a three-year-old at all.
Unfortunately, the place where she sat was completely flat, with nothing to cover her.
She immediately shoved the bucket into the hands of the nearest police officer, then smiled sweetly at Shen Xi and Chen Chuan: "Mommy~~Daddy~~I said I can't eat it, but you uncles must buy it for me, okay?"
Police officers: ...
Who are we? Where are we? Do we even exist?
The couple stepped forward and carefully examined their daughter. Seeing that she was clean and without any injuries, and that her eyes were clear and bright, they were relieved.
Chen Chuan patted his daughter's head: "Sweetie, what are you doing here?"
"Huh? Aren't Mom and Dad here to pick me up?" Caibao tilted his head, looking very puzzled.
Pick her up?
Shen Xi immediately understood and quickly asked her, "Did you hit someone again?"
No way? It's only been a few days! This troublemaker!!
Chen Chuan glanced at his wife and decided it was better not to complain.
Caibao stuck out his chubby finger and pointed to the side. Shen Xi looked and saw—
Nearby was a little boy of about eight years old, with gauze wrapped around his head, bleeding, his eyes swollen from crying, sobbing softly in his mother's arms.
Shen Xi pointed at the boy in disbelief and asked Cai Bao, "You... hit him?"
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