Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Chapter 1862 The Treasure Cult

Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan, those two ignorant fools, were quite shocked today.

They knew before that their master was very powerful in leading this group of Boy Scouts, but they had no idea how powerful they were or in what way.

After all, they're just kids. Fang Shiyou could take on ten of them, and he'd beat them all until they cried.

But today, they've witnessed it for themselves.

It turns out that kids are no good at one-on-one fights, but they're truly invincible when they gang up on each other.

Because they are small and fearless, they will be very...uncivilized and reckless.

Fang Shiyou thought for a moment, and if he were in Jiang An's situation today, could he escape? He simulated it in his mind and found that... there was no solution.

Unless you don't slip at the beginning and then run away on foot regardless of the children's safety, you'll be swallowed up by their spittle the next second.

That thing not only has physical attacks, but also chemical and mental attacks. It's smelly and disgusting, soaking you from head to toe, and it's incredibly cool. It can make you stumble and fall over from the stench.

Children's saliva really smells bad.

Of course, no one expected that Jiang An, who was already in such a terrible state, would end up having dog poop washed on his face...

Haozai is a ruthless guy.

Of course, the most ruthless one is their master, because Haozai is Caibao's most loyal little brother, and one of them.

Such a lackey has a lot of treasure.

Leaving aside distant examples, let's talk about the three Wei brothers, who are said to be incredibly tough, the kind of guys who can beat anyone in kindergarten.

Haozai is the younger brother.

But, sorry, the three brothers are still their master's younger brothers!

Fang Shiyou and Gu Feifan both looked at the treasure and quickly stepped forward to pledge their loyalty: "Master, from now on, we will do whatever you ask us to do without hesitation!"

With such a formidable army under his command, who can rival him?

Wen Ying was quite disappointed at missing out on being the first to go, and quickly followed up: "Me too!"

Caibao ignored them and just looked at Xuanzai: "She's your mother, are you angry?"

Xuanzai's face was already wet with tears, but he still shook his head: "She scolded you, she was wrong."

Sister Caibao is the best, no one is allowed to criticize her!!

“And…and…” Xuanzi sobbed, “She doesn’t like me.”

He looked up at Caibao: "My mother doesn't like it, but it's not my fault."

“Sister Caibao, you said I was a good baby who came with a gift, so I did nothing wrong.”

But he is, after all, a child, a child of a few years old. In a child's heart, there is a natural dependence and expectation on parents. But today, Xuanzai realized a fact: his mother does not love him.

Sadness was inevitable; tears welled up in his eyes, and he couldn't control them...

Caibao reached out and patted his head: "Of course, you're a good baby, you did nothing wrong. Your gift was also great."

"We can't make everyone like us, but we must like ourselves."

Xuanzai burst into tears, but as he cried, he smiled and nodded, "Okay, I know."

His smile grew wider and wider, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.

Caibao breathed a sigh of relief. She had finally managed to appease the child. Having too many little brothers was a hassle. Being the eldest sister wasn't easy. She was too formidable. No, she had to reward herself with something delicious.

Turn around and look!

"Where's my big chicken leg? Where's my cake? Where's my cola???"

The all-powerful, beautiful, cute, fierce, and domineering chubby brat, Sister Caibao, stared wide-eyed in disbelief!

These underlings really know how to eat! They ate all that delicious food and then it was all gone.

And then some clueless guy squeezed in: "Sister Caibao, what about me? What about me? Xuanzai has a gift, what do you think I should bring?"

Everyone simultaneously looked at his hand; it had just touched dog poop, even through a tissue…

He was the one who started smashing chicken legs first, and then everyone else followed suit!

Caibao smiled sweetly at him: "You have a gift that no one else has."

"Huh? Really?" Haozai blushed. "Tell me quickly, what is it? Now I can brag about it!"

"You're the king of dog poop, you can make whichever dog poop, and that dog has to poop!"

"Hehe, that's right! My family's sausages now run away as fast as they can when they see me."

Wen Ying: ...

No wonder her corn went under the sofa; the tail was even tucked between her legs.

Haozai happily told his friends, "From now on, you'll all call me Dog Shit King, okay?"

"Okay, Dog Shit King."

Haozai walked away with his chest puffed out in satisfaction.

A group of children gathered around: "Sister Caibao, what about me? What's my gift?"

"Me too, me too, I'm sure I'll get tons of gifts. My mom says I'm really smart."

In an instant, the treasure was surrounded by its own henchmen.

But the person wasn't afraid at all. They quickly climbed onto the table, raised their arms, and said, "Everyone here is a good baby who brought gifts. They are all their parents' favorite little darlings."

"You guys are all amazing!! That's why we're Bao Family Army!"

"Yay! Long live the Bao Family Army!"

"I was born that person, and I will die...that ghost!!"

"We all have gifts, we are all good children!!"

Treasure nodded: "That's right, so we should thank God for giving us a gift!"

"it is good!!"

The assembled officials: ...

If you accidentally stumble upon a pyramid scheme, what's the difference between the person standing on high up and the pyramid scheme leader?

Chen Jin glanced away, his eyes stinging. In a daze, it seemed as if he had returned to his childhood, to the time when Chen Di was tricked by Chen Chuan into robbing him of his money and food, as if it were happening all yesterday...

Question: How should we thank God?

They're all seasoned TV addicts, and they're quite the charmers.

The next second, all the children suddenly knelt down and bowed to the heavens.

"Thank God for this gift."

"We love it!!"

"May God bless my family to make a fortune."

"May Xuanzai treat us to delicious food every day."

"Oh right, right, Xuanzai throws parties every day."

While praying, they put their hands together and made a wish. You have to admit, they did it quite well, just like someone trying to be the first to offer incense on the first day of the Lunar New Year.

The sound of wishes rising and falling filled the air, and in an instant, the Zheng family's living room was transformed into a wishing well, with a large number of people kneeling down.

Chen Jin: ...

This is a cult! Should it be banned? These TV kids are really something else.

He glanced at the smiling Treasure Sister and leaned closer: "Is this appropriate, Treasure Sister?"

Treasure Sister shrugged: "I don't know, why don't you ask Grandpa?"

grandfather?

Chen Jin suddenly felt a large patch of white sweat break out on his back. He turned around and saw his family's Party Secretary standing at the door, watching a group of children thanking God as if they were possessed!

Oh my goodness, his career is in jeopardy! This time, his flattery has really hit the bullseye!