Urban: I have a new identity every week

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Another idiom, a master of idioms.

Su Xun, who was fishing, was stunned for a moment, and looked around, where did this silly beep come from?

"I didn't drink too much, why are you still talking drunk, go play around." Su Xun waved his hand.

Slip felt that he had been belittled and humiliated: "Su, you have to face me squarely, I don't just represent me, I represent all the men behind me!"

"Hey, threaten me." Su Xun handed the fishing rod to Rila, then stood up, looked at the male players and shouted, "These two idiots said he can represent you?"

"We don't know him, we don't know him well."

"Yes, yes, we don't even know his name, Brother Su, please don't insult our IQ."

Everyone sold Slip mercilessly.

Sleep was dumbfounded for a moment, the expression on his face changed several times, and finally fixed into an aggrieved face.

You obviously didn't say that before.

"Did you hear that? Two idiots."

Su Xun looked down at him condescendingly.

"me……"

Sleep stuttered and couldn't speak.

"Made, I protect you with good intentions, but I didn't expect there to be an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf." Su Xun's face suddenly turned cold: "Come here, take them to the cannon."

Although this is a stupid beep with a problem in his mind, Su Xun still wants to use him to make an example to others, and to dispel any thoughts that some people may have that they shouldn't have.

After all, the more people there are, the more complicated people's hearts are.

He is not afraid of these people rebelling, because these people are not enough to kill him, he just doesn't want to be wasted by these trivial troubles.

"Yes!"

The four soldiers complied, and jumped straight onto Sleep's raft to keep him under control.

"Let go of me! What are you doing! You can't do this! Let me go! It's illegal to kill people!"

Slip struggled in panic and roared.

Although this is already a different world, Slip's subconscious perception of things has not changed.

Don't even look at it, is there any law in this broken place?

There are laws that also govern the aborigines, and they don't apply to players like them.

"It's illegal to kill a man, but it's not illegal to kill a dog."

Su Xun smiled slightly, and gently enlightened him.

"I'm human! I'm human!"

Slip yelled hysterically.

Su Xun raised his brows, looked at the crowd, pointed at Sleep and asked, "Everyone, did I misread it? Help me identify it, is this a human or a dog?"

"Brother Su, do you still need to ask? Looking at the characteristics, it is obviously a dog, or a skewer."

"That's right, how can a person look like this? It's so shabby. I don't dare to look in the mirror when I look like this."

"That's a dog."

Everyone forcibly changed the race for Slip.

Su Xunda refers to the achievement of man as a dog.

Zhao Gao's will gave him a thumbs up.

Sleep was terrified, angry, flustered.

"Let go of me! Please let me go..."

However, no one cared about him, four soldiers tied him up, and then rowed the raft far away.

It stopped at about 60 meters, and then the four soldiers jumped into the water and swam back.

Then a gun on the battleship aimed at Slip's raft, and boom, a round shell flew out.

Boom!

The raft and Sleep's body were blown to pieces, and the water splashed several meters high.

Slip failed to achieve his great cause and collapsed in the middle.

Everyone was dumbfounded. They didn't expect Su Xun to kill Sleep.

It's too cruel to die without a whole body.

Dog lovers expressed strong condemnation.

"Listen well, I allow you to follow me because we are fellow villagers, but if anyone wants to make trouble, don't blame me for being rude."

Su Xun stood at the bow and said with a stern expression.

Everyone was dignified and silent, because it can be seen from the shooting of Slip that if Su Xun said you are welcome, you are absolutely welcome.

Many people who were thinking of trying Su Xun's bottom line with the second idiot Sleep also dismissed some of their irrational thoughts and were decisive.

Taking a panoramic view of everyone's demeanor, Su Xun sat back again, took the fishing rod and continued fishing.

Suddenly, he felt the fishing rod being pulled.

"Finally a fish has been hooked."

This was the first time Su Xun had a fish bite the bait after sitting for a whole morning, and it was quite wicked to say the least.

When Su Xun lifted the fishing rod, he picked up a huge flounder.

"Great flounder."

Both Xiyan and Rila covered their mouths, with surprise in their eyes.

Because the size of this flounder is indeed a bit too rare, and it looks very beautiful.

"Hey, all morning, if you don't bite the hook, you don't bite any of it. This biting hook is a big fish." Su Xun took back the fishing line while speaking.

Just when he reached out to catch the flounder, the flounder suddenly said: "Listen, human, please let me live. I am not a flounder, I am a prince under the magic, if you kill me , How good is it for you? My meat won't taste to you, let me go."

"what!"

Xiyan and Rila's eyes widened, and their mouths opened into an O shape, um, in the shape of Su Xun.

"The prince who has been enchanted?" Looking at the flounder in front of him, Su Xun thought of a fairy tale.

It's called The Fisherman and His Wife.

The general content is about a fisherman who catches a flounder while fishing at the beach, and what the flounder said to the fisherman is exactly what it is now.

Then the fisherman released the flounder, and when he went back, he told his wife about it. His wife said that he couldn't let it go in vain, and asked him to go to the flounder to repay his kindness.

The fisherman came to the beach and said: Flounder, you are in the sea, listen to me carefully, I catch you and let you go without making a wish, my wife is not forgiving and will not obey me.

Then the flounder appeared again and asked the fisherman what his wife's wish was.

The first wish of the fisherman's wife was to have a beautiful house, and the flounder helped it come true.

In the end, the fisherman's wife was not greedy enough, and she wanted to be a king, then an emperor, and finally a pope, and the flounder helped her achieve it.

Then the fisherman's wife was still not satisfied, she wanted to manipulate the moon and the sun, Flounder felt that she was too greedy, so he canceled all her wishes and let her continue to live in the dilapidated house.

Thinking of this fairy tale, Su Xun said: "I can let you go, but you have to fulfill my wish."

"Yes, but humans, I advise you not to be too greedy. There was a fisherman's wife who lost everything she got by making a wish to me because she was too greedy." Flounder warned.

Su Xun smashed his mouth, didn't expect it to be this guy, and smiled slightly: "Don't worry, I don't want to be the pope, and I don't want to manipulate the moon and the sun."

"You...how did you know that!" The flounder was shocked, and then suddenly thought of something: "Do you know that fisherman couple?"

Su Xun didn't explain, but said directly: "Listen well, my wish is to get the cursed magic mirror."

"Okay." Flounder agreed in one bite.

Su Xun was a little surprised. He didn't have much hope for it. This guy is better than the little fairy?

Flounder said: "You can let me go now, touch, touch, the magic mirror is already broken by you."

Su Xun frowned, because he clearly felt that there was nothing in his arms.

He looked at Flounder unkindly: "Are you kidding me? Believe it or not, I stewed you."

"How...how could this happen!"

Seeing Su Xun as usual, Flounder was surprised, and even raised his voice several minutes.

"Wait a little longer, I will cast the spell again."

Flounder muttered words.

"This fish is doing illusion magic on you."

I do not know when the little fairy appeared.

"Fairy!"

Flounder eyes are about to pop out.

No wonder it didn't work on Su Xun's illusion magic. It turned out that a fairy was secretly destroying it.

"Crack!"

Su Xun grabbed it, violently tore off the hook and slapped it on the deck: "To make your wish come true, you will use illusion to lie to me? Do you really think I'm a good person?"

While speaking, he took the fruit knife next to him in his hand, and made a gesture to stab it.

Today he simply eats flounder sashimi.

"Don't! Don't! Don't kill me! I can't fulfill people's wishes at all, I... I can only cast illusion magic!" The flounder shouted in panic.

Su Xun stopped moving the bayonet and looked at the flounder: "Does that mean you are useless?"

But it makes sense when you think about it. After all, if this fish can really fulfill all human wishes, how can it be cursed if it is so awesome?Or why not break the curse and turn back into a human body?

So what the fisherman and his wife saw in the fairy tale was just an illusion from beginning to end.

"Yes! Useful! Useful!"

Flounder said quickly: "I... I can help you get the cursed mirror, I can help you get it."

"Still lying to me?" Su Xun's eyes glowed coldly.

The flounder shouted nervously: "No, I didn't lie to you. I used to be a prince of the Norman Empire. I was turned into a flounder by my stepmother, who is now the queen. As long as you let the fairy help me I can help you if you remove the magic, I saw with my own eyes that the cursed mirror is in the hands of the Queen."

"Hehe, isn't this a coincidence, do you have a younger sister named Snow White?" Su Xun remembered that there was no story about Snow White having an older brother in the fairy tale, but it is impossible for a ruler of a country to only have daughters but not sons.

The vicious queen must have murdered the prince in order to pave the way for her son.

After all, for the sake of being the most beautiful woman in the world, the vicious queen has slandered Snow White several times, and for her own son to become emperor, there is nothing she can do.

Flounder said, "You know my sister?"

"I know her." Su Xun didn't lie, most people on the boat knew her, but she didn't know them.

Snow White, the prettiest girl in the whole fairy tale world, has been verified by the magic mirror.

The flounder seemed to see a great savior: "Merciful Lord, thank you for sending my sister's friend to save me, I will be your most devout letter... Ah!"

Before the words were finished, it let out a scream.

Because Su Xun slapped him.

"I was the one who caught you, not the Lord. You should thank me." Su Xunfeng said calmly.

Flounder said again and again: "I am willing to give everything to thank you. When I return to the palace and expose the queen's conspiracy, I will definitely help you get the cursed mirror. I will also introduce my beautiful sister to you."

"Sister, it doesn't matter, the magic mirror is necessary." Su Xun smiled, and I am not a good or perverted person.

Really.

Afterwards, Su Xun looked at the little fairy and asked, "Can the curse magic on him be broken?"

"Okay, this is just magic cast by ordinary wizards." The little fairy raised her chin confidently, and then subconsciously took out her special fairy wand.

This is the serious fairy stick.

Su Xun asked, "What are you doing?"