【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 476: If you teach a little bird to read a chapter, it will turn out like this

[If you teach a bird to talk carelessly, it will become like this]

[Each parrot learns the fragrance of bird language at home]

My little one can pronounce his name, Erbao, and imitates me saying "Nong Sha Le" and "Ah?" (in Henan dialect). His tone is exactly the same as mine. Sometimes when I get angry and yell at him, he keeps repeating "Nong Sha Le" and "Ah?" These two sentences really make me laugh.

There's a key-making shop on our street that has a mynah bird that can recite "The moon shines brightly before my bed, I wonder if it's frost on the ground." Its voice is exactly like that of an eight or nine-year-old boy.

My uncle's mynah bird doesn't like to talk, so my uncle gets anxious and keeps urging it to "talk, talk, talk". Then the mynah bird learns to "talk, talk, talk, talk".

There was also this starling that was kept very close to the kitchen. My aunt liked to steam buns, and the lid of the steamer was often lifted up and then dropped by the steam, so the starling learned that "click-click-click-click" sound.

My brother taught my mynah bird, "You said it was noon when you were hoeing the fields." He repeated this many times, but the mynah bird remained indifferent. The last time, the mynah bird finally spoke, "I believe it."

My friend's little tiger can talk. She was watching Demon Slayer at the time. The more intense the fighting and the more tragic the plot, the happier he was talking beside her. The tragic atmosphere was completely gone. But as soon as you turn off the video, he stops talking immediately.

At the zoo, a starling kept calling out to me from a distance, "Come here, come here!" I ran over to it, and when I got to it, it shouted at me in a loud and clear voice, "Get lost!"

[The last time I went to Chimelong Zoo, the parrot said "Hi, Boss" to me]

"I remember an old man who said he had a parrot and taught it to say "good morning" every day. But no matter how he taught it, the parrot just wouldn't speak. The old man thought it was dumb and stopped teaching it. Then one day the parrot said, "Hey, old man, you've been so rude these days. You don't even say hello to me." [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]"

"I remember our biology teacher always taught her parrot to say 'hello' at home, but she would sometimes swear, so the parrot learned to say 'your mother' [laughing and crying]"

"My mom's colleague was helping a friend raise a parrot for a few days. The cage was in the living room. In the middle of the night, he forgot about it and went to the bathroom. Then he heard a clear voice saying in Shandong dialect: "Who are you? Who are you?" It was like this -

[Voice] 6s”

"My family has two parrots and a puppy. The puppy is called Chuer. Because Chuer always makes mistakes, her mother often scolds her, "Chueer, get out!" Every time her mother scolds the puppy, one of the parrots will listen with its head tilted. Then one time, the bird jumped onto the puppy's cage and yelled "Chuer, get out!" very loudly. I tried to teach her for a long time, but she still couldn't say it. She only learned how to scold the dog [end]"

"Hahaha! The parrot of a friend of my relative learned the ding sound of a microwave oven being ready [laughing and crying]"

"I saw someone on Douyin who had a parrot in the Tianjin barrier. He taught the parrot to say 'Lao~dou~fu~', and every time the parrot said 'Ga! Ba! Cai!' [laughing and crying] Both the person and the parrot spoke Tianjin dialect [laughing and crying] It was really funny [laughing and crying]"

"I saw a video before. Four girls in a dormitory raised four birds. The owners were playing games and discussing. One of the birds was practicing saying 'little white rabbit' next to them. The owner said: 'Shut up!' The bird said: 'What are you doing?' The comment section said: 'You are the only one studying in the dormitory and you are not letting him do that? How cute!'"

"When I was little, there was a parrot in the neighborhood that a grandfather kept. Every day, after hearing the junk collector shouting, it learned to say, 'Junk for sale!' And then it would collect junk from everyone it saw [covering its face]."

"My uncle is a very cheerful man. He taught his parrot to talk every day, but the parrot never learned. Finally, it finally learned my uncle's cheerful laughter [covering face]"

"I have two parrots and a rooster at home. The rooster's cage is right next to the parrots' cage. The rooster crows every day, not just in the morning and evening, but any time it can remember.

It crows every few seconds, unless it falls asleep in the middle of the night. It crows non-stop even as I'm typing. I'm afraid the two parrots will learn to crow like chickens before learning human speech..."

"The budgie that flew into my house has learned to meow like my cat. I hear it meowing on the balcony in the middle of the night. I keep looking for it with a flashlight all over the floor. I even suspected that the cat got stuck in the pipe [forehead][forehead][forehead]"

"I have to say this. I heard there's a talking mynah bird in the park's small zoo. Those talking parrots are usually so cute in videos. But that mynah bird spoke in a standard Mandarin bass voice... hello. It scared me to death [finished][finished][finished][finished]"

"I saw a netizen say that his bird kept saying "Mom, I love you," "Dad, I love you," and "Sister, I love you" before it died [Crying R][Crying]"

“It really understands [crying]”

"When I was little, my grandpa had a mynah bird. Every time I went to stay at their house during the holidays, the bird would see me and shout, 'Baby is back! Baby is back!' Then my grandpa would come out in his slippers and help me carry my bag [crying]"

Bird keepers under the canopy also revealed the difficulties they faced in teaching their parrots to imitate speech: the old man at home raised a beautiful bird with particularly bright feathers, and he treasured it all day long. If anyone touched it, the old man would yell at them not to break his precious bird.

But the bird had a very cold personality. The old man tried to teach it to talk and say hello every day, but the bird ignored him. It only gave him food and didn't talk to him. At first, the old man thought he had been cheated by the merchant and bought a dumb bird that looked good but was useless.

As a result, the dog imitated the street vendor's calls of "Selling Candied Haws" all day long, which made the old man very angry. He worked hard every day but in the end he was not as good as the candied haws vendor.

Every time there are guests at home during festivals or holidays, it always shouts, "Selling candied haws!"

As a result, every time the children come to see their grandfather, they ask where the candied haws are. They clamor for candied haws and say that the old man is partial and only gives it to the birds but not to them, so they want to eat candied haws too!

Once a guest came to my house and joked: Your bird is probably the one that loves candied haws the most in the area. It even keeps muttering about candied haws. Could it be that you fed it candied haws as a meal and it turned out a candied haws bird?

This made the old man feel ashamed and irritated. He was so angry that he kept cursing his dead bird for being useless. It had been learning for so long and eating so much fine food, but it couldn't even say a single auspicious word. It was useless except for looking festive.

As a result, the bird didn't learn anything the old man said, but by some strange coincidence, it learned the phrase "nothing". Later, whenever the old man scolded it, it would keep shouting at the old man, "Nothing, no thing, you are really no thing, you are useless!"

Old man: ……………

In the end, the boomerang landed on my own head.