diskusbooks Chapter 695 I refuse them to come to the afterlife
Chapter 695 I refuse them to come to the afterlife
[Host, you don't have to worry about this. This is a product of the system. It is very powerful. One person can do the job of more than a dozen people, so you don't have to worry about this issue at all.
Even if something happens to the robot, it can be recovered and repaired.]
Li Wu heaved a sigh of relief after hearing what the system said [That's good, that's good, my life now cannot be separated from robots, woo woo woo, he is my life.]
The system feels like it has shed hair all over the floor, even though it doesn't shed hair.
Li Wu stopped talking to the system, and the shyness she had just felt had completely disappeared.
"Ahem, ancestors, let's take a look at who the next traders will be," Li Wu pretended to cough twice.
Hearing this, our ancestors were also extremely excited. This time they could go to the afterlife and ride a hot air balloon. Although they didn’t know what it was, they could at least fly to the sky.
They are also very interested in this. It can fly, how could they not like it?
So many ancestors reminded Li Wu in the barrage not to forget the hot air balloon.
Li Wu couldn't help laughing. "Ancestors, don't worry, don't worry, I won't forget. My memory is not that bad, please believe me," Li Wu blinked his big sincere eyes.
This made our ancestors believe it reluctantly.
"Now let's take a look at who the traders are this time.
The first place in the first group, wow, it’s him.”
Who is who? Why doesn’t the little fairy just tell them directly? He always keeps them in suspense.
"The leader of the four great talents in Jiangnan during the Ming Dynasty, my ancestors know who he is, right? He has appeared before," Li Wu asked with a smile.
In the barrage, the ancestors made various guesses, but most people actually didn’t remember anything, mainly because there were so many people on the list and they couldn’t possibly remember them all.
And this is the Ming Dynasty. They can’t remember the later dynasties even more.
People in the Ming Dynasty were able to tell who it was.
Tang Bohu, the leader of the four great talents, also took the initiative to speak. When others saw Tang Bohu's name, they said that, indeed, he looked a little familiar.
"Yes, he is Tang Yin, also known as Tang Bohu.
Actually, the first time I knew about Mr. Tang Bohu was from a movie called "Flirting Scholar". If I have the chance, I will show it to you, my ancestors. It is a comedy.
Well, it’s a movie that makes people happy, the kind that makes them laugh,” Li Wu explained comedy.
She prefers watching comedies, and can't stand watching tragic dramas. She cries easily, and once she starts crying, she can't help it at all. She cries until she feels dizzy and uncomfortable.
Tang Bohu in front of the sky curtain was a little happy that there were actually movies and TV series about him in later generations. Not to mention his future career, it must have been smooth sailing.
Although the emperor still values him now, because his name has been on the list for a long time, the emperor has known it for a long time, and he also knows that he has won the first place in the imperial examination, which is a existence that attracts the attention of the whole nation.
Now he is on the list again, and he has a vague premonition in his heart.
Sky
"Let's see who the second one is. This one seems to have been on the list before. Unfortunately, he died young. He only lived to be 27 years old.
He is Wang Bo, one of the Four Great Talents of the Early Tang Dynasty. Senior Wang Bo, do you know how difficult it is to recite your "Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng"? "
Li Wu was very sad. She felt that reciting the poem was killing her.
The ancestors in front of the sky curtain burst into laughter. They all wanted to know how difficult it was to memorize it. The expression on the little fairy's face was a little funny.
Wang Bo himself also found it a little funny. He thought it was very simple and not difficult. Why not write a few more articles so that people in future generations can memorize them?
It won’t be difficult if you memorize more!
"Let's look at the third person, who is also very famous in history. He is Li Bai's idol, Xie Lingyun.
A, um, how should I put it, a senior who is courting death?" Li Wu didn't know what words to use to describe Xie Lingyun.
But he is indeed quite suicidal.
Xie Lingyun, who was standing in front of the sky, felt unhappy when he heard the little fairy say this to him. How could the little fairy say this to him? How could he be seeking death?
Didn't he just enjoy it a little?
The other ancestors who knew Xie Lingyun were silent. They had to admit that the word "death" used by the little immortal was quite appropriate.
"Let's look at the second group," Li Wu was still laughing at this time, but the next second, Li Wu's face changed drastically, with rejection written all over his face.
"I refuse to allow this second group to come to the afterlife. I'm afraid they'll be perverts," Li Wu trembled with fear.
The second group is full of perverts, it's terrible.
The ancestors in front of the sky were curious. Who were the members of the second group? Why was the little fairy so scared?
"The first person in the second group is Liu Ziye, the former emperor of the Southern Song Dynasty.
The most absurd and perverted emperor in history, ancestors, you dare not imagine what he did. "
Li Wu felt extremely scared after thinking about it. If she were to go to the afterlife, she would never let the other party come.
What would she do if the other party went crazy?
The other party would never care about her identity.
The barrage was all about Liu Ziye, and it was known that Liu Ziye’s ancestors were talking about what the other party had done in the barrage.
But all the ancestors were shocked. Is this still a human being?
Liu Ziye himself was quite happy that he was on the list, but the words of the little immortal later on sent him completely to hell.
"Damn it, damn it, who is this little immortal? How dare he say that to me? He is just a person from later generations. I am the emperor, I am the emperor..." Liu Ziye suddenly went crazy and yelled, cursing Li Wu all over.
Fortunately, Li Wu didn't know about it, otherwise he would have started cursing at him from a distance.
Sky
"Liu Ziye angered his mother to death, raped his aunt, and abused his own uncle, locking him up in a pigsty and making him eat pig food.
He killed ministers, did not allow palace maids to wear clothes, and did all kinds of absurd things. He was extremely cruel. "Although the other party did suffer psychological trauma when he was young, this is simply perverted.
The ancestors all looked disgusted, and the illiterate common people were shocked. This man was truly a beast. No, he was even worse than a beast. He angered his biological mother to death and forcibly took his own aunt. This was not something a human being could do.
They valued filial piety the most, so Liu Ziye was subjected to all kinds of insults in the barrage, and finally Liu Ziye fainted from anger.
"Let's look at the second one. He is not a good person either. No, the emperors of this dynasty are not good people. It is simply a beastly dynasty, the Gao family of Northern Qi.
Emperor Wucheng of Northern Qi, Gao Zhan, raped his sister-in-law, killed his nephew, and poisoned his brother. In short, he killed other members of the royal family without any guilt, and his methods were extremely cruel.
Well, Lanling Prince was born in the Gao family, so he is considered one of the few normal people. But who knows, after all, the emperors of the Gao family are more perverted than each other, and none of them are good people," Li Wu shook his head. Most importantly, he is still whitewashed now.
Gao Zhan was cleared, Gao Wei was cleared, Li Wu didn't want to say anything. If they could be cleared, what else could she say?
There is nothing more to say.