diskusbooks Chapter 214 Funny Couple
Chapter 214 Funny Couple
It makes sense.
Zeng Jing also knew some.
For example, learning to be a chef also has subdivisions.
Fried dough sticks belong to the pastry chef.
Chefs who learn to cook don't teach this.
"Then what shall we eat for lunch?" Zeng Jing scratched his head.
Xinxin pointed to the north.
Zeng Jing was confused.
"You don't buy anything, you can only drink the northwest wind."
Zeng Jing retorted: "Is that the northwest? No wonder he is a road idiot."
Xinxin waved her hand: "Sisters, beat him."
"Don't slap me in the face, I hope it picks up pretty girls."
It was over. The face that was fine at first was hit twice.
Zeng Jing took two beauties out for dinner with panda eyes.
"Aunts, please get in the car."
"Be good! Keep smiling, yes, that's it, good."
Is Zeng Jing's face smiling?It's uglier than crying.
Entering the restaurant, the waiter looked surprised and said, "Sir, this is..."
"It's okay. My two wives like to practice boxing, so I volunteered to be a punching bag for a while."
The waiter took a breath: "Two?"
Xinxin raised her little fist again, "Xiangjun, this guy talks nonsense, keep hitting him!"
boom! boom! boom!
The waiter was stunned.
Zeng Jing sat up and slapped the table, "You haven't brought the menu yet? Have you never seen a man get beaten? It's better than kneeling on the washboard, right?"
Li Xiangjun nodded, "This is a good idea."
Zeng Jing almost fainted, I'm a bitch!Which pot is not opened and lifted?
After ordering, the waiter immediately went to prepare it.
Xiangjun whispered to Xinxin, "Sister, have we gone too far?"
"It's okay, let's capture him with our beauty."
When the waiter came back, his jaw dropped again.
Zeng Jing is enjoying an emperor-like life.
A beautiful woman is beating her back from behind.
A beautiful woman in front put some food into her mouth and poured a glass of wine herself, saying, "Your Majesty, this is the palace jade wine. Please try it."
"What kind of wine is this?"
"Palace Yuye wine."
"One hundred and eighty cups."
"How is this wine?"
"Listen to me blowing for you, look at my mouth! One cup will satisfy your appetite, two cups will keep your kidneys healthy, three or four cups will satisfy your stomach..."
Zeng Jing knocked on the table, "Line, line, say it later."
"What the hell are the lines! I only remember the stick."
Zeng Jing sprayed it immediately, and Li Xiangjun passively washed his face.
"You're from Beijing and you've forgotten all your lines?"
“Don’t that rhyme?”
The waiter was confused. These three people were not normal. They were talking in random directions and had no idea what they were talking about.
Grandma Zhao Lirong's sketch features a cast of talented actors.
Gong Hanlin played the role of a chicken thief very well. I once listened to that song and thought it was very interesting.
"Look at this dish, a gathering of talented people..."
Things have changed, and the three of them are still laughing when they take it out.
Good things can stand the test of time. I would like to pay tribute to Teacher Zhao and Teacher Gong!
Wait until the three of them finish eating.
Zeng Jing crossed her legs and said, "Pay the bill!"
The waiter immediately ran over and stood in front of Zeng Jing.
Zeng Jing rolled her eyes, "You are so handsome, do you need to spend your own money to eat? It's not shameful for such a beautiful woman to eat soft food. Beauty, pay the bill."
Li Xiangjun immediately took out some money and waved his hand generously, "No need to change, it's considered a tip."
The waiter's face turned green, "Madam, you gave us five hundred, and the bill is 490."
"Really? If it's too much, give me a piece."
Zeng Jing pulled Li Xiangjun and left. Xinxin quickly followed and hugged Zeng Jing's arms.
The reversal was too fast. The waiter felt that he was not intelligent enough today and could not figure it out.
How come I can't have such a good thing when I can eat soft food and be hugged from left to right?