Chapter 108 The cannon fodder in the harem of the heroine in the end times 2
Chapter 108 The cannon fodder in the harem of the heroine in the end times 2
Yuyan heard the sound coming continuously, as if it would never end. She was really curious, so she opened her eyes and took a look. She almost burst out laughing.
At this moment, there was a zombie standing in front of the mirror next to her. How can I describe that zombie? It was a zombie but it didn’t look like a zombie at all, because zombies were generally dressed in rags, were dirty, and smelled bad.
But this zombie is different. He has a tall and strong posture, and wears a neat and clean suit, which he organizes meticulously. Even though he is a zombie, he obviously has his own ideas.
There was not much dead flesh on his body to begin with, and he sewed it up neatly like sewing clothes, fitting tightly together. In order to cover up the stench on his body, he also sprayed a lot of perfume, but it was a bit choking.
What kind of zombie is this? Why is it different from the others? And what kind of operation is that? Is it still so particular about zombies?
Yuyan looked at the male zombie in front of her who was tidying up his appearance with surprise in her eyes. She stopped standing there and walked up to him to try to communicate with him.
When she opened her mouth, she found that her tongue would not obey her at all. It was so stiff that she couldn't utter a word. She could only make "ho ho ho" sounds, and her pretty face was full of black lines.
I fell... How can I live like this? Can I still complete the task happily? This world is poisonous!
She never expected that this "hohoho" was actually the special language of the zombie world, because the male zombie opposite actually turned around, looked at her with a puzzled face, and then also spoke in a hohoho sound.
The amazing thing is, she actually understood.
The male zombie asked: What did you say?
Yuyan bit her tongue and tried to express herself back with "hohohoho".
Yuyan: What are you doing?
The male zombie looked at her, then turned back to continue adjusting his tie, but also answered her with a hoarse voice.
Male zombie: Can’t you see? I’m fixing my clothes and appearance.
"........."
Then the two zombies started chatting with each other.
Yuyan: You are already a zombie, why are you still tidying up your appearance?
Male zombie: You are ugly and have no taste. Do zombies not need to pay attention to their appearance? No pursuit.
Yuyan was very dissatisfied with being scolded, but then she thought that she was indeed ugly, so she didn't bother with him and continued to ask him.
Yuyan: Why do you care so much about your appearance? We are all disgusting creatures, why don’t you fit in?
Not afraid of being beaten up for not fitting in, what an idiot! Men are inherently stinky men, do they need to be so refined?
The male zombie was a little angry after being scolded by Yu Yan. He glared at her fiercely, then turned his head to continue tidying up his messy hair, and then scolded back fiercely.
Male zombie: You are the disgusting one! Didn't you look in the mirror? I am different from you. I want to make myself look handsome so that I can get married in the future!
Yuyan never expected to get such a shocking answer. She looked at the unusual zombie in front of her with her mouth wide open, completely speechless.
Are you so advanced? Are you pursuing such high goals? And you still want to marry a wife. Are you marrying a human or a zombie? Can you live in harmony with her? Can you have a happy sex life? Can you give birth to a baby? It's simply unbelievable.
Although she didn't say it explicitly, the male zombie could still tell what she was thinking from her horrified and disgusted look.
He just bared his teeth at her fiercely in protest, and then said calmly: Humph, you ugly thing, put away your suspicious eyes, I found a way to become handsome, but I won’t tell you.
Haha, is this true? I've never heard that turning into a zombie can make you handsome? You are indeed an extraordinary zombie!
"The host has it, the zombie king! He is very handsome, otherwise the heroine wouldn't fall in love with him and sleep with him!" The system then began to educate her again.
Haha, didn’t she know? She was just wondering how an ordinary zombie could be so abnormal.
By the way, he is not the Zombie King! After all, the real Zombie King will be one of the heroine's harem in the future.
Yuyan suddenly thought that if others could become zombie kings through upgrading, then she could do it too! Then it wouldn't be long before she became beautiful.
"...Then...if I try hard and become the Zombie King, will I also become beautiful? By the way, how do I become the Zombie King?" How do I do this?
"Don't even think about it. You're a different species. You're just an ordinary zombie at the lowest level. There's no threshold for upgrading." The system bluntly hit her hard.
"How come there are still distinctions among zombies when they are all here?" Yu Yan was very dissatisfied. How come zombies also have different statuses?
"The Zombie King is an important male supporting character after all! At worst, he's still a villain with a halo. You're a cannon fodder, so keep a calm mind." The system reasoned with her, but Yu Yan was not the kind of person who would listen to it.
"I can't balance. Jealousy has made me unrecognizable. Even though I have no face anymore, I still want my pretty face ahhhhhh!" I don't want to see this ugly face again.
Hmm? Oh, by the way, it seems that the male zombie just now said there is a way to become more beautiful.
Yu Yan howled twice before she remembered what the male zombie said. Then Yu Yan tried to communicate with him, wanting him to share his secrets of beauty, but he didn't even look at her.
Seeing his attitude, Yu Yan pursed her lips tightly, obviously a little angry, and then...
With a "pa" sound, Yuyan slapped him on the forehead, knocking him to the ground, then sat on his stomach and began to threaten him viciously.
"Tell me, how do you become more beautiful?" Like a female bandit.
"Host, you used external force again? Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" Before the zombie could speak, the system started to jump in shock.
"What nonsense are you talking about? You have taken away most of my energy. What else can I do? This is the normal strength of zombies. I am just using it reasonably. Get out of my way." Yu Yan cursed angrily. She was talking about something irrelevant. Can't you see that she was doing something important?
The male zombies were all stunned by Yu Yan. He was invincible in this area, so he didn't take Yu Yan seriously at all.
His greatest pleasure is to dress himself up handsomely every day so as to leave the best first impression on his wife at all times.
He didn't expect that Yu Yan would slap him to the ground without him noticing. Not only did she threaten him, but she also messed up the appearance he had just tidied up.
The male zombie was very anxious. His hair must be messy and his clothes must be dirty. He had just carefully taken care of them. But they were ruined. Thinking of this, he got angry and jumped up to bite Yu Yan to death.
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